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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Story (S05E05)

"This was gonna help me get organised."
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"Where should we start? Pack up these pictures?"
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"They're not really mine."
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"This was when we started offering Photoshop classes."
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"Yes, yes, "More than women's butts or hooters." Very mature, you two."
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"Was there any truth to that legend?"
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"The legend that a Greendale computer professor..."
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"...made love to a computer..."
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"...and died of the first computer virus? Sure."
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"The truth is, Greendale had a computer professor."
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"The bald dean with glasses, I guess."
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"You aware there's an engraved plate on this, says:"
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"- "The truth is behind this picture"? - Of course. I'm not an idiot."
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"Whoa, wait. It meant literally?"
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"What is it?"
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"You were teaching Fundamentals of Law?"
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"Think you could make the transition to teaching Sandwich Law?"
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"It's essentially the same, I'm sure, just a bit more focused."
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"That's a Subway black card."
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"For life."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I'm thinking I'm gonna transfer to city college..."
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"...but I'm knowing I'm gonna be a bartender."
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"You?"
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"- Subway offered me a job. - Nice."
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"They're part of the adulthood-begins-at-30 generation."
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"And I'm..."
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"I'm actually looking forward to a little bit of..."
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"Yeah. I mean, it's over, but on the other hand, it's over."
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"Amen. And to think this all started because you wanted to..."
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"Don't. I mean, after everything that has happened here..."
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"...what did either of us really get done aside from each other?"
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"I should go clean out my locker, she said at the age of 33."
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"I mean, this is what matters, isn't it?"
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"This is what keeps this all from being pointless."
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"Let's do what people do. Get a house we can't afford, a dog that makes us angry."
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"Dedicate an entire cabinet to grocery bags..."
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"...realise we have a favourite brand of olive oil?"
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"Yes. Marry me."
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"Okay, yeah."
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"Yeah. Yeah, this feels right."
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"Let's get out of here and never look back."
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"- We've never had sex on the new table. - Yes, two for two."
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"Medium roughness, high tempo?"
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"Let's make it a number eight."
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"Buried treasure! Lock the doors, close the blinds."
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"We could save Greendale, Jeff."
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"There may be treasure on campus."
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"Hidden, buried treasure."
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"Treasure! We need to call an emergency meeting..."
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"...somewhere safe where no one can hear or see..."
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"...because we have to keep this a secret..."
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"...because it's a buried treasure!"
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"Buried treasure!"
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"Buried treasure, buried treasure, buried treasure."
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"Buried treasure, buried treasure, buried treasure."
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"Buried treasure, buried treasure."
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"Isn't it strange how it took this school shutting down..."
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"...for you and I to know each other?"
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"- What's up next for you? - Don't know."
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"Maybe go stay with family in Lincolnshire."
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"- Lincolnshire? - Yeah."
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"- Where in Lincolnshire? - Just a little town called Scunthorpe."
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"Scunthorpe? I was stationed around Scunthorpe."
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"- No. - Oh, wait, wait."
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"Through the hollyhocks and glen"
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"For a piss and a thrush In Scunthorpe"
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"- Then it's off to Henningpen - Then it's off to Henningpen"
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"I love that."
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"Oh, where in God's name did you learn that song?"
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"- In Stainsbury Pub. - My family practically lived..."
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"My mother was a Stainsbury whore."
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"Mine was missing a thumb."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Two thumbs, she got both. - Two thumbs."
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"I mean, you may have slept with my aunt..."
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"- Cheers, yeah. - Yeah."
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"I've got a cousin, Clive, who's got a spare room."
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"- You and he would really get along. - Really?"
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"Long, quiet lull. Don't like it."
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"Is on the Internet."
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"Pa-pa-papaya."
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"- ...than anything I've ever cared about. - Best $199 I've ever spent."
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"Hickey, you keep in touch with any criminals you busted?"
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"- Is this a wedding ring? - Are you kidding? What...?"
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"...mountain lions, mice, these are all just different sizes of dog."
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"What do I mean by size?"
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"I mean, I'm wrong. I mean, I'm right. I mean, I'm wrong."
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"...so I take this very seriously. Here we go."
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"...but at this point in time, I'd describe this campus as an actual property asset."
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"- This property has value. - It has value."
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"Jeff, you made Annie cry."
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"Greendale's gonna make a great Subway Sandwich University."
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"I just wish we had more time."
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"By the way, he was a millionaire and a genius."
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"So after all my work, how will I be remembered?"
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"For life, Mr. Winger."
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"- Sanity? - Yes. Sanity."
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"Yeah, I regret nothing."
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"Emergency meeting."
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"I wrote a paper on those dogs."
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"- Tell you a story. - What's that supposed to mean?"
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"No, Abed."
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"...and five of them are insurance appraisers..."
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"We need to make people aware that Greendale exists and needs help."
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"Nail you."
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"- You love Greendale. - No, I love Scotch and myself."
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"...the last meeting of the Save Greendale Committee..."
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"Greendale is a crazy place where crazy things happen. I have a plan."
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"And that's Russell Borchert."
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"It's a good school. There's no need to get sentimental."
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"So, what are you gonna do?"
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"If there's no story, what am I explaining?"
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"Pretend we have a renowned Physics Department."
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"That's control software for some kind of irrigation equipment."
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"Oh, hey, Janelle, how are you?"
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"...to assess this campus's level of liability."
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"Bread."
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"Well, your gas leak is repaired, all your fire exits actually lead outside..."
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"- Already dealt with. - It's hard to believe."
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