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Clips from Community (2009) - G.I. Jeff (S05E05)

"How do we get past those guards?"
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"to those other guards back at headquarters?"
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"From an animated perspective, very cheap."
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"I know this place."
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"It's filling me with a sense of endless hours"
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"for unfair wages and printers that never have toner."
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"What is this, Major Dick?"
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"Oh, so we can afford to create"
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"a new model of weaponized vehicle once a week,"
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"but we basically get minimum wage to risk our lives."
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"Well, welcome to Cobra, Ximxam."
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"Maybe you noticed our logo was a snake?"
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"Suck it up, guys!"
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"What is this?"
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"Hey, you people can actually die now."
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"It affects the health plan."
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"Vice Cobra Assistant Commander,"
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"we've been infiltrated by Joes!"
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"Protect me!"
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"Hello, Greendale."
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"And please don't forget this Saturday is the Cobra fun run."
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"If you miss it, you're letting the anti-terrorists win."
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"Now, before you fight me, G.I. Joe,"
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"I, Ximxam, have a twin brother named Mixmax"
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"that feels all my pain."
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"And how is that supposed to affect us?"
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"Psychologically?"
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"Sorry. My twin brother is a..."
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"it's pointless to explain."
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"It shredded my meniscus!"
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"Shouldn't have done that. Ooh."
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"Nope. Don't like that sound."
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"It's as if there's something about this place"
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"that feeds on ambition."
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"My name is Jeff Winger. And you're Annie."
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"And... and Shirley."
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"And Abed and Britta."
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"Britta? What kind of lame name is that?"
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"You guys are my friends in real life."
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"Freeze, everybody!"
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"Don't make me zap you!"
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"something's wrong, he needs to get back."
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"Wingman, do you have your wingpack,"
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"- or is it sold separately? - Here it is."
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"combined with this medium's lack of internal logic"
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"- What? - The truth."
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"and did everything that needs to be done."
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"This may be your delusion, but I'm still the one on the ball."
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"I know why I'm here. I'm unconscious."
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"Jeff Winger's unconscious, because he..."
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"I drank a fifth of scotch."
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"And I took some pills."
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"Jeffrey, shame on you. I have three kids."
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"Are you saying you tried to..."
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"No, they were these stupid youth pills"
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"I took them because it's my birthday and..."
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"- I've been lying about my age. - Whoa."
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"I guess you found a way to deal with it"
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"Happens to the best of us."
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"Now, these are the three layers of reality."
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"It's separated from the live-action layer"
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"by a dangerous mid-layer called children's toy commercials,"
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"I don't wanna be a middle-aged community college teacher."
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"You've receded into some infantile part of your mind."
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"Imaginary Britta is right. And only imaginary Britta."
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"In these visions you're having,"
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"I am him! That's the point."
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"I created this. I chose this."
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"But do you understand that the real Jeff Winger"
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"Jeff, please. I don't want you to die."
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"I'm only dying out there, Annie."
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"In here we're immortal."
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"Look at the rack I gave you."
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"You're welcome."
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"none of us can kill each other, we might as well team up."
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"Seeing as we've got a common enemy."
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"You can't seize me."
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"I am Neo in the third act of the Matrix."
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"I didn't get around to seeing the third one,"
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"Cobra and G.I. Joe have finally united."
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"Do you guys need anything?"
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"We could probably use some milk."
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"Let's go get some milk for G.I. Joe."
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"I'll wait it out in this cell until you guys can reeducate me."
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"Yo, Jobra!"
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"Wingman sold separately or something."
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"You're pretty selective with those snake "S" s."
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"I'd make fun of some physical detail about you,"
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"but there aren't any."
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"You look like some Aryan foosball figure."
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"We can't just have you running around, Wingman."
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"So let's share the power."
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"For realsies?"
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"I wanna hang out with you guys and blow stuff up."
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"- Yo, Jobra. - Yo, Jobra."
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"Yo, Jobra."
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"Say, do you mind if we ask you a few questions about real life?"
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"No problem."
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"Wait. You don't know?"
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"You guys have never seen a naked woman?"
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"You don't have to make us feel bad."
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"Have you guys ever tasted scotch?"
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"Does scotch liquor exist here?"
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"You know what?"
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"Can I just go to the bathroom real quick?"
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"Sure. It's the second door over there on the right."
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"Hey! We can't go to the bathroom!"
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"Fool! He's getting away!"
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"Get off me! I wanna go home!"
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"Take me with you! I want to see women's boobs!"
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"You're slowing me down! Let go!"
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"I can feel it! Yes! I can feel reality!"
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"I've never felt so alive!"
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"Because you're fictional! You can't survive this!"
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"Wait, why does my back hurt?"
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"Why is my ability to appreciate new music diminishing?"
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"and it's up to you to hold him back"
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"Damn it, I didn't make it."
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"You control the toy."
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"You control it, my ass."
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