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Clips from The Office - Money (S04E04)

"You're not a tool. Look, we'll tell her that it's bad,"
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"but it could have been a lot worse, but due to some fancy financial footwork,"
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"Jan is smart."
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"No."
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""The natural aroma of the beets drifts into the bedrooms"
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""and makes you dream of simpler times.""
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"(JAN SIGHS)"
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"I'll be right there."
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"Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities."
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"(MUMBLING)"
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"It was awful."
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"Hey, I was thinking about dinner, we..."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"Yeah. I'm very passionate about Italian food."
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"What's going on?"
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"Not much. What's up with you?"
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"I am out of answers, Jan."
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"I hope that can be enough for you."
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"You know that. I don't know that."
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"When my life fell apart and they screwed me in New York"
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"by my side,"
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"without even a thought."
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"So where is this train taking us?"
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"I think the engineer left."
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"Okay. Sure. Yeah. I can take care of that right now."
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"I'm keeping them. I know you like them."
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"They're kind of uncomfortable, though."
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"Coat!"
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"Michael just rented The Devil Wears Prada."
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"He has his Netflix sent here to the office,"
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"and he watches them in pieces when things are slow."
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"MICHAEL: Steak!"
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"Where's my steak?"
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"so I shouldn't be surprised that he's identified with her character."
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"A suit?"
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"On the phone."
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"He's on the phone. Too slow. You're not going to Paris."
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"I'm so much better than you."
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"No. Go ahead."
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"Meryl Streep is the bad guy. Never see it coming."
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"Anyway, if I was mean in any way to you, I am sorry."
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"I just want what's best for you, minooshka."
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"Mo cuishle. He's watching Million Dollar Baby."
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"People have said I have very pretty eyes."
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"I haven't heard the same about you. So let's just go with mine."
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"Well, they both go with the carpet that I've ordered,"
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"A futon's not a sofa."
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"It folds up. You've only seen it flat."
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"I know what a futon is, Michael."
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"I... Okay. How much is this gonna cost?"
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"It costs what it costs."
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"No. That doesn't even mean anything."
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"when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have?"
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"No. I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have,"
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"and my children and my comedy albums."
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"Yeah? PAM: Michael, it's Ryan for you."
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"Conniving little runt. Put him through."
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"Put him through. Yes? Ryan, my man."
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"Yes. And thank you for sending that to me."
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"I had IT install the updated PowerPoint on your computer"
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"so you can use it for the presentation."
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"I really want people there using PowerPoint."
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"Okay. Yeah. No, I don't know."
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"I don't know. I think those IT guys messed up."
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"Hold on. I'll get them on the phone."
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"Sure. I can hold."
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"Dunder Mifflin. Dwight Schrute."
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"Schrute Farms, Guten Tag. How can I help you?"
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"Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party?"
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"Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes."
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"Hey, Dwight."
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"It is not a B&B."
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"It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around,"
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"giving them a bed, giving them breakfast."
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"Does the Department of Health know about this?"
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"I am not telling you anything."
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"Dwight Schrute, Dunder Mifflin."
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"It says here you cater to the elderly."
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"Where did you read that?"
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"Trip Advisor."
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"one of the cutest little asparagus farms you'll ever see."
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"How many in your party?"
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"Two."
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"We offer tours of the fields and of the barn."
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"So, I forgot to tell you that I need the car tonight."
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"Oh, actually I need the car."
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"Why? For improv?"
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"Used to have two cars, traded them in. Now we're down to one."
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"One sleeping cardigan."
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"One sleep apnea mask."
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"No. I left it on my night..."
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"Your night table, by the lamp."
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"Fine."
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"DWIGHT: My girlfriend and I broke up recently,"
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"and I must say I am relieved."
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"It gives me a chance to sow my wild oats."
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"In the Schrute family,"
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"we have a tradition where when the male has sex with another woman,"
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"You can use those oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want."
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"The bar uses an applause meter. That's why it is so important"
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"that you all come and applaud only for my band, Scrantonicity ll."
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"Not Scrantonicity, which I am no longer a part of."
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"Michael."
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"What? That reminds me."
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"Pam and I would love to have dinner tonight."
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"MICHAEL: That stinks. Darn it."
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"Shoot."
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"How about this weekend? No. Can't."
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"JIM: What do you got going on tonight?"
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"You wouldn't understand. It's a secret."
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"MICHAEL: I'm sorry, Mr. O'Brien. I didn't mean to interrupt your dinner."
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"I just have a very exciting offer."
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"My records indicate that you have expressed interest in losing some weight."
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"Well, what if I told you"
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"that I have a pill that will make you 50 pounds lighter in five minutes?"
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"How would that sound?"
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"Amazing, right?"
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"Well, it won't be that fast, but it will..."
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"It will be that easy."
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"The Beets Motel."
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