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Clips from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

"He can keep the big TV, but he's not gonna hurt my baby, no he's not."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"A reward would be good."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"There is some damage to my car, and I had to fill it with premium."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Would you like for me to take your pants off instead?"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Gee! Let me think."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Yes, Satan?"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"You owe me rent."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Mr. Shickadance, I told you, you're my first priority."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"As soon as I find this bird..."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"...you're paid."
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"I heard animals in there."
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"I heard them again this morning, scratching around."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"I never bring my work home with me."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Wanna take a look inside? Come on!"
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"Go ahead. Snoop around!"
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"Well?"
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"Just don't let me catch you with an animal in here. That's all."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Take care, now. Bye-bye, then."
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"Loser!"
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"Come to me, jungle friends."
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"Roger, let me ask you one question."
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"How in hell do you lose a 500-pound fish?"
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"I'm sorry, I was just going to say..."
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"...that it's not a fish. It's a mammal."
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"Fillet it and fast-food it if you want to!"
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"All I give a damn about is winning the Super Bowl!"
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"My athletes have got to have their heads in the right place!"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"I have a quarterback that's put his socks on backwards since high school."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed his jockey strap in two years..."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"...because he thinks flies are lucky."
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"Find the fish..."
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"I'll tell you, it's those animal-rights activists!"
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"Always out with their signs:"
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"Animals were born free! Stop torturing Snowflake!"
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"That fish lives better than they do."
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"The police are checking into the animal- rights groups. Have they called back?"
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"No, but I wanted to tell you, when I lost my Cuddles..."
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"...I hired a pet detective."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"A pet detective."
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"Thanks, Martha, but we better leave this to professionals."
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"Well, actually, he was quite good."
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"Pet detection is a very involved, highly scientific process."
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"Like a glove!"
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"Mr. Ventura here to see you."
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"Thanks, Martha."
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"Pleasure to meet you."
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"No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle."
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"Security's tight Super Bowl week."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Our mascot was stolen from his tank last night. Are you familiar with Snowflake?"
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"We got him from Miami. He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin."
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"Let's go."
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"Hut, hut!"
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"Come on, let's go!"
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"Good boy!"
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"The police came today."
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"Four-wheel-drive van, loaded from the rear."
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"If I'm walking funny it's because I got two dozen reporters up my ass."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Nice to meet you. You came very highly recommended by Martha Mertz."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Excuse me."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"...just wait longer."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest decimal point."
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"If I have to tear another black hole, I'm going to find it!"
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"I don't have the power!"
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"People!"
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"I said, get out of the tank now!"
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"Where's Snowflake?"
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"Snowflake is not available right now."
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"Roger, I've been waiting all day. I got to get a shot of his new trick!"
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"People, people!"
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"First, I'd establish a motive."
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"The killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous."
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"Excuse me."
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"I’d like to ass you a few questions."
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"If Einhorn come down here and see me talking to you or your ass, I'm history."
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"I can keep him under control. You have to tell me who's on the Snowflake case."
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"All right, that's it! Now it's my turn!"
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"Better look alive. Einhorn's on her way down."
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"Aguado's working the case, all right?"
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"Good call!"
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"We're just a little busy now..."
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"Now you've pissed him off."
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"Okay, look."
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"We ran a check with local animal-rights groups."
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"We checked out the taxidermists and we already checked on van rentals."
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"Tire tracks, an escape route. A guard didn't see anything."
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"-That's it? -I swear."
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"Now will you please get out of here before I get in trouble?"
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"Perhaps some Binaca?"
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"Assholomio"
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"Osadomia"
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"Holy testicle Tuesday!"
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"What the hell is he doing here?"
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"I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll."
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"Spare me the routine. I know you're working the Snowflake case."
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"We'll find the porpoise."
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"...while the bottle-nosed dolphin, or Tursiops truncatus..."
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"...has an elongated beak, cone-shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage."
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"Your attention to detail."
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"Maybe I'll give you a call sometime."
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"Your number still 911?"
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"Thank you!"
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"New England clam chowder."
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"Is that the red or the white?"
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"I can never remember that!"
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"So what are you up to?"
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"Just watching the fishies."
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"You see those blips? That's a Norwegian whaling fleet."
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"I'm sending them new directional coordinates."
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"Of course I can. Why?"
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"I wanna trace the sale of equipment..."
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"...for transporting or housing a dolphin recently."
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"Come on, I thought you had a challenge for me."
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"All right, we got marine winch, sling, feeder fish, 20,000-gallon tank..."
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"Really?"
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"Hold on."
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"Camp is connected with the dolphins?"
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"And look, he's throwing another I'm the richest man in the universe party."
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