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Clips from Seinfeld - The Chronicle (S09E09)

"Jerry, come on, man."
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"-Are you in? -What, are you kidding?"
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"You see those ladies I got showing?"
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"You think they're scared?"
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"Oh, man, you're killing me."
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"Julia's still laughing."
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"Okay."
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"There's no point in going. Julia's laughing."
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"-No I'm not. -Okay, can we go?"
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"-No. She's laughing. Right now. -Yes. Yes. We can go."
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"And action."
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"Hello."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I don't know."
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"You telling me there's not one condo available..."
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"...in all of Del Bofa-- Del-- Del Boca Vista?"
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"That's right."
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"In all of Del-- Del-- Del Vista-- Del-- Del Boca Visto?"
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"-ln all of Del Besta Bicko? -That's right."
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"-Hey. -You ought to come over."
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"Come on."
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"What happened to your face?"
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"It looks like an old catcher's mitt."
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"It's-- It's all that s--"
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"Come on."
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"What did you expect?"
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"No."
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"-Okay, where's my boy? -Oh, my God."
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"What the hell does that--?"
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"That means whatever the hell you want it to mean."
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"You're saying you want a piece of me?"
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"You want a piece of me?"
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"Oh, hello."
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"Oh, yeah, well. Big smoker."
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"Well, I can't stop now."
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"I'm addicted. They got a hold on me."
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"Oh, God."
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"-Get your finger out of my face. -I was here first."
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"Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite."
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"I'm on no sleep. No sleep! You don't know what it's like in there."
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"Jerry."
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"So basically what you're saying is..."
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"Are you kidding? What do you expect..."
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"Oh, Jerry."
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"All right, let's go. I'll give you half an hour."
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"But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to get going."
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"Get going? But we haven't really, you know...."
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"-Wait a second, what are you doing? -I'm taking your clothes."
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"It cost me $350. I got it at Moe Ginsburg!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"You go to sleep at night, she's there."
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"-And you know what you do at dinner? -What?"
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"...make a clean break."
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"So, what am I in this for?"
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"You know, I'm getting to a point in my life..."
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"Kramer, please."
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"Twist-off."
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"She eats her peas one at a time."
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"She just took credit for my salad."
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"She went out with Newman."
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"She wasn't my type."
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"You're not a divorcÈe. You're just separated."
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"Using your touch-tone keypad..."
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"...that you hire out for weddings and bar mitzvahs."
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"I don't know, George."
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"Come back, one year."
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"No. No, I don't think that's going to do it."
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"Thousands."
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"...for you and my Audrey."
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"Articulate?"
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"-Live. -Live?"
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"-Newman. -Jerry."
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"Write it off what?"
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"And I'll tell you another thing, Cosmo Kramer."
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"In all of Del Visto Becko?"
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"-What? -Your teeth are all brown."
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"...95 percent of the population is undatable?"
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"Then how are all these people getting together?"
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"It's gonna be rough."
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"Believe it or not, I'm not home"
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"It's a write-off for them."
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"See you."
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"Different pipes go to different places."
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"Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything."
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"Oh, forget it."
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"Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?"
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"I didn't even know you wanted to get serious."
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"David, I'm going to hell."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Who? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?"
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"How come I didn't get a Christmas card?"
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"A facecloth for your--"
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"You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion, right off."
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"Yay, Jerry got it open."
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"Well, I wouldn't go as far as that."
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"Elaine."
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"-Hey, hey, hey. Come on. -No!"
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"You know."
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"What about you? Did people make fun of your name?"
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"You're bald!"
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"-Are you a liar? -Are you?"
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"Next thing, you're saying they should have their own schools."
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"Well, I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that."
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh, man."
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"Yeah."
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"I think I'm pretty much like you."
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"With devils and those caves, and the ragged clothing."
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"She had man hands."
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"If this is correct, press one."
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"That couple is breaking up."
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"-No soup for you! -What?"
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"That's what makes this so difficult."
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"Come on, Uncle Leo, I've seen the way women look at you."
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"What?"
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"Which is not far off, by the way."
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"-Five thousand. -Five thousand. Even better."
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"-Now, you gotta help me out. -Not on my watch!"
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"I've looked into his eyes."
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"Are we finished?"
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