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Clips from The Office - Money (S04E04)

"No, you didn't."
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"Listen, I got the answer."
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"You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away."
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"When Creed Bratton gets in trouble,"
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"he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider."
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"How would that help, Creed? In Monopoly, you go bankrupt, you lose."
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"You don't go by Monopoly, man. That game is nuts."
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"Nobody just picks up Get Out of Jail Free cards."
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"Those things cost thousands."
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"That is a good point."
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"It's a fresh start. It's a clean slate."
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"Exactly. Not at all."
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"I've always wanted to be in the witness protection program."
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"Fresh start. No debts, no baggage."
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"I've already got my name picked out, Lord Rupert Everton."
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"I declare bankruptcy!"
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"(KNOCKING)"
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"Hey. I just wanted you to know"
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"that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen."
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"I didn't say it. I declared it."
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"Okay, $125 at Amazon."
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"$1,200. What's a Core Blaster Extreme?"
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"That is by far the best way to strengthen your core."
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"This machine, you sit on a stabilizer ball, you put your feet into the power stirrups,"
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"you reach up and you grab onto the super rod,"
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"your back core, your arm core, your..."
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"AND Y: I left a little present for Angela."
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"'cause I found it outside Vance Refrigeration all alone,"
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"that they were destined to be together."
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"I got game."
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"That's so cool how you have my name at the top."
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"The red bar is what you spend on non-essentials,"
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"This scary black bar is what you spend on things that no one ever, ever needs,"
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"like multiple magic sets, professional bass fishing equipment."
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"How did you do this so fast? Is this PowerPoint?"
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"(PLAYING YOU GIVE LO VE A BAD NAME)"
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"Michael, I'm gonna set you and Jan up with a debt consolidator."
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"You meet with this guy... No. No."
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"We are going to leave Jan out of this."
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"She has to know."
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"We'll ask PowerPoint."
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"Michael, this is a presentation tool."
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"I'm done. No, you're not... Okay. Just..."
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"I was able to cut it in half."
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"She poses."
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"Dwight, how's the hotel business?"
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"Stupid."
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"Have you checked Trip Advisor recently?"
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"Maybe you should."
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"Maybe you should... Whatever."
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"We wrote a good review. Under "Comments," we wrote,"
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"JIM: "The dawn goose walk will tug at your heart strings.""
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"PAM: "Table-making never seemed so possible.""
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"JIM: "You will never want to leave your room.""
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"(SIGHING)"
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"So due to Michael's clever financial maneuvering,"
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"he finds himself tremendously in debt."
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"(MICHAEL STAMMERS)"
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"How did you get that from what Oscar said?"
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"How... I mean, Michael, how did this happen?"
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"I don't... I don't get this. I really don't. I don't..."
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"I don't understand how you could be so irresponsible."
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"I mean, it is astounding to me, really."
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"Yeah? What? Michael left."
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"Okay. Where did he go?"
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"I don't know."
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"Well, is he coming right back?"
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"OSCAR: I don't think so."
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"MICHAEL: What am I doing? I am blowing Dodge."
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"I'm getting out of town."
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"It feels good."
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"You may ask me out to dinner."
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"(MOANING)"
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"Yeah, I didn't think I had."
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"Well, it was all about Pam."
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"(MUMBLING)"
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"Yeah. I mean, she was with Roy,"
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"and I just couldn't take it."
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"I mean, I lost it, Dwight."
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"I couldn't sleep. I couldn't concentrate on anything."
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"And weird stuff, like food had no taste."
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"So my solution was to move away."
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"And it is something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy."
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"And that includes you."
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"the new Italian place where the dry cleaner used to be."
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"Okay. Yeah?"
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"In fact, I'm in love with Italian food."
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"Jan, he went running that way."
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"Runaway train, never coming back"
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"Run away and I'm never coming back"
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"Michael?"
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"Hey, Jan."
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"Where are you going?"
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"What does that mean?"
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"I told you. No more answers."
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"This is who I am now."
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"A guy on a train with no answers."
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"Michael, come on."
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"Running away from your problems won't solve anything."
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"Your debt follows you around the world, electronically."
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"I'll stay off the grid."
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"Michael, come on."
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"Come on. You can deal with this. It's not that bad."
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"Yeah, it is."
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"Well..."
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"When..."
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"and I felt like my whole world was collapsing around me, I didn't have anyone."
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"I mean, my whole family still won't even talk to me on the advice of counsel,"
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"and my friends were just waiting for this to happen."
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"That's really nice of you to say."
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"Michael, no. What I want to say is you were there for me,"
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"That's just who you are."
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"I mean, no matter how badly I treat you"
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"or what I'm going through, you just... You are there for me,"
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"I..."
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"and according to our records, you appear to be low on office supplies."
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"Don't sell your implants, please."
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"It's nice, though. Looks cute. Kind of painful,"
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"PAM: He's a big Meryl Streep fan,"
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"Get me Armani."
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