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Clips from Community (2009) - G.I. Jeff (S05E05)

"- What is it doing? - Making a man of you."
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"Everything sold separately."
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"Everyone dies eventually."
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"Nobody gets out alive."
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"His eyes are opening."
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"Yeah, but that happens when people die too."
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"- Jeff! Jeffrey! - Wait, Britta, don't slap him!"
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"Jeffrey, it's me, the Dean. I'm right here."
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"Wait, wait, no, no, I think you have to..."
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"Oh, stop it, I'm awake."
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"Jeff, you've been keeping your birthday a secret?"
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"Yeah. Most people have cake."
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"Not a fifth of scotch and what the hell else."
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""Age reverse, life extend power"?"
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"This is Korean."
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"- Okay, what am I? - Chinese!"
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"Okay, I swear to God I feel Korean."
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"What?"
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"- Wow. - I'm so sorry."
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"Yeah, we knew that."
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"You know, I guess we knew"
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"that you had to be around 30 when we met."
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"Yeah, and it has been five years."
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"And even if he had been 32, we'd have to know he would be..."
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"- This isn't helping. - You guys know I'm 38, right?"
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"I'm kidding."
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"But, Jeff, you shouldn't almost die over a number."
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"What's important are ranges of numbers."
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"You're still 18 to 49 for almost a decade."
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"That's valuable to society."
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"I had the craziest dream."
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"and a G.I. Joe cartoon, and you were all in it."
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"In it? How much?"
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"What clothes did you draw me in?"
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"Mm, fully animated?"
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"Remember that Christmas when I..."
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"Yes!"
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"Jeff, here's your present."
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"but we made do."
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""It's a old boy.""
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"- Yes. - He is a old boy."
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"He's a old boy."
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"Bring it in, guys."
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"Jeff!"
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"that's been here since '89 in a coma, so... hmm."
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"1889?"
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"Winger, you're funny."
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"- This is cool! - Make my name too."
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"- What are you guys, cavemen? - Buzzkill!"
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"- Is church over yet? - Fourth Wall!"
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"A good syndicated cartoon has a lesson at the end."
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"But getting heavy-handed or preachy"
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"could turn an entire generation into jaded, sarcastic babies."
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"- Be friendly and direct. - And keep the message simple."
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"Graffiti is bad. Go play sports."
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"I was trying to hold them to a higher standard."
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"Why is Cobra attacking a tourist attraction"
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"Tightship, you can overhaul G.I. Joe"
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"Oh, screw you, Flint."
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"Guys, we're a squad. You're making me look bad."
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"What, we're... we're not saying it together?"
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"The bad guys are snakes,"
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"I recently infiltrated a secret Cobra dig site,"
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"What did you say?"
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"We are in a toy commercial!"
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"It doesn't hurt because it isn't real."
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"Oh, great, and we're stuck in here."
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"swallowing handfuls of dirt and rock with my meals"
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"Sorry!"
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"I control everything, or else!"
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"ruthless leader, Wingman."
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"I keep having these visions."
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"That is a request for hazard pay."
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"Well?"
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"you should be warned."
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"Jeffrey! Are you okay?"
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"No, he's not. Take it from an expert in delusion."
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"I'll be right back. I have to get something."
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"Oh, crap."
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"which I believe you're seeing in your visions."
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"I wanna fight for freedom"
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"Jeff, that's your ten-year-old self talking."
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"is in some kind of actual, real medical jeopardy?"
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"Yo, Jobra."
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"Guys, you don't have to keep me prisoner."
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"We can be gods here forever."
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"Absolutely. I don't wanna leave here."
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"We can't both go!"
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"It was all animated"
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"But it was all a dream because you were unconscious."
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"You think you're gonna shatter that illusion"
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"If the media tells kids what to think, all they'll know is..."
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"Roadblock, deep six."
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"Hey! Are you crazy? Wha... uh..."
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"suggestive language, and mature situations"
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"he asked me if he should have"
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"to excavate a tunnel,"
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"and listening only to Smashmouth"
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"maybe they'll let us be G.I. Joes again."
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"- Three Kids... - My family comes first."
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"Oh! Ow, ooh, ooh."
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"That's good, my Fourth Wall penetrating powers"
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"You have to get away from him."
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"I'm 40."
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"Good shooting, Wingman,"
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"What? Oh, no. What are you doing?"
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"What?"
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"And won't this war therefore last forever"
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"Snakes at 6:00."
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"and when we pointed it out,"
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"It was proven effective."
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"What?"
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"We live in a fascist police state disguised as democracy."
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"Incredible."
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"piloted by Wingman."
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"You know we can't afford this."
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"G.I. Joe is the code name"
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"I've modified your wingpack to break this barrier, and..."
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"Do you remember Greendale, Jeffrey?"
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"with more than 65 colors and at least three dimensions?"
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