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Clips from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

"We're going downtown."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt!"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"It sounds broken."
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"If you'll just sign here, here, and here..."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Oh, brother!"
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"Got a package, people!"
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"Get away from the door."
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"That was a close one!"
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"Unfortunately..."
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"Alrighty, then!"
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"It's alive!"
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"Ventura!"
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"Look at that. That's a true albino pigeon."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"What's all this pet food for?"
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"Fiber."
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"All right."
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"What?"
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"Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"She didn't mean anything by that."
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"Shit, Roger! You've been in this business a long time."
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"I want that fish on that field Super Bowl Sunday."
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"Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Any trouble getting in?"
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"Why don't you have a seat? I'll get right to the point."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"This is a new trick he was going to do for the halftime show."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"I don't smoke."
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"It's a disgusting habit."
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"Apparently, the kidnappers came in through the back with a..."
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"He's our pet detective."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Martha Mertz?"
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"Oh, yeah, the bitch!"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area. She was half-dead when I found her."
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"Is that the tank?"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"-Cops drain it? -Yes, this morning."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"If I'm not back in five minutes..."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from annihilation."
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"Oh, great!"
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"I'll try to head them off."
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"Ace, get out of the tank."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"What, is he sick?"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Lassie must be missing."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Make any good collars lately?"
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"Or were they leashes?"
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"Homicide, Ventura."
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"How are you gonna solve that one?"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Then I'd lose 30 pounds perking his wife!"
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"Now, kiss and make up!"
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"This is not the time, Ace."
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"Come on, now. Ace, please."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Aguado!"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"...with murderers and burglaries and drug dealers. Things like that."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"-Would you give me a break? -I can't hold him much longer!"
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"So far, nothing, nathin', nada. All right?"
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"Of course! This is Super Bowl!"
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"Thank you for your cooperation."
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"May I suggest you yield to the experts on this one?"
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"Now I feel better."
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"But I'm sure you already knew that."
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"That's what turns me on about you."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"...how would you like me to make your life a living hell?"
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"Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois."
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"But thank you for asking."
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"Excuse me. Is Greg here?"
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"White?"
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"Hey, Saint Francis, how's it going?"
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"Super, thanks for asking. I hope you're having a lovely day."
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"That's a lot of equipment for a civilian."
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"Ronald Camp? The billionaire?"
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"Billionaire and rare-fish collector."
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"Always trying to get his greedy hands on endangered species."
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"That sub-genius gave them the land the stadium's built on."
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"Thank you."
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"You look wonderful."
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"I'm sorry. This is Ace V..."
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"Pleasure to meet you."
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"Congratulations on all your success."
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"You smell terrific!"
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"...there's the hors d'oeuvres."
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"Smooshy, isn't it?"
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"...I need to use the bathroom."
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"Gravy!"
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"I've got a snack for you."
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"No matter what's going on in my life..."
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"It's not Snowflake!"
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"It's not Snowflake!"
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"Are you sure your date is all right?"
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"Do that! If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed."
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
"So you found a pebble in Snowflake's tank. I'll call CNN."
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"And it's not a pebble, it's a rare, triangular cut orange amber."
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"I thought you said Camp didn't do it."
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"No, his ring wasn't missing a stone."
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"But whoever was in that tank had a ring just like his."
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"I find the ring with a missing stone, I find Snowflake."
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"It came from an '84 AFC championship ring."
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"Did you know..."
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"...they sent letters to college teams demanding the release of their mascots?"
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"What do you feed your dog?"
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"He's very unhappy. I feel sorry for him. Bad diet, isolated environment."
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"Why? So you can beat him?"
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"You're unbelievable!"
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"I told you. I was in my apartment..."
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"I heard a scream..."
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"...splat, bang, pancake time."
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"Hi there, fella."
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"Have a bad night?"
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"...animals can sense evil."
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"Lieutenant, he came with Miss Robinson."
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"...you don't think this is an obvious suicide, Mr. Pet Detective?"
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"I wouldn't say that. There's plenty of evidence here to support your theory."
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"Roger Podacter didn't commit suicide."
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"She said she heard a scream. Right?"
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"-That's true. -You're sure you had to open this door?"
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"Only this."
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"Can you feel that, buddy?"
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"-Losers! Losers! -Let's go, Ace."
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"Come on."
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"What are you thinking?"
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"This whole thing is connected, somehow."
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"I want to find that other ring."
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