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Clips from Vamps (2012)

"mojitos."
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"- Hey. - Hey, Renfield."
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"Adam Ant called. He wants his makeup back."
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"Oh, come on. Awaken me. I wanna live forever."
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"Then you should try eating more broccoli."
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"No, I don't want to eat more broccoli. I want to be undead."
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"You are undead. You're alive."
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"Yeah, stop imagining crazy ideas."
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"So what? Just ignore him."
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"What? No! No pictures."
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"Isn't this place a little Mickey Mouse for you?"
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"There is Donor Club in Chinatown."
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"I think I can sense a real vampire."
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"Okay. I just don't appreciate"
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"Extended Life Form, yes."
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"Oh, you're the Soviet stem."
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"Let's go to that club. Blood Bank."
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"We don't feed off of people."
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"- Why? - Anything happens to her,"
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"to look your age."
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"I am Vadim. This is Ivan."
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"- Oh, Juicy. - She is asking for it."
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"Vadim and Ivan are bad guys."
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"I like bad guys."
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"Don't look at them and don't talk to them."
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"Don't talk to them."
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"And remember, nice guys."
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"Guys that listen when you say stuff."
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"Guys that compliment you."
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"- Hey. We're gonna go. - BRB."
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"Be right back."
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"- So long? - Close enough."
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"And they say okay, as long as I go to NYU."
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"You want?"
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"No thanks. I'm already in the mood."
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"So now they're all, What about law school?"
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"And I go, I told you I was coming here for my music."
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"So they're, Then why did we spend $100,000, Derek?"
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"I'm like, You got me. You could've just gotten me"
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"And they think it's all about record deals,"
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"but it's so different now. They're so old-fashioned."
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"Hold on, I gotta play you something."
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"Mm."
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"You've got... you've got something."
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"Hmm? You want a rail?"
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"A little bit won't hurt."
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"I gotta get out of here."
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"Hey, people can see you."
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"What? Nobody cares."
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"Stacy, I kinda did something bad."
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"- What? - Well, this drummer guy"
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"was all coked up and his nose started bleeding."
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"- Oh, no. - I just licked a drop."
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"And what now? Are you jonesing? Do you have the hunger?"
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"No."
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"I just had what came out. It wasn't even flowing."
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"But I know it would be so much more satisfying than this whole"
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"get-dressed-go-out- and-have-sex routine."
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"I mean, guys used to want to sing"
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"or paint or write."
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"Now, it's like iPod hits and webisodes."
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"Half the time, I don't even know what they're talking about."
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"Well, we're going to group tomorrow. That always helps."
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"Didn't that used to be a yogurt place?"
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"Well, in the '70s, it was a methadone clinic"
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"and all the hippies would be sitting on the stairs"
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"And in the '50s, it was a dance studio,"
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"And before that, it was a German newspaper."
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"How do you know this stuff?"
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"- Uh-oh, birds."
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"- Hurry. Go, go! - Whoops!"
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"- Get back. - Watch out, Kenny!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, no, no, no. This doesn't have"
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"so get away from my crime scene, huh?"
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"Did you recover the neck?"
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"Killed, bled out someplace else,"
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"You call this bled out? It's bone dry."
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"- Detective."
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"- Whoa."
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"Tepish, you're a stem, aren't you?"
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"Someone told me that if a stem dies,"
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"all the offshoots die."
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"I thought as long as you stayed out of the sun, you're okay."
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"And if your stem died, you start aging."
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"No, you start aging, but not like the day players."
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"You become your chronological age."
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"1841."
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"Ah, pfft. Baby."
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"Stacy turned in 1992."
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"Does she know how old you are?"
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"No."
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"It seemed to comfort her thinking we were the same age."
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"Ah, I see."
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"Hey."
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"Tepish, would you like to start off tonight?"
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"Okay."
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"Hi, Vlad Tepish."
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"I'm sure that you've heard about what I did"
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"to the Turkish army, huh?"
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"Personally, I like knitting."
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"E? I don't know what that is."
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"That's ecstasy."
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"And then one night, I must've been pretty stoned,"
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"but I know Cisserus was feeding on me,"
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"Like, dead-dead."
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"Even though I've never had human blood,"
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"I still feel tempted."
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"But it's like drugs."
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"It's more satisfying to not hurt anybody"
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"and just have fun with your friends."
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"- Thanks. - Good meeting, people."
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"and a whole family is never enough."
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"Support your fellow ELFs."
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"Undead is not unfeeling."
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"Great."
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"What are you doing?"
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"part's white and then the other part's dingy?"
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"I never thought about it."
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"- It's Renfield."
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