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Clips from The Office - Money (S04E04)

"The Beets Motel?"
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"That is... Wow."
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"JIM: The Borscht Hotel."
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"The Embassy Beets. Radish Inn."
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"How are you doing this?"
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"PAM: I don't know."
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"I just love sales. I love it to death. It's as simple as that."
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"And I don't get to do enough of it as a manager, so I took this second job"
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"kind of as a hobby."
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"Some people have golf or relaxing..."
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"Hey. I just got off the phone, and I was gonna make another call."
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"We're a legit operation with a license from the city. I can show you."
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"We pay minimum wage against commission."
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"Nope. They're with me, so... This is Nick Figaro, manager to the stars."
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"DWIGHT: We have three rooms, each with a different theme."
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"Nice."
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"I'll put you down for Irrigation."
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"Yes. We will be requiring a bedtime story."
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"Not even Harry Potter? No, Jim, come on."
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"But you promised... DWIGHT: Mose, bags, now."
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"Here we are. Irrigation room."
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"A very special room. So I'll come get you before the table-making demonstration."
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"but as soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires,"
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"we'll get that power back on."
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"All righty."
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"Everybody in the conference room in five minutes."
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"I just want to remind you to stick to the script."
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"It's been proven to work, so..."
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"(READING)"
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"Got it?"
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"Very inspirational."
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"(PEOPLE CHUCKLING)"
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"We're offering a $50 bonus tonight to the guy with the most sales, okay?"
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"Or a woman."
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"Or a trained seal."
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"I'd say one in six."
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"What?"
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"JIM: You know, I just realized this is Pam's and my first night away together."
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"I used to play it over in my head,"
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"Maybe a nice hotel or a romantic dinner, wine,"
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"but wine that wasn't made out of beets."
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"Didn't think Dwight would be involved at all."
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"And I always imagine less manure."
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"I mean some manure, just less."
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"MAN: Yeah. Who is this?"
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"(IN MEXICAN ACCENT) Señor, are you happy with your long-distance service?"
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"Michael, I know that's you. Why are you calling me here at home?"
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"Michael, I know that's you. I know your voice."
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"in my sweats drinking some red wine, watching my mystery stories,"
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"the last thing in the whole godforsaken world"
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"Well, your son sounds like he's really motivated."
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"I think it's crazy that the coach won't play him, frankly."
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"My office."
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"You bet."
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"Say those words exactly, got it?"
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"A few more minutes is a waste of our time."
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"It's not a waste of time. This is a trading game."
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"No. Look. You give a quick pitch,"
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"you make the sale, you move on. That's how Vikram does it."
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"Vikram doesn't have my people skills."
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"Good for Vikram, because he outsells you every night."
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""and felt Voldermort's surge of vicious anger."
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""'Harry.' It was over as quickly as it had come."
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"Oh, that looks good."
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"And what about you? Peanut butter flavor again?"
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"I am going with the vanilla crisp this evening."
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"Wonder what I would have been back home."
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"Well, this is your home."
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"I know, but it's so competitive here."
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"What's $1 worth in your land?"
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"Medical school must have cost like 40 bucks or a donkey or something."
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"I would have been chief of surgery."
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"Or a cowboy."
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"(BANGING)"
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"JIM: Wait, you're going out there?"
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"PAM: Yeah. Coward."
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"(BANGING CONTINUES)"
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"Oh, my God. What century is this?"
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"He's just a normal New York City cop"
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"who gets his feet cut, and he gets beat up, but he's an everyday guy."
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"In Die Hard 4, he is jumping a motorcycle into a helicopter in the air."
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"Yeah."
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"You know? He's invincible."
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"It just sort of lost what Die Hard was. It's not Terminator."
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"Dude, you should review movies."
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"Oh, my God. Yes."
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"I'm telling you. Yeah. You should."
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"I actually wrote a movie. Really?"
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"Well, I'm writing one, yeah."
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"LISA: What's it about?"
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"I love captivating things,"
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"and this must really be captivating because it's keeping you off the phones."
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"because of how much time you've spent talking."
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"Hey, Dwight."
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"Oh, Jim."
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"I thought you were Mose."
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"Does Mose have nightmares?"
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"Oh, yes. Ever since the storm."
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"Is everything satisfactory with your stay?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Just thought I heard crying or moaning or something in here."
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"Oh, well, I'll look into that in the morning."
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"Thank you for bringing that to the attention of the staff."
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"(DWIGHT MOANING)"
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"Hey, so we're all gonna go out for a beer. You want to come?"
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"All right. Next time, dude."
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"Okay. See you guys."
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"Okay."
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"How was yoga?"
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"I didn't go. Why?"
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"Why not? I just didn't."
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"How was improv?"
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"Hey, congrats on the bonus."
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"Thank you, Michael."
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"I'm gonna nab it one of these nights."
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"Michael. Mmm."
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"Morning. Hi."
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"Hey, Dwight. How are you?"
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"DWIGHT: Pam."
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