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Clips from Dr. Ken - The Seminar (S01E01)

"I, uh, um... welcome. Hi, Mrs... James."
Dr. Ken
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Dr. Ken
"Why didn't you catch this problem"
Dr. Ken
"Really?! You forgot about my physical?!"
Dr. Ken
"I-I... no, I didn't!"
Dr. Ken
"No, I-I... you told me."
Dr. Ken
"I-I know this must be a very difficult time"
Dr. Ken
"for you and your hus..."
Dr. Ken
"Why are you staring at my wife?"
Dr. Ken
"No, I mean, you said I was"
Dr. Ken
"supposed to make eye contact with her."
Dr. Ken
"while you tell me I have cancer?!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Who here thinks Dr. Park did a good job delivering the news?"
Dr. Ken
"next to Jeremy piven."
Dr. Ken
"I would've walked."
Dr. Ken
"And then when I got home,"
Dr. Ken
"Allison was furious at me"
Dr. Ken
"for missing dinner with my parents."
Dr. Ken
"who filed that last complaint."
Dr. Ken
"I'll file one of my own if you don't wrap this story up."
Dr. Ken
"fish-oily, samurai-topknot moron Sonja."
Dr. Ken
"Let me give you a hint. Samurai topknot."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, look who it is."
Dr. Ken
"Huh. Let's see here."
Dr. Ken
"your thyroid level is deceitful,"
Dr. Ken
"and I studied your X-ray for an hour,"
Dr. Ken
"but I couldn't find a backbone!"
Dr. Ken
"Clark: Dr. Ken."
Dr. Ken
"And you know what you did."
Dr. Ken
"She didn't file the complaint... I did."
Dr. Ken
"Say hi to shep for me. Okay, be well."
Dr. Ken
"I'll see you. Bye."
Dr. Ken
"You filed a patient-complaint form against me?!"
Dr. Ken
"some help with how you treat people."
Dr. Ken
"I know how to deal with patients."
Dr. Ken
"I'm not... I'm not talking about your bedside manner."
Dr. Ken
"I'm talking about your... "Friend-side" manner."
Dr. Ken
"And I did not know that you were"
Dr. Ken
"gonna have to go to some seminar"
Dr. Ken
"or about the whole four-strikes thing."
Dr. Ken
"I'm not a baseball guy!"
Dr. Ken
"It's three strikes!"
Dr. Ken
"You don't have to be a baseball guy!"
Dr. Ken
"I was homeschooled."
Dr. Ken
"Where, outer space?!"
Dr. Ken
"Home of the baseball hall of fame?!"
Dr. Ken
"Clark, if you had a problem with me,"
Dr. Ken
"you should've talked to me about it."
Dr. Ken
"I tried!"
Dr. Ken
"You don't care, even when it is something as important"
Dr. Ken
"as me becoming a registered nurse!"
Dr. Ken
"As a doctor, I have a lot on my plate."
Dr. Ken
"Look, I may not pay attention to every little thing you say,"
Dr. Ken
"but one thing I would never do..."
Dr. Ken
"is sell out a friend."
Dr. Ken
"Preferably one who's not a rat."
Dr. Ken
"because I want a new doctor,"
Dr. Ken
"preferably one who treats his nurse like a human being!"
Dr. Ken
"The thing is, I really needed to go this way."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Ken, this is your nurse, Rick."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Sawyer, this is your nurse, Clark."
Dr. Ken
"Have fun."
Dr. Ken
"Aw, I wish I could feel sorry for you,"
Dr. Ken
"but I can't."
Dr. Ken
"'Cause guess who's here again... The frickin' fun bunch."
Dr. Ken
"I felt guilty about missing dinner,"
Dr. Ken
"Guess I forgot to tell you."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, so, this next thing's really gonna feel like kerosene"
Dr. Ken
"Cell... Cutting..."
Dr. Ken
"Out."
Dr. Ken
"So, the drought."
Dr. Ken
"That thing just rages on unabated, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, here's something."
Dr. Ken
"How's, uh... how's Dr. Ken doing with his new... Nurse?"
Dr. Ken
"Great!"
Dr. Ken
"- Really? - Nope."
Dr. Ken
"No big."
Dr. Ken
"Please, Clark! Stop this madness!"
Dr. Ken
"and they were draining an abscess,"
Dr. Ken
"because that should've been Dr. Ken and you!"
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Ken drains abscesses with someone else now."
Dr. Ken
"What do you want me to do?"
Dr. Ken
"Do you remember when you asked Dr. Ken"
Dr. Ken
"to write you a recommendation for the R.N. program?"
Dr. Ken
""Clark beavers is not only the best doctor's assistant"
Dr. Ken
"I've ever worked with..."
Dr. Ken
"He's also one of the finest people I've ever known.""
Dr. Ken
"- Why are you stopping? - Ow!"
Dr. Ken
"and a magnificent registered nurse.""
Dr. Ken
"Well,"
Dr. Ken
"There is some new information there..."
Dr. Ken
"Which I will take under advisement."
Dr. Ken
"Aww. I can't believe Dr. Ken wrote all those beautiful words."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I do."
Dr. Ken
"Mom, what are you doing?"
Dr. Ken
"Uh... I like a boy."
Dr. Ken
"Why don't you like me?"
Dr. Ken
"We like you."
Dr. Ken
"Do you think I'm not good enough for your son?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, sometimes we think Ken not good enough for you."
Dr. Ken
"What?"
Dr. Ken
"But he's the golden boy, the successful doctor."
Dr. Ken
"Ken very arrogant about being doctor."
Dr. Ken
"I don't have to observe common buffet etiquette.""
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, anger management."
Dr. Ken
"Ken always like that."
Dr. Ken
"And all these years,"
Dr. Ken
"I thought you guys didn't like me."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, no, no."
Dr. Ken
"Your food tastes like garbage."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, patient, you're gonna feel"
Dr. Ken
"a little pressure as I remove the tube."
Dr. Ken
"Well, nurses have feelings, too."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, I've been by your side for eight years."
Dr. Ken
"I'm more than just your nurse."
Dr. Ken
"Where you going?"
Dr. Ken
"I know your middle name is Leslie,"
Dr. Ken
"so you like telling people that you're 10..."
Dr. Ken
"I know you've been studying"
Dr. Ken
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