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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Weekend at Mort's (S01E01)

"Fine, Bob. We don't need you here anyway, you big, sour blanket."
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"How long does it take to open a door?"
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"Who Wants to see What I learned today in salsa class?"
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"Okay."
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"Ah, guess I can go finish Speed bus."
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"[Chorus] ♪ Speed bus ♪"
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"- Aah! -[Lock Clicks]"
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"Smells a little moldy... and corpsy."
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"Hope it's as good as the model."
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"Bad combo."
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"“It is."
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"- I don’t think we should be here. - Yeah, let's go back upstairs."
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"- Keanu? -[Gene, Tina Screaming]"
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"You're totally right, guys."
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"Kids? Kids! Keanu, where are they? Downstairs?"
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"“Yeah, probably. ” Thanks."
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"Oh, I hate stairs."
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"“We've been drinking, huh? You got that right, buddy."
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"Oh, I feel like I could pass out."
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"Anybody in there? Hmm. What is that? Satin?"
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"“Get in there!” Will do, buddy."
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"[Grunting]"
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"♪[Reggae]"
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"Somebody close my bed."
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"But they look like robot wieners."
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"[Grunts] I'll get it."
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"- I know! - Okay!"
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"- Unlock the door, Louise. - We know you have the key."
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"[All Grunting]"
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"You never poop. We're doomed!"
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"Whoo-hoo! I love reggae."
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"Yep."
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"Don't listen to anyone who says you can't have a perfectly good honeymoon by yourself."
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"[Snarling]"
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"[Nervous Chuckles]"
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"- What the hell? -[Snarling Loudly]"
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"Hey, hey! I'm not done. I'm not done."
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"It's coming from the next room."
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"Let me tell you something."
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"I haven't known Samantha very long."
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"But a Woman knows when another Woman is aroused."
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"Whoo!"
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"-[Snort] - I won’t get fooled again. I'm the babysitter."
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"- [Snorting Continues] -[All Scream]"
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"[All Shouting]"
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"[Pounding]"
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"Superhuman strength. You can do it! Oh, What happened?"
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"Kids, stop doing that. It's me."
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"♪[Reggae]"
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"Dad, I've got you."
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"[Grunting]"
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"[Bob] Oh, burning. Coffin on fire."
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"Let me out! Let me out!"
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"we cremate it."
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"Oh, yes, air. [Panting]"
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"Cremate? No! No cremating Dad!"
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"- Kids, come here! -[Gene, Louise] Tina's in charge!"
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"[Bob, Muffled] It was a drunk nap!"
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"- It's trying to sweet-talk us. - That's classic zombie."
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"[Laughing]"
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"- La, la, la. - La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!"
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"- Oh! - Aah!"
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"Oh, now you come off."
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"- La, la, la, la! - Let me out!"
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"[Kids] La, la, la, la, la, la, la!"
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"Mort, lady mortician, how's the date going?"
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"- Good. - Good!"
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"La, la, la, la-"
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"I'm gonna die alone. And I'm in my lazy pants."
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"- Are you okay, Bob? - I faced death, Mort. I know things now."
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"Linda hates these pants."
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"I know. You don't just build a model of life."
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"You-You watch the movie of life."
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"- Now what? - Now we turn it on."
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"You-You get in the mood and make some mortician babies, you two."
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"- How? - Just pull all the levers... a lot."
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"Mort, your name, kids are amazing."
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"Even if they try to burn you alive in a coffin, and they will do that."
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"-[All] Yeah. - But it's good."
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"And every pair of pants you've ever worn."
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"And you'll see the love of your life, dancing salsa in Jamaica by herself."
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"Mort, and you, What is your name?"
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"Oh, Samantha."
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"Yes! That's beautiful! Are you two in love or what?"
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"Hopefully."
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"- Ah, disgusting! - I can see your downstairs dreadlocks."
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"Great! Then feel it!"
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"♪ We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's ♪♪"
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"I can feel it! Love!"
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"[Linda] Uh, uh, uh!"
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"- Love! - Love!"
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"Would you watch my kids for ten minutes?"
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"- Sure. - Good. I gotta go."
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"Nice embalming table. ls it disinfected?"
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"Say no more. Gene, Louise, now!"
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"Ow, my ear."
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"No, no, no! No! No! No!"
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"-[All Scream] -[Mort] Wrong door."
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"-[Bob] Hello, baby. -[Linda] Bob!"
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"- Ah, disgusting! - I can see your downstairs dreadlocks."
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"- Go ahead and look, Jimmy. - No, mon."
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"Yeah, mon."
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"Oh, Bobby, you big goof."
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"- Yes, I did. -[Hugo] God!"
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"Care to couples dance with me?"
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"On our haunted Jamaican honeymoon?"
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"[Chuckles] That's green mold."
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"You see it? Right there."
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"Oh, crap. She's right."
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"- We win! We win! -[Chuckles]"
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"- Ah, just put some bleach on it. - What?"
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"[All] ♪ Weekend at Mort's ♪"
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"♪ We 're gonna have a weekend at Mort's ♪"
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"[Linda] Uh, uh, uh!"
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"♪ Weekend at Mort's ♪"
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"♪ We 're gonna have a weekend at Mort's ♪"
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"[Bob, High-pitched] What?"
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"♪ We 're gonna have a weekend at Mort's ♪"
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"They had to send you, Hugo? No one else does this?"
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"Oh, congratulations."
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