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Clips from Silicon Valley - Bachman's Earning's Over-Ride (S03E03)

"He potentially fucked the company."
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"Are you kidding me? Wh-- Gilfoyle, back me up here."
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"This is thorny."
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"How is this even a question for you guys?"
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"Honestly? I mean, it's not like he's going"
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"to be out on the street. He just sold ten percent"
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"of a company that's valued at at least 50 million dollars"
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"and now suddenly we're giving him the benefit of the doubt?"
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"Well, it sounds mighty Christian of you, Gilfoyle."
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"There's no reason for hate speech, Richard."
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"I can see by the sour, pinched expressions"
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"on all your faces that Richard has filled you in"
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"regarding the unfortunate circumstances that have forced me"
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"to relinquish my stake in your fair company."
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"Erlich, uh, you should know that I have written a press release."
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"- Oh? - I'm not going to release it yet,"
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"but if I hear wind of these rumors"
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"spreading out of control, I'm going to send it to every tech publication"
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"and blog on the face of the earth. Do you understand?"
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"- Even UPROXX? - Yes, even them."
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"Also, uh..."
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"this is the check for next month's use of the house as our office,"
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"but we'll be out by the end of the month."
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"Richard, it doesn't have to be like this."
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"From this point forward, you will have nothing"
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"to do with this company whatsoever."
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"I'm replacing you on the board,"
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"and I'm giving your seat to Jared."
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"- So that's it then. - Yes."
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"So I guess we better get ready for that Vanity Fair event."
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"What?"
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"Did you not listen to a word I just said?"
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"I heard thousands of words about rumors"
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"and the need to contain them. What do you think would happen"
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"if I didn't show up to this Vanity Fair event?"
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"I've already RSVP'd and given them a list"
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"of phony dietary restrictions just to cause a scene."
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"I told them I was pesca-pescatarian."
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"Which is one who eats solely fish who eat other fish."
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"I think my absence would be noted."
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"- Erlich brings up a good point. - It's true."
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"Let us not forget Meinertzhagen's Havers--"
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"Yes, yes, Meinertzhagen's Haversack."
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"We all remember his sack."
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"Okay, fine. Yeah."
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"Sure. You can come. I can't stop you."
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"Uh, I'll be taking the car and the hotel room"
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"and you're going to have to drive yourself."
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"Consider it my farewell dinner."
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"See you at the event."
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"- Jared, are you okay? - It's just so many emotions."
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"The board seat. I feel regret and glee"
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"that you would choose to honor me,"
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"and terror at not living up"
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"to your expectations,"
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"and compassion for Erlich's loss."
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"Oh, Donald, you've come undone."
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"You still want him on the board?"
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"Hi, there. Checking in. Richard Hendricks."
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"Fuck me. Hey, Richie."
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"Oh, God. Hey, Russ."
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"What's up, boy genius? You here fucking?"
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"Huh? No. No, no, no fucking."
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"Just, uh, here for the Vanity Fair dinner."
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"Oh, yeah, I know that stupid dinner."
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"Bunch of VC douchebags jerking each other off."
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"Speaking of, I got this girl at the bar, I'm trying to take her"
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"up to the presidential suite before her fucking bridesmaids"
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"ruin the whole thing, but they're telling me it's booked."
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"Who is it? Is it Gore? Fuck that guy."
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"- Oh, God. - I saw Pied Piper launched."
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"Haven't tried it, probably won't."
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"I don't even want to think about how fucked I got"
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"missing out on Erlich's shares. Fuck."
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"Wait, he-- he tried to sell you his shares?"
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"Well, half of them. He was pretty desperate to stay on the team."
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"Well, he didn't mention anything about this to me."
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"Of course not. Why would he? It's fucking humiliating losing all your money."
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"You think when I dropped below a billion I walked around telling everybody?"
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"Fuck no. You guys were the only ones who knew,"
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"and I actually thought about having you killed."
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"- I'm sorry, what? - So Erlich and I, like two weeks ago,"
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"we had a contract ready... five mil I was gonna pay him for half his shares."
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"It was a win-win. Then that robot, Laurie Bream,"
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"sweeps in and cockblocks the whole thing."
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"She forces him to sell her all his shares. You think she's gay?"
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"Maybe. It hasn't come up. I, uh-- so wait, she outbid you?"
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"Outbid me? No, she didn't have to."
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"You don't even know how your own fucking company works?"
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"All right, Mr. Hendricks, we have you staying one night"
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"- in a deluxe double. - Okay, do you have a tub in that room?"
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"Does he have a tub in that room?"
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"I don't know. There's no way of telling."
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"You know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna take her to the W."
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"She's so drunk she won't know the difference. See you around, Richie."
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"Hey, it's CJ. Listen, I'm hearing a rumor"
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"about some serious ugliness going on at Pied Piper."
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"I've heard it from three different people now. You need to call me."
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"Fuck."
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"What in God's name is the reason to get a higher education?"
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"You can just buy a megafreeze for 35 cents."
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"Laurie, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Yes, uh, Richard Hendricks,"
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"- do you know Mark Pincus? - Hello."
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"- Big fan. - Oh, okay. Yes."
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"- Sorry, just one second. - Yes. Oh, all right."
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"I'm sorry to cut away like this. We can continue discussing this."
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"Okay, uh, look,"
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"I know Erlich sold you all of his shares."
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"I'm just, uh, wondering exactly how that happened."
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"Ah, yes. It was one of my finer moments."
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"Erlich came to me with an outside offer to sell half of his Pied Piper shares."
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"To Russ Hanneman for five million dollars. Yes, I know."
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"But somehow you ended up with all of his shares. How?"
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"Oh, well, as you know, the same onerous terms you accepted"
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"when you took Russ Hanneman's money,"
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"they transferred to me when I bought him out."
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"These included the right to block any transfer of stocks"
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"with a majority vote of the board. A board which I control."
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"- I don't understand. - Of course you do."
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