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Clips from The Office - Money (S04E04)

"You okay?"
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"Hey, guys. What's happening? How's my favorite branch doing?"
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"Okay, Michael, why don't you start us off?"
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"Um..."
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"That wasn't much of an introduction."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, your boss, Michael Scott."
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"Oh, still lame. Okay."
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"Thank you, Ryan, for that wonderful introduction."
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"PowerPoint. PowerPoint. PowerPoint."
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"But you know what else would have been nice?"
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"Winning the lottery."
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"And the best way to start is to hit "Start,""
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"and up comes the tool bar, that's what she said."
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"and then you look up to "PowerPoint.""
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"And we are in."
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"We are going to register. You hit "Register.""
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"So this should take about five or 10 minutes."
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"RYAN: Is this the first time you've opened PowerPoint?"
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"Why?"
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"No. I had a really rough night, and my boss can back me up on that."
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"What I do between 5:30 p.m. and 1:00 a.m. is nobody's business but mine"
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"and my other business'."
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"Are you a cocktail waitress?"
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"if it affects your work here. It won't."
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"(KELLY LAUGHING)"
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"RYAN: Why is Darryl here?"
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"It's not a party. Darryl, back downstairs. This isn't information you need."
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"This information here, yeah, you're right, I don't need this."
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"Hey, come on."
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"I got plans later."
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"Okay. Bye, honey."
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"Why don't you do the presentation? Honestly..."
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"What I really want, honestly, Michael, is for you to know it"
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"so that you can communicate it to the people here,"
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"Okay."
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"What?"
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"It's whoever, not whomever."
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"No, it's whomever."
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"No. Whomever is never actually right."
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"Well, sometimes it's right."
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"Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly."
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"Not a native speaker. I know what's right,"
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"but I'm not gonna say"
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"It's whom when it's the object of a sentence and who when it's the subject."
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"Is he right about that?"
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"It was Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object..."
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"Thank you. ...to whomever, meaning us,"
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"the indirect object, which is the correct usage of the word."
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"why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull?"
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"Michael, you quit the other job or you're fired here."
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"I have never quit anything in my life."
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"Nick, I had a dream last night that I had two full-time jobs."
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"One here at the lipaphadrazone diet pill company."
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"Lipophedrine. And in the other,"
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"I did both of these jobs beautifully and I loved it and everybody loved me."
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"Come back anytime. Don't forget to disinfect your headset."
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"I was never in this for the money."
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"But it turns out that the money was an absolute necessity for me."
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"I tried to live the dream, I tried to have a job, a girlfriend,"
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"another job, and I failed."
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"But the good thing about the American dream is that you can just go to sleep"
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"Me. All night."
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"You're being gross."
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"Not from a male perspective."
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"and she's totally not responding to my moves."
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"I can't believe that's not working."
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"Um..."
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"Yeah, and I punched a hole in a wall."
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"Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple."
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"Or Andy."
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"Hey, Kevin, you're a gambler, right?"
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"A rounder? You play the ponies, small horses?"
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"Yeah. I was thinking about doing some gambling myself."
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"You know, just a little bit of money."
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"I don't know, kind of just for fun."
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"who is gonna throw the big fight?"
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"You know, like he's tied into some crooked dealings"
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"and maybe his kid is sick or something? Like, who do I call about that?"
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"(WHISPERING) The mob."
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"(WHISPERING) Do you know anybody in the mob?"
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"Okay."
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"Oscar,"
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"What do you mean you have plans tonight?"
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"I have my daughter tonight. We're renting Charlotte's Web."
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"Well, you have to make a choice."
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"My daughter."
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"He's always been terrible with money."
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"I can't believe he has a second job."
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"He's not even good at his first one."
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"MICHAEL: Hey, guys."
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"What you talking about?"
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"if they're having sex,"
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"what it looks like, and I think... Michael."
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"Monkey problems? No, I'm not having monkey problems."
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"Oh, I hate monkeys."
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"What's going on? Why do you have a second job?"
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"Maybe I am having an affair with Suzanne Somers."
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"Doesn't Jan have money?"
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"It is rude and unsexual."
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"It's best to hide our money problems from women."
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"If I had money problems, would I do this?"
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"Well..."
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"STANLEY: You just put it back in your pocket."
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"OSCAR: Yeah."
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"Yeah, but I destroyed it. It's not even useable anymore."
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"Hey, let's call this what it is."
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"It's like she only wants to hook up when Ryan comes around."
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"every time I see that little dude walk through the door."
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"Well, I just need to know where this is going."
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"Hey, I like you."
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"All right?"
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"But you need to access your un-crazy side."
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"Otherwise maybe this thing has run its course."
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"You are the most selfish person"
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"I have ever met in my entire..."
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"Slow down. Think it over."
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"Darryl Philbin is the most complicated man that I've ever met."
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"I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking?"
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"Hey, cuz. Heard you're having money problems."
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