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Clips from Dr. Ken - The Seminar (S01E01)

"Oh, yeah! You're the hippie muffin girl."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, your thyroïd level is low,"
Dr. Ken
"which would explain your symptoms."
Dr. Ken
"So, are you taking your Synthroid every day?"
Dr. Ken
"Nah, I stopped it."
Dr. Ken
"Stopped the med you're supposed to be taking every day."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, why would you do that?"
Dr. Ken
"You know what they say..."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, look,"
Dr. Ken
"here's what you need to know about Synthroid."
Dr. Ken
"For best results, the pill has to be in the body."
Dr. Ken
"Who are you texting?"
Dr. Ken
"I just want to run this by shep at whole foods."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, look, you have a thyroid condition,"
Dr. Ken
"so you need to take your Synthroid every day,"
Dr. Ken
"or there could be complications."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, and PS, I had one of your "muffins" once,"
Dr. Ken
"and that brick used my colon as a runway."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, that means it's working."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, hey. This man is a rare jewel."
Dr. Ken
"He is the finest medical mind you will ever find..."
Dr. Ken
"Within your limited insurance coverage."
Dr. Ken
"Wow, you got off some good ones, boss."
Dr. Ken
"Look, it's just so frustrating"
Dr. Ken
"to see a patient not take care of herself like that."
Dr. Ken
"Which one you like? The grocery bagger?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, but I also liked the "medicine on the inside" bit"
Dr. Ken
"'cause it's funny and true."
Dr. Ken
"You don't have to pick favorites."
Dr. Ken
"- So, you'll be home by 6:00? - Why?"
Dr. Ken
"'Cause your parents are coming over for dinner."
Dr. Ken
"'cause you don't talk to them enough?"
Dr. Ken
"They always ask the same two questions..."
Dr. Ken
""How's school?""
Dr. Ken
"And, "You like a boy?""
Dr. Ken
"I find the long silences rather meditative."
Dr. Ken
"so I want smiles on your faces and a good attitude."
Dr. Ken
"My parents aren't that bad."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"I look forward to watching them"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, that's Korean food rearrangement."
Dr. Ken
"Ken, let's be honest... They don't like me."
Dr. Ken
"That's why, every time I try and talk to them,"
Dr. Ken
"they just sit there stone-faced like Korean mount rushmore."
Dr. Ken
"is that "Gangnam style" guy and that couple from "Lost.""
Dr. Ken
""Grandma dead."
Dr. Ken
"and I'm always your buffer."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, I guess."
Dr. Ken
"They talk to me, I talk to you,"
Dr. Ken
"you talk to me, I talk to them."
Dr. Ken
"It's all good."
Dr. Ken
"Yay!"
Dr. Ken
"You're a registered nurse."
Dr. Ken
"Now, are you aware that this promotion"
Dr. Ken
"I hope not."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"He is gonna be so excited."
Dr. Ken
"Uh-huh, sure, he totally is."
Dr. Ken
"I'm not!"
Dr. Ken
"but at the end of the day, he is still my husband."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sure I said work."
Dr. Ken
"That's weird."
Dr. Ken
"but more importantly, he is my friend."
Dr. Ken
"He's gonna be really proud of me."
Dr. Ken
"Man, I finally got one of those watches"
Dr. Ken
"217, 218."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Dr. Ken, I passed my boards."
Dr. Ken
"I'm a registered nurse now."
Dr. Ken
"It knew when I stopped! 219, 220."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, well, good, you're all here."
Dr. Ken
"I have some delightful news to share."
Dr. Ken
"- You're dying? - They're replacing you with a human?"
Dr. Ken
"he is now required to attend physician..."
Dr. Ken
"Sensitivity training."
Dr. Ken
"No!"
Dr. Ken
"There's a session tonight at 5:00 right downstairs."
Dr. Ken
"No, I'm not doing it."
Dr. Ken
"is you get called up by the board of review"
Dr. Ken
"and possibly lose your medical license."
Dr. Ken
"Come on, pat, that's "redonkulous.""
Dr. Ken
"I wish I could..."
Dr. Ken
"Make this moment last forever."
Dr. Ken
"You're not gonna believe the hell I'm in."
Dr. Ken
"Your parents are here,"
Dr. Ken
"and I'm getting "rushmored" so hard right now."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry. As a doctor, things come up."
Dr. Ken
"Look, I'll be there as soon as I can."
Dr. Ken
"Get your ass home and start buffing."
Dr. Ken
"Hi. I'm Dr. Ken Park."
Dr. Ken
"So, how long does this huckleberry usually take?"
Dr. Ken
"Four hours..."
Dr. Ken
"I got a thing with the wife at the "HIZ-O.""
Dr. Ken
"Is there any way this whole "deal-io""
Dr. Ken
"could go a tad quicker?"
Dr. Ken
"No, I was just thinking maybe snacks to go, like, at the end?"
Dr. Ken
"I like to eat mine here."
Dr. Ken
"Seems fair."
Dr. Ken
"Does anyone want to switch seats with me?"
Dr. Ken
"I will."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, you know what? That doesn't help me."
Dr. Ken
"Ken should be no later than 7:30."
Dr. Ken
"Just FYI."
Dr. Ken
"What time is it?"
Dr. Ken
"Did I tell you I got my license?"
Dr. Ken
"How's school?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, some of the classes are pretty..."
Dr. Ken
"You like a boy?"
Dr. Ken
"by coyotes in your neighborhood."
Dr. Ken
"How's that going?"
Dr. Ken
"So-so."
Dr. Ken
"Remember, you can't help a patient unless you are patient."
Dr. Ken
"Cliche."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, let's change it up a little,"
Dr. Ken
"and since Dr. Park seems to have so much to say,"
Dr. Ken
"where he has to deliver bad news."
Dr. Ken
"I'll be the patient."
Dr. Ken
"So, what's wrong with me, doc?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, your tests came back,"
Dr. Ken
"Why aren't you also looking at my wife?"
Dr. Ken
"I didn't know your wife was here."
Dr. Ken
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