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Clips from The Last Man on Earth - The Wild Guess Express (S03E03)

"And it went great. Right, T?"
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"Uh, yeah, you bet."
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"Y-You know, I, uh..."
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"I-I looked at it, uh, long enough to..."
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"feel better."
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"Anyway, so I think it might be best"
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"It's pretty gross over there."
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"It's like a freakin' flock of seals"
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"jumped into a wood chipper."
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"I mean, like, every inch"
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"of the place is coated in blood and stool."
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"Vomit. Forgot about the vomit."
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"- Semen. - I didn't see that."
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"But, okay, yeah, semen, sure."
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"Care Bear, but I'm gonna have to insist that we stay."
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"- I'm making the call here. - You know, Tandy,"
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"I think people can make their own decisions."
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"Is that so?"
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"Yep. I'm going back."
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"- That's my decision. - Yeah,"
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"I'm my own person, and I'm going back if Gail goes back."
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"Let's go."
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"- You're making a big mistake. - No, guys!"
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"Please, don't-don't go! Listen,"
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"Tandy, we got to tell 'em."
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"Tell us what?"
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"Tandy!"
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"Tandy!"
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"Guys, Pat is alive."
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"- What? - What?"
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"But, Tandy, you told us he was dead!"
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"guys, relax, okay?"
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"Pat is very dead."
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"No, Tandy,"
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"we got to come clean."
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"Listen, Tandy lied to you"
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"because he didn't want to scare you."
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"and he is friggin' pissed at us."
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"- w-we have to be honest, right? - Yes."
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"I don't understand this game!"
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"Tandy, which is it?"
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"Pat is dead."
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"- What? - He's alive."
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"He's-he's dead."
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"He's alive."
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"Philip Tandrew Miller, is he alive or is he dead?"
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"Tandy?"
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"He's alive."
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"Oh, bloody hell, Tandy!"
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"God, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!"
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"- We need weapons! - Yeah."
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"Oh, farts."
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"Grab Oscars, Emmys,"
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"Grammys, Golden Globes!"
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"Anything that can be turned into a shiv!"
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"relax! I mean, he's just one guy!"
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"Just one guy who wants to kill us, you friggin' dingbat!"
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"He doesn't want to kill us."
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"Tandy, he literally wrote on the wall he wants"
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"to cut our heads off and drink our blood!"
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"Melissa?"
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"Melissa? What are you doing up there?"
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"Oh, I'm just in Cher's tree"
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"Okay, but, hon, I'm-I'm gonna need you to come down,"
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"because it turns out that Pat is way more alive"
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"- than previously advertised. - Oh, that's too bad."
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"Be right back."
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"Wait, where you going?"
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"To kill him. Oh."
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"I don't have a gun."
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"- Do you have a gun? - Melissa,"
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"I'm fine."
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"You know, I just worry because"
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"it's only been two days since, you know..."
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"Since I killed that guy?"
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"Yeah."
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"Eh, well, don't worry about me."
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"I can turn it off like a faucet."
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"Just like a faucet."
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"Carol?"
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"Tandy."
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"Carol, what are you doing?"
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"Oh, Tandy, I'm so scared."
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"What if Pat comes here and finds us?"
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"- He's not going to. - You don't know that for sure."
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"Yes, I do, okay?"
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"It's not possible."
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"Not this time."
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"Here, have a seat."
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"Carol, Pat is dead."
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"But... well, you said he was alive."
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"I had to do something."
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"I'm so proud of you."
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"But I created such a mess."
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"I have no idea what to do now."
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"Look, you created a monster here."
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"Yeah?"
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"So now you just have to kill it."
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"Oh, good God."
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"- _ - Aah!"
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"This ends now!"
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"No, Tandy,"
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"don't be a hero."
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"- Oh, my God. - The baby."
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"- Tandy, where you going? - The baby!"
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"What's going on?"
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"to his pied piper."
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"But Tandy will save us."
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"Be careful, my love."
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"Pat is sadistically calm."
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"Tandy suggests a truce."
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"Okay, what the hell is this?"
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"Shh. Just let it play out."
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"Diplomacy fails."
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"Tandy delivers a roundhouse kick to the face."
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"Oh! That's got to sting."
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"Tandy is going in for more. What a takedown!"
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"Body blow, body blow. Left hook,"
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"uppercut, body blow!"
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"Wait, what's this? Tandy's offering to spare Pat's life."
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