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Clips from Vamps (2012)

"Oh, my God."
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"- the best years of my life? - Best years of my life."
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"We're talking infinity."
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"Too frightening."
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"Bleh!"
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"Hello, my name is Goody,"
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"and in 1841, I was bitten by a stem vampire."
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"A stem is able to awaken the victims"
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"they choose not to drain."
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"Normally, this would be one of those tales"
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"of gore and homicidal urges,"
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"So I learned to live on animal blood."
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"Nighttime used to be dull and dark,"
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"The Industrial Revolution gave us electricity"
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"and light bulbs."
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"Telephones replaced letters,"
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"and still be in your coffin by sunrise."
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"In the 1920s, things really turned modern."
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"Skirts got shorter,"
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"and I was an expert at being young."
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"And then came my favorite invention..."
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"and in movies, they never got any older."
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"I could relate."
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"In the 1960s, I messed up."
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"In the '70s, I kinda lost interest in dating."
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"how to use hypnotic powers,"
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"and how to find the jugular on a rodent."
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"And she taught me about e-mail,"
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"So we have lots of fun."
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"We party with normal kids, we go to college."
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"or bestie, as she calls it."
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"And, aw, look how cute she is."
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"- Hey, Goody."
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"- Goody, wake up. It's sunset."
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"The only bad thing about Stacy"
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"are her practical jokes,"
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"which she thinks are way funnier than they actually are."
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"Come on, let me out."
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"- You got me - Again."
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"Hey, Stacy. Your friend from Boston"
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"sent your hometown soil."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"I hardly have any left. My back has been killing me."
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"We're sorry but your package has"
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"accidentally been harmed in delivery."
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"But this is just dirt."
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"Visit us at www..."
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"why do they call it visiting?"
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"and then you go someplace else."
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"- That doesn't make any sense. - Yes, it does."
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"So if you're reading a book and you turn the page,"
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"are you visiting another page?"
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"- without a mirror? - Thank you."
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"You know, I put that app in your phone."
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"You don't need the almanac."
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"- Jeans are jeans. - Are you kidding?"
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"Jeans mark your age more than a birth certificate."
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"Trade shoes. At least my gladiators"
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"- Those are cute. - Race you."
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"Oh!"
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"- Took you long enough. - Well, that didn't count."
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"- These aren't my shoes. - Excuses, excuses."
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"Oh, for goodness' sake."
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"- What time does your class end? - 9:30."
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"Okay, then I'll meet you at work."
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"- Goody!"
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"Oh, no. It's one of those daytime festival things."
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"Whose idiot idea was it"
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"to have rock concerts during the day?"
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"Mmm. Let's check the traps."
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"Oh, dead one."
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"Oh, trap got him?"
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"53rd Street."
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"And 6th Avenue."
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"Ask me questions. Who's the stupidest person on TV?"
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"- Uh, Snooki! - Oh, yes. You're right."
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"Who's the smartest?"
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"- Um, House or Frylock? - Who?"
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"The limping doctor or the flying French fry."
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"Don't you love Times Square?"
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"It feels like the center of the world."
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"I feel like a bunch of TVs threw up."
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"- I've seen worse. - Has she finished feeding?"
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"Where are my offshoots?"
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"There they are."
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"Look at the new fall line."
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"Gaultier, Prada."
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"Dries."
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"And I can never see how I look in them."
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"What is the point of looking like this"
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"if I can never enjoy it?"
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"- Oh, sucks hard. - Not so nice."
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"So put them on and then I will just imagine"
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"Oh, come on. Those clothes are wearing you."
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"Give it some juice."
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"Are you telling me about being young?"
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"Do you have any idea"
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"how long I have been young?"
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"She just means that, with the recession and all,"
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"girls of a certain age couldn't afford something like this."
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"Plus, it's fur. It's like wearing a dead animal."
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"Okay, here's the flaw in that argument."
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"Why should the life of a mink"
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"be more valuable than the life of a pigeon?"
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"You two drink pigeons every day."
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"We set them free."
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"- Stacy got attached. - To pigeons?"
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"You know what? We never should've named them."
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"I know, you're so right."
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"I mean, how can you hurt something named Snuggles?"
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"You're pathetic."
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"Pizza guy."
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"They said 20 minutes or less."
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"You kept me waiting, you bad boy."
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"You know what happens to bad boys."
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"- It's disgusting. - I know."
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"But let's just have a good time."
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"- Come on, we deserve it. - Taxi!"
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"Besides, it's goth night."
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"Except for this schmo hawk."
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