Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Story (S05E05)

"All right, fine. Let's be content."
Community (2009)
"I love you guys."
Community (2009)
"I would appreciate some knocking. Do you know what goes on in here?"
Community (2009)
"Heads-up. There's an insurance appraiser coming tomorrow."
Community (2009)
"Mango."
Community (2009)
"So what? I made all the vegetables disappear."
Community (2009)
"What are you playing?"
Community (2009)
"Like a raised mole or a turkey deep fryer."
Community (2009)
"Their blood's different, darker."
Community (2009)
"Nope. Nobody do any of that. Abed, outside."
Community (2009)
"- There is no story. - Everything's a story, Jeff."
Community (2009)
"Study room, we're content. I'm concerned. Skip fruit-matching."
Community (2009)
"You have to do it by yourself, please."
Community (2009)
"Okay? Because if this appraisal is a story..."
Community (2009)
"It's my mom's. I started wearing it because..."
Community (2009)
"This is going to be the most boring thing to happen here..."
Community (2009)
"How do you shake a story?"
Community (2009)
"- Here he comes, here he comes. - Okay."
Community (2009)
"Now, what do I mean by liability?"
Community (2009)
"...or non-asserted perturbation by any qualifying party."
Community (2009)
"Don't panic, Jeffrey."
Community (2009)
"I'm fine. I'm the only one who's not panicking."
Community (2009)
"...as any living entity with four legs and a tail."
Community (2009)
"I know how much you feel for the campus, Jeff."
Community (2009)
"How much you feel in general."
Community (2009)
"Four hundred thousand gallons of liquefied horse meat."
Community (2009)
"I mean, I'm right. I mean, I'm wrong."
Community (2009)
"...to see if it can be rocked using human strength..."
Community (2009)
"...enough to tip and crush me."
Community (2009)
"...six people die this way..."
Community (2009)
"Hey, look. It's Ronald Mohammed."
Community (2009)
"How much is this scampy little hole in the earth gonna cost us this year?"
Community (2009)
"I have to say, I was brought in here to estimate Greendale's liability..."
Community (2009)
"Maybe we're not as smart as you."
Community (2009)
"- Yes, I did. - We should call T.J.Maxx right away."
Community (2009)
"Oh, Richie, you're my friend, but that is the last thing you need."
Community (2009)
"We saved Greendale."
Community (2009)
"And now they're gonna sell it."
Community (2009)
"If I come over there..."
Community (2009)
"...by a sandwich university."
Community (2009)
"However, every ending is also a beginning."
Community (2009)
"Sure, things may look bad now..."
Community (2009)
"Okay, okay, I should've written this out."
Community (2009)
"I thought I'd be able to come up with something on the fly."
Community (2009)
"Moving on to phase two, the actual saving of Greendale."
Community (2009)
"Annie..."
Community (2009)
"The reason I have 48 followers is that I don't exploit them."
Community (2009)
"...not this obnoxiousness."
Community (2009)
"Treasure. Buried treasure."
Community (2009)
"We all wish we could do something, Annie, but I think that concludes..."
Community (2009)
"Okay, we'll check in on that later."
Community (2009)
"Young lady, that's not fair."
Community (2009)
"Bread is a substance. What do you call the units of bread you use, "breads"?"
Community (2009)
"They're Greendale history."
Community (2009)
"Here's our 1987 civil rights march."
Community (2009)
"Yeah."
Community (2009)
"Here."
Community (2009)
"Let's get married."
Community (2009)
"- What? - Yeah, right?"
Community (2009)
"First, let's lock these doors and pull these shades."
Community (2009)
"Buried treasure!"
Community (2009)
"Interesting."
Community (2009)
"O'er the lady's smocks I tarry"
Community (2009)
"- ...in Stainsbury's. - I lost my virginity at Stainsbury's."
Community (2009)
"...but given the circumstances, cheers."
Community (2009)
"So you're gonna stay with your family till you get your bearings?"
Community (2009)
"So according to the demonologist, the gymnasium is clean."
Community (2009)
"- We're running out of to-do stars. - Yes."
Community (2009)
"Somewhere along the way, we started turning this school around."
Community (2009)
"- The hell was that? - What was what?"
Community (2009)
"Exactly. Someone's always got a problem."
Community (2009)
"I've got a problem. I don't like Abed's problem with our lack of problems."
Community (2009)
"Okay."
Community (2009)
"I commented on his commentary. I just drew a circle around Abed, baby."
Community (2009)
""I don't think it's nice to pigeonhole people's gimmicks.""
Community (2009)
""You hear me, Two-Voice?""
Community (2009)
"Abed, let us have a moment of peace and stillness."
Community (2009)
"They're kind of rare around here."
Community (2009)
"- Calm before the storm. - Says the storm generator."
Community (2009)
"Attention, students and faculty of Greendale."
Community (2009)
"...but might as well check in. How are you?"
Community (2009)
"Fine."
Community (2009)
"That's nice. I'm good too."
Community (2009)
"We love you too."
Community (2009)
"The information you've requested..."
Community (2009)
"School board, baby."
Community (2009)
"School board guys coming in."
Community (2009)
"Your ass is getting appraised, insurance-style."
Community (2009)
"- What does that mean? - We hope it means we find out..."
Community (2009)
"...that your school is very, very valuable to the city."
Community (2009)
"Hey, how hilarious would that be?"
Community (2009)
"Are you guys drunk?"
Community (2009)
"- Good luck proving it before we're not. - Yeah."
Community (2009)
"Strawberry."
Community (2009)
"- Too ripe. - You've been doing this for 30 minutes."
Community (2009)
"A lot more than this happens in 30 minutes."
Community (2009)
"- We're relaxed and happy. - I care more about this..."
Community (2009)
"It's 3 dollars."
Community (2009)
"It's fun."
Community (2009)
"Save Greendale Committee, unite."
Community (2009)
"An insurance appraiser is coming tomorrow..."
Community (2009)
"...to inspect the school. If he doesn't appraise us good..."
Community (2009)
"...the school is doomed, doomed."
Community (2009)
"- Call to adventure. Call to adventure. - What's an insurance appraiser?"
Community (2009)
"Something that sounds normal and boring but is scary."
Community (2009)
"Only one man qualified to appraise insurance..."
Community (2009)
"...and he died 2000 years ago on a cross."
Community (2009)
"I've seen insurance appraisers bleed."
Community (2009)
"Everyone, take a breath."
Community (2009)
"You're overreacting because this school is addicted to crisis."
Community (2009)
"You're like Hurricane Katrina dogs that won't let anyone pet them anymore."
Community (2009)
"But the weird thing we need to get used to is this:"
Community (2009)
"The school's in decent shape."
Community (2009)
"This doesn't have to be a big deal."
Community (2009)
"We've worked hard all semester to save this school."
Community (2009)
"Truth is, we did."
Community (2009)
"So relax."
Community (2009)
"Heart's in the right place, but he's wrong."
Community (2009)
"We need to make a particle accelerator out of boxes."
Community (2009)
"Getting out of bed is a story. This is a story."
Community (2009)
Show more clips