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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Story (S05E05)
"Dean enters with the insurance story."
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"Call, refusal."
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"You're dragging me across a threshold demanding there be no story."
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"Puts me into a world I'm gonna have to adapt to."
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"...that means we're in trouble, and we are not in trouble."
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"Because if we are..."
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"No more stories."
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"So we'll see you later."
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"After no story."
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"No story."
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"So be it."
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"Let the lack of story..."
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"Hey."
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"Oh, put one trap behind each cabinet."
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"Although, I think we're good. The cafeteria food killed..."
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"- ...most of the roaches anyway. - Hey, check it out."
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"I lost this my first week here."
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"Oh, who's the lucky...?"
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"...I don't know, everybody dreams of settling down, right?"
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"And because it fits. She had huge fingers for a woman."
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"Part of what killed her, really."
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"I'm not dreaming about settling down."
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"Well, maybe you already have. You're teaching, and you like it."
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"I tolerate Greendale."
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"...since Britta dated Troy."
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"All right, no story."
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"Okay, think, Abed, think."
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"The answer is in the teacher's lounge."
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"Hi, my name is Ronald Mohammed. Go ahead, heard them all."
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"The city of Greendale has sent me here..."
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"Well, the city defines liability as any asserted..."
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"What's a party? A party is a person or a group of persons..."
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"...or an event celebrating a person or a party of persons' birth, marriage..."
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"Please. You can lie to yourself, but don't lie to me."
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"But the city defines a dog..."
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"So raccoons, bears..."
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"And I know you think it's a weakness, but believe me, it's your strength."
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"- You got something in your teeth. - You got something in your chest."
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"Here I come."
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"Just..."
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"And you shall find that salt is the taste of another man's bread..."
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"...and hard is the way up and down another man's stairs."
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"Dante. Let's proceed."
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"Everything is a story."
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"Wait, wait, wait. Story feeds on conflict."
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"If I stop resisting, it'll stop being a story."
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"Me with a beard?"
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"Keep fighting the story."
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"Keep fighting it until it falls apart."
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"I'm right."
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"I mean, I'm right. I mean, I'm wrong."
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"Unsubscribe."
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"For the final stage of my appraisal..."
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"...I'm gonna randomly select one of your vending machines..."
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"Now, in the U.S., each year..."
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"- Okay. - Sorry we're late."
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"How about that name?"
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"All right, what's the damage?"
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"...and I am told that no new species have been discovered here in a week."
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"This property has value."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Best news ever."
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"- That means we can sell it. - We can finally sell it."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"Press stop on Dave Matthews."
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"- What? - We can start courting businesses..."
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"What do you mean?"
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"This is a huge chunk of real estate, which generates no tax revenue..."
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"...and takes money from the Education budget."
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"That's because it's a community college."
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"Well, excuse us for taking longer to see that was the problem."
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"I mean, we only went to Yale."
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"Oh, no, you didn't."
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"Dude, I told you. This jacket looks fine."
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"No, to talk about selling this place."
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"Oh, right. Yeah, T.J.Maxx, Marshalls. What about Ben & Jerry's?"
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"Tough love received, bro."
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"I did it. This school is story-free. We can be content now forever."
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"Let me be one of the six this year."
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"Craig. Craig, this vending machine is not gonna tip over and crush you."
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"Why not? Why?"
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"Because we fixed it when we saved Greendale."
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"...there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you twice."
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"Hello, Greendale, as you know, our school will soon be replaced..."
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"...some of us may have no idea where we're going or what to do, but..."
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"I've generated a few ideas involving social media..."
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"- ...that I think might do the trick. - Annie..."
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"You want us to tweet "Savegreendale"? I'm sorry, Annie."
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"They come to me for atheistic rants and photos of my meals..."
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"- Why? - Because once the Internet..."
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"- ...knows about something, it changes. - Right."
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"Just ask Chris Brown or China."
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"Well, if it's any consolation, this is the last time that will ever happen."
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"I know how to save Greendale."
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"Okay, I'm tapped."
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"...the committee that did its darnedest."
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"Wait! Are we sure we can't stop the school from being sold to Subway?"
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"I'm afraid so, Chang."
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"Okay, I just wanted to make sure."
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"Screw you, guys. It's time to get paid."
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"Chang just unexpectedly betrayed the group for the last time."
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"Research shows most of your graduates..."
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"- ...end up working for our restaurants. - By design. We're proud of our school."
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"If you wanna dynamite it, all we ask is that you let us light the fuse."
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"Yeah, we hate this place."
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"- You just said you were proud of it. - Proud of its potential."
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"Love its potential."
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"This'll be your office."
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"Why?"
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"What, can't wait until Greendale's corpse is cold..."
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"...before you put it on a 6-inch white bun?"
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"Subway doesn't call its bread "buns," and we don't serve white."
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"We serve Italian, honey oat..."
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"- ...nine-grain wheat. - Thanks for making my joke accurate."
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"- Now it's hilarious. - Classes are over, kids."
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"This is still Greendale for two hours."
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"Wait. You don't call your bread "buns." What do you call them?"
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"You okay?"
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"I could turn things around, I swear. Look."
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"I got one of these label things. I mean, it makes custom labels."
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