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Clips from Silicon Valley - Bachman's Earning's Over-Ride (S03E03)

"Excuse me. I noticed your jacket."
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"Do you work for Pied Piper?"
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"- Yeah. - Dude, your app is killin' it."
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"Everyone I know is installing it."
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"Do you seriously? I just downloaded it last night."
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"Yeah? Do you mind if we get a picture?"
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"- With me? - Yeah. Everybody get in."
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"If you want it."
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"- Thanks. - Thanks, bro."
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"Hey, man, did you remember to put money in the meter?"
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"Hi, I'm Dinesh. I work at Pied Piper."
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"Excuse me, do I know you?"
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"Gilfoyle."
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"He's a fuckin' dick, but I love him, though."
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"You have me confused with someone else."
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"My name's clearly Jared, and if you would excuse us, you were interrupting."
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"No, he's lying. His name is Gilfoyle. Show them your driver's license."
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"Jared asked you nicely to step back,"
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"so step the fuck back. You're being a dick, and you're cutting in line."
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"You heard him. You're being a dick."
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"- Boy, some people. - What a creep."
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"Sorry you had to deal with that, Jared."
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"You and me both, friend."
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"This is Monica."
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"Is it? Because apparently everything else"
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"that comes out of your mouth is a lie."
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"Shit."
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"Look, Richard, I totally understand if you're pissed at me,"
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"but please know that I tried as hard as I could to get him to tell you."
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"Oh, really? Well, that's not what he said."
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"Oh, really? What exactly did he say?"
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"He said that he found it on a piece of paper in Laurie's office."
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"What? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Who's the he that you're talking about?"
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"You know who. David."
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"- My brother? - What?"
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"Who the fuck-- I don't know."
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"No, David, the fucking PR guy"
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"who's not going to take a job with us because of what you did."
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"Richard, I am totally lost. What exactly do you think I did?"
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"You can play dumb all you want to. It won't change the one thing"
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"that both you and I know is true. You dumped your stock."
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"What? No. I didn't dump a single share of my Pied Piper stock."
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"I swear. Well, then who the fuck did?"
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"And make sure that the money reads."
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"I mean, Pied Piper is a billion-dollar company."
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"It's not just a unicorn."
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"All right, let's do some rearing."
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"There we go. Now, let's let the horns"
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"sort of look like my dick. Perfect."
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"- Are you fucking kidding me? - Richard."
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"Um, can we take a soft five?"
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"I was going to tell you. That's what tomorrow's brunch was for."
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"Brunch? You had ten fucking days and you didn't say a thing."
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"Fine. You want to know why I didn't tell you?"
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"Because it's fucking humiliating. I'm broke, Richard."
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"Did you hear me? I'm broke."
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"Erlich Bachman, the name that used to be synonymous with success,"
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"went broke and was forced to sell."
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"- I got royally fucked, Richard. - You got fucked?"
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"You're the one who threw a million-dollar party."
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"- Yeah, but it was a great party. - No one forced you to do that."
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"Admit it, you fucked yourself."
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"But I'm not gonna let you fuck my company."
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"I'm going to have to issue a press release"
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"explaining what you did and why."
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"No, no, come on. This isn't out."
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"- It's one PR guy. - That we know of, Erlich."
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"How many other people saw that piece of paper?"
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"How many people has this guy talked to?"
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"This is Silicon Valley."
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"Rumors spread like light speed here."
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"How are we gonna get good people to work for us"
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"if they think something funky is going on with our stock?"
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"How are we going to scale? This is going to kill us."
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"Richard, do you know what happens if this goes public?"
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"- I'm Ron Wayne. - Who?"
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"Ron Wayne. The guy that owned ten percent of Apple and sold it in 1976."
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"No one in this town will work with me ever again."
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"You want me to risk the entire future of Pied Piper,"
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"everything that I've worked for,"
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"just to protect you from your own fucking incompetence?"
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"Richard, there's a three to four percent chance"
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"that this is going to get out on its own,"
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"but there is 100 percent chance"
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"that if you issue a press release"
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"no one will ever take me seriously again."
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"My dignity is in your hands, Richard."
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"Do with it what you will."
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"Gavin? Is that you?"
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"- Jack Barker. - Nice plane."
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"- Yours too. - Where are you headed?"
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"I just needed to take a walk and clear my head."
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"There's this great little hiking trail near my lodge in Jackson Hole."
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"Get out of here. I'm on my way up to J Hole myself."
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"Is that right? I thought you sold."
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"No, I just never go there."
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"So how long you going for?"
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"Coming back tomorrow afternoon."
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"- Me, too. - Oh, come on. Come on."
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"Seriously, we need to find a couple hours, get together, catch up."
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"I could tell you some war stories."
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"Well, I'd love that."
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"I could tell you a few of my own."
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"Well, be well."
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"- You, too. - Take care, Jack."
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"- Yeah. - See you."
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"Gavin? Wait."
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"Uh, what are we doing here?"
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"I mean, you're on your way to Jackson Hole, I'm going to Jackson Hole."
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"You seem like you could use some company."
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"- You play chess? - I do. Indeed."
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"Fantastic. I tell you, when we get up to altitude"
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"and the Wi-Fi kicks in, I'm ActionJB62 on Hooli chat."
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"- Find me. - I will."
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"- I'm glad we bumped into each other. - Me, too."
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"- Really is a small world. - It's crazy."
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"Okay, well, uh, I think it reads well."
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"And it's all in there. This will definitely set the record straight."
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"Then again, you're basically lighting Erlich on fire."
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"So what? He fucked the company."
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