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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"And you bought all this?"
Hung (2009)
"I know it looks like a lot, but Lenore gets a 15 percent discount..."
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"...on every item over 100 bucks."
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"What's the return policy on this stuff?"
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"All sales are final because of the discount."
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"Okay, great. That's... That... Great."
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"- Ron, are you mad? - No. No."
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"I'm happy when you're happy, Jess."
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"Stop what?"
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"Stop handing out your love like you're a 10th grade slut."
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"...walk all over you."
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"Repeat after me:"
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"I have the power. Say it."
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"Say it."
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"- I don't believe you. - I have the motherfucking power!"
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"It's actually not that insulting, Ray."
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"Patty said you were like cocaine."
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"Just give her a taste. Give her a little bump, you know."
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"Lenore says..."
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"...we should be charging 1500 bucks a pop for a night with me."
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"Well, I'd like to see her try to get 1500 bucks."
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"She says we should be raising our prices, not lowering them."
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"When were you talking to Lenore about all this?"
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"When we were having sex."
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"I'm not comfortable with that."
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"Ray. - I'm late for detention."
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"I believe in us."
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"Music department got the ax today."
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"Gutting the arts, coach."
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"Taking a steak knife..."
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"...and carving the heart right out of our schools."
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"They're gonna be coming for us any day."
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"Everybody loves sports."
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"No. I tried peyote a couple of times."
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"All right, I haven't had sex with him."
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"Not even once?""
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"I'm free after 10."
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"- A friend of yours owns it? - That's right."
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"You just need to..."
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"- Kind of. I'm a lifestylist. - Lifestylist?"
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"I mean 500. $100 off six."
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"I can pay 50."
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"No deal."
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"- Shh. - That's the effect you have on these women."
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"Oh, my God, it's Pierce. Hang on a second, Ray. It's Pierce."
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"...wrong."
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"- Who do you want me to talk to instead? - Talk to me."
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"But then you come down from your high..."
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"I help people maximize their personal style."
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"They don't care."
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"Tongue helps."
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"Good boy. Oh, yes, that's a good boy."
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"Linda, I don't understand what you're saying to me."
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"- Were you worried that I was broke? - It was a moment of weakness."
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"Lenore, I'm in the process of building a stable..."
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"- I haven't heard any complaints. - That you know of."
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"So just have sex with Linda."
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"And then she'll keep coming back for more."
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