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Clips from Dr. Ken - The Seminar (S01E01)

"for your nursing boards since last summer,"
Dr. Ken
"and most of all, I know and appreciate all you do for me."
Dr. Ken
"Say yes! Say yes!"
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Ken already has a nurse."
Dr. Ken
"I said good day, sir."
Dr. Ken
"Well, tell me the truth."
Dr. Ken
"Did damona tell you all those things about me?"
Dr. Ken
"Not the kickball thing."
Dr. Ken
"That felt like a pretty safe guess."
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my god, exam room "b"!"
Dr. Ken
"Sorry I left you with my parents again."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, it was kind of fun."
Dr. Ken
"about how to treat people better,"
Dr. Ken
"He said it! He said it!"
Dr. Ken
"Everybody, here's a dollar!"
Dr. Ken
"I get cold super-easy."
Dr. Ken
"I own and operate an organic bakery truck."
Dr. Ken
"I thought you smelled familiar."
Dr. Ken
"Both: Ew!"
Dr. Ken
"Right."
Dr. Ken
"I'm such a good son."
Dr. Ken
"I like when they come to dinner."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, we're all having dinner with your grandparents,"
Dr. Ken
"This is gonna suck, man."
Dr. Ken
"push my food around on their plates."
Dr. Ken
"It's a sign of respect."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, come on, everyone knows Korean mount rushmore"
Dr. Ken
"When my grandma died, they just said,"
Dr. Ken
"Here, candy.""
Dr. Ken
"Besides, I'll be there,"
Dr. Ken
"You know how it works."
Dr. Ken
"You don't make enough for it to be about the money."
Dr. Ken
"Sorry, what?"
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, Dr. Ken is a man of medicine,"
Dr. Ken
"How about I just tell you?"
Dr. Ken
"Our own Dr. Park received another patient-complaint form."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, what are they gonna do to me if I don't go?"
Dr. Ken
""Chello.""
Dr. Ken
"Why haven't you left yet?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, that's your hell? I'm in real hell, Ken."
Dr. Ken
"James Miller, chief happiness officer."
Dr. Ken
"Everybody okay with that?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm also gonna be eating yours."
Dr. Ken
"6:37."
Dr. Ken
"and I'm very sorry to tell you that..."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no!"
Dr. Ken
"Are you flirting with my wife"
Dr. Ken
"Why would I flirt with your fat, ugly wife"
Dr. Ken
"Right?"
Dr. Ken
"I know what you did."
Dr. Ken
"Keep taking your Synthroid every day."
Dr. Ken
"Well, two if you include a devil's threesome..."
Dr. Ken
"And guess what. They brought their stink eye."
Dr. Ken
"Landline... Cutting... Out."
Dr. Ken
"What's up, guys? What's up?"
Dr. Ken
"I went into the exam room,"
Dr. Ken
"and Dr. Ken was there with that other nurse,"
Dr. Ken
"and it made me physically ill"
Dr. Ken
"Clark, wait. Come here."
Dr. Ken
"Always got me in people's business."
Dr. Ken
""Knowledgeable and eager to learn,"
Dr. Ken
"he will be a shining asset to your program"
Dr. Ken
"He didn't. I wrote it. He signed it."
Dr. Ken
"You push your food around on your plate."
Dr. Ken
"You know what's ironic?"
Dr. Ken
"He couldn't be here tonight"
Dr. Ken
"because he had to go to doctor sensitivity training."
Dr. Ken
"In third grade, his teacher give him special "angry room!""
Dr. Ken
"- You bad cook. - Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"Friend."
Dr. Ken
"I know your birthday is February 29th,"
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Ken, make me the happiest man alive."
Dr. Ken
"I got this."
Dr. Ken
"Clark: But I try."
Dr. Ken
"which is important because, as a doctor..."
Dr. Ken
"There's got to be something you can do."
Dr. Ken
"Great. Super. Just get home."
Dr. Ken
"Do you realize how..."
Dr. Ken
"Good day. But he's bleeding."
Dr. Ken
"So, Ken tells me a bunch of small pets have been eaten"
Dr. Ken
"Morning, fruit of my loins..."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Ken!"
Dr. Ken
"Hey!"
Dr. Ken
"I mean, you just sit there, nothing to say to me."
Dr. Ken
"What's with the hostility?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, thank god. I mean, "whatevs.""
Dr. Ken
"I don't get it."
Dr. Ken
"Do we have to have dinner with grandma and grandpa tonight?"
Dr. Ken
"to escort."
Dr. Ken
"Now it's official."
Dr. Ken
"Hello?"
Dr. Ken
"But at least I got to figure out"
Dr. Ken
"Cooperstown, New York?!"
Dr. Ken
"Good!"
Dr. Ken
"on a flame, but I have that seminar again tonight."
Dr. Ken
"And there it is!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, you don't have to yell."
Dr. Ken
"Yes."
Dr. Ken
"Yay!"
Dr. Ken
"Are you this rude to all your patients?"
Dr. Ken
"Remember? You felt guilty"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, well..."
Dr. Ken
"People, Dr. Park here doesn't want you to have snacks!"
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, who do I have first?"
Dr. Ken
"Sonja. Nice to see you again."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, your blood pressure is cowardly,"
Dr. Ken
"I gained another pound."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Sonja, you're doing great."
Dr. Ken
"And why are you being so creative about it?"
Dr. Ken
"Worshiper of my loins."
Dr. Ken