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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Lenore, Ray's dance card is very full."
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"You don't have any other guys, do you, T-Brain?"
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"No, you just have the one."
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"...of qualified professionals."
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"Don't bullshit a bullshitter."
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"Ray's a hot commodity."
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"He's the right age. He's got a big fat dick..."
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"Send him over tonight."
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"Lenore, you stole his wallet and his underwear."
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"He's never gonna go for it."
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"Cash upfront."
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"Lenore. Again."
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"...so don't get any bright ideas."
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"- I've already got a suit. - Yeah, that's a crap suit, Ray."
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"Try this on."
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"- What, here? - Yeah."
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"Go ahead. It's not like I haven't seen you in the buff before."
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"It's going all right."
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"She's funny, that one."
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"She means well."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I don't know. Just funny."
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"Ray, how much do you think these shoes are worth?"
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"I don't know."
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"$79.99. How about these?"
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"- No idea. - $1,250."
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"- Come on. - Do you know why?"
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"Branding. These shoes are Christian Louboutin."
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"These shoes are shit."
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"Women buy the Louboutin because they're buying quality."
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"But more importantly they're buying what the Louboutin represent: The best."
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"Sounds to me like you're getting a bad deal."
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"Paying more doesn't bother them. It gives them peace of mind."
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"If they wear something of value, that means that they in turn have value."
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"You shouldn't be lowering your price in this economy."
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"You should be raising it."
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"This is something that Tanya will never understand."
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"All right."
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"It's time to diversify."
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"Listen, not all women can come from just dick alone."
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"It's gonna cost you extra."
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"Jesus."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You know, some guys have a problem with it."
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"...you know, have to like the lady."
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"Like the lady?"
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"What are you, a bible salesman?"
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"You don't need to like the lady."
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"...like the cash."
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"One of the many words of wisdom..."
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"...that will fall from my mouth if you play on my team."
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"- Comfy? - Yeah."
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"Oh, that's good, Ray."
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"Oh, that's..."
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"That's actually quite..."
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"Oh, God. Oh, goodness. That's really good."
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"Ray, you really need to come play on my team."
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"We should team up. Listen, Tanya, she doesn't know anyone."
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"She's also my partner."
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"Am I paying to argue with you?"
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, my God."
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"A major-league guy playing..."
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"...for a minor-league team."
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"Okay."
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"This is my workplace."
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"All right, you're telling people I did coke and heroin?"
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"- I never said a word about heroin. - Just listen up! Listen up!"
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"Just because you talked me into paying for sex with some guy with a big dick..."
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"...does not give you the right to talk about it."
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"Don't you ever talk about me or to me again..."
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"...or I will kick your ass sideways."
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"- Do you understand? You understand? - Yes. Uh-huh."
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"- You never called me. - Excuse me?"
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"Oh, hi."
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"- Lenore. - Right."
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"Oh, don't, no. No, don't buy that."
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"Oh, wait, no. I just wanted to get something on sale."
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"Do you work here or something?"
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"Yeah, kind of a combo..."
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"...life coach and stylist."
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"Through, you know, fashion, home decorating, fitness."
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"- What size are you, a two? - Oh. I used to be."
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"I'm a four. Ever since the divorce..."
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"- Colonics. - Really?"
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"It sucks it right out. The pounds drop off."
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"I did just want to just pick up something on sale."
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"Oh, all right. I just thought that the cut would help with your..."
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"I'm taking a little survey."
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"Can you have an orgasm from just cock..."
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"...or do you need a guy to go down on you to get off?"
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"I can't answer that."
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"I've asked a bunch of my clients."
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"Well?"
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"And then the Happiness Consultant meets you..."
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"...at a destination of your choice..."
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"Now there's the small matter of payment."
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"Lenore likes for her clients to pay upfront."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Linda. We'll need the full amount."
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"Our service costs $600."
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"I have 50."
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"Okay, I get it."
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"We can offer you $100 off..."
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"...and give you our service for $400."
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"Fif... Fifty."
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"Linda. Linda, this is insulting."
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"No, no, no, it really is."
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"I'd like a brioche, please."
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"So that's terrible."
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"I'm sorry, Jessica. What the hell?"
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"- I look great in that. - Yeah, in 1989 maybe."
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"- But no longer, no. - Jess, are you home?"
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"Oh, hey, Ron. Come upstairs."
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"I want you to meet a friend of mine."
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"Lenore, this is Ron. Ron, Lenore."
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"Hi. So nice to meet you."
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"You guys went shopping?"
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"I know. I was only gonna pick up one little thing."
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"But then I met Lenore and she's amazing."
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"I just help women be their best selves."
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