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Clips from The Last Man on Earth - The Wild Guess Express (S03E03)

"Pull over. We can hide in that house!"
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"I mean, I-I... I just grazed him! I think I... It was just..."
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"You know me. I'm an expert at sneaking around."
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"Oh, and hello."
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"Pat?"
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"Wow."
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"Uh, bring it in, take a knee."
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"Uh, thank you."
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"Yeah,"
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"Calling him a hero."
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"Hey, bud."
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"Come on, Todd, you don't mean that."
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"I do!"
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"Pat is alive."
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"That's a bad idea. That's a bad idea. He's pissed."
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"You feel better?"
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"You know, this is gonna sound selfish,"
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"Oh, good God."
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"What the hell?"
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"_"
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"_"
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"Oh, my God, let me see that."
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"Okay. Uh, oh..."
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"and paint something on the wall saying he sailed off to Hawaii."
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"Okay, guys, so, uh, I took Todd over"
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"to see Pat's dead body. You know, desensitize him."
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"to just hunker down here for the next few days."
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"Right, T?"
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"Yeah, blood, stool, vomit."
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"- I don't care. I want to go home. - I know you do,"
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"Guys, guys,"
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"But the truth is Pat is alive,"
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"- Oh, Lord on high. - Oh..."
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"Fine, yes, yes, yes,"
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"Guys, come on,"
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"are you okay?"
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"Look, Todd was just so broken up about the whole thing,"
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"So I lied to him."
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"I mean, you blew it on many,"
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"many levels."
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"But your intentions were beyond heroic."
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"What, Tandy?"
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"Why God, why?!"
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"There, down at the beach."
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"Pat's come for us, like a bloodthirsty rat"
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"Tandy approaches."
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"I like to see where these things go."
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"An epic battle!"
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"not made of foam."
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"Damn it, Tandy, I've had enough of this."
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"Do we look like idiots?"
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"It's pretty good, huh?"
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"Tandy, did you take a dump in the..."
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"Previously on The Last Man on Earth..."
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"I am worried about Melissa."
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"Hey, guys, how would you like to stay?"
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"You're not gonna regret this."
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"I know we won't."
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"You lied!"
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"So you could infect me with the virus!"
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"I think I killed him!"
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"Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!"
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"I told you he was crazy."
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"Oh, yeah, Lewis, this isn't"
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"a "Who-Knew-Who Was-Crazy-When" contest."
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"And if it was, I won 'cause I knew it all along."
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"Oh, please, you could not get his jeans on fast enough."
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"I put them on very slowly, Lewis."
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"Hey, hey, why are we slowing down?"
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"- I'm flooring it. Nothing's happening. - It's the gas."
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"Gas goes bad."
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"Okay. Okay. Okay."
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"- Tandy, close the door. - Hey, I'm trying."
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"- Help me with this. - Okay."
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"Oh... my... God."
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"- No way. - What?"
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"I think we might be in Cher's house."
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"Well, I don't know."
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"It could be a fan or a drag queen."
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"Nope, this is definitely Cher's house."
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"She still looks radiant."
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"It was just a tap. I mean, Pat's gonna be fine, right?"
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"I definitely heard bones breaking."
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"I'm night blind,"
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"so I've run over a lot of animals."
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"Possums, coons,"
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"squirrels, dogs and cats, of course,"
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"and one animal... I never knew what it was,"
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"but it yelled "Stop!""
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"Might have been a parrot."
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"Yeah, so I'm thinking just maybe"
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"Oh, no, you hit him dead-on."
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"I mean, we're talking full on smush."
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"Yeah, but, I mean, he's gonna be fine, right?"
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"Oh, yeah, a lot of people pull through situations"
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"where their intestines shoot out their butts."
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"- Good God. - Todd,"
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"you should be hoping you killed him,"
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"'cause if you didn't, he'll be coming for us."
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"And right on cue, the freakin' peanut gallery opens his shell"
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"and shoots off his little peanut mouth."
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"I'm just having trouble reading your emotions."
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"Oh, you're irritated."
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"Okay, all I'm saying with my little peanut mouth"
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"is that we need to be very cautious here."
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"Yeah, I'm with Lewis."
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"Let's leave before Pat comes back and kills us all,"
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"or makes us wear those friggin' janky jeans."
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"Okay, fine, since Lewis has"
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"everyone's panties jumping up their buns,"
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"I'll go over there and check it out."
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"No way, Tandy! What if they're right,"
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"and he makes us wear the janky jeans?"
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"Look, I'll be very careful."
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"Oh, my God, what's that?"
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"See?"
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"I'm gonna be just fine."
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"Pat?"
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"It's me... Tandy."
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"Now, don't get any ideas!"
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