Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Yeah, we're friends."
Hung (2009)
"- What, Dad? - I don't know. I mean, you know."
Hung (2009)
"- Are you homophobic? - What are you talking about?"
Hung (2009)
"I'm asking you questions about your life. Come on."
Hung (2009)
"I don't get to see you that much these days."
Hung (2009)
"Now I'm not above admitting George Clooney's a handsome man..."
Hung (2009)
"...but this was a whole other thing."
Hung (2009)
"- Hello? - Hi, Patty."
Hung (2009)
"It's me, Tanya."
Hung (2009)
"Why are you calling me?"
Hung (2009)
"I wanted to follow up about your..."
Hung (2009)
"I'm working on the Hollopaw deal right now."
Hung (2009)
"I know. I didn't want to bother you, but how was it?"
Hung (2009)
"- I don't want to talk about it. - Why not?"
Hung (2009)
"Just let it die, okay, Tanya?"
Hung (2009)
"Patty, I don't understand."
Hung (2009)
"If by your own assertion the sex was great..."
Hung (2009)
"...then shouldn't you be happy? - Have you ever done coke, Tanya?"
Hung (2009)
"Cocaine?"
Hung (2009)
"Well, having sex with that guy is like doing coke."
Hung (2009)
"So you buy it and then you get this huge awesome rush."
Hung (2009)
"...and you're broke and you feel even lonelier and more pathetic..."
Hung (2009)
"...than you did before and you want to kill yourself."
Hung (2009)
"So I guess you won't be interested..."
Hung (2009)
"I'm kidding. Patty, look, wait."
Hung (2009)
"Seriously, what would make you interested in being a repeat customer?"
Hung (2009)
"I don't know."
Hung (2009)
"- Maybe if he was like crack. - Crack?"
Hung (2009)
"Yeah, cheap, dirty. Same high, half the price."
Hung (2009)
"I think my kid's a gay."
Hung (2009)
"- Damon? - Yeah."
Hung (2009)
"Well, that's great, Ray."
Hung (2009)
"I mean, don't worry. Lots of kids experiment with their sexuality."
Hung (2009)
"I myself, I had a little thing..."
Hung (2009)
"...with this woman Miriam in college... - Hey, hey."
Hung (2009)
"I don't need to hear about your lesbian past, Tanya."
Hung (2009)
"All right, well, then I'm gonna be honest with you, Ray."
Hung (2009)
"We are encountering a little pushback in our pricing."
Hung (2009)
"I think we might need to consider lowering our pricing point."
Hung (2009)
"Maybe offering a sliding scale..."
Hung (2009)
"...to our lower-income clients."
Hung (2009)
"What are you talking about? When we started this..."
Hung (2009)
"...you said we were gonna clear two grand a night."
Hung (2009)
"I know. I know I said that. But do you watch cable news?"
Hung (2009)
"- Tanya. - Where are you?"
Hung (2009)
"- Cuba. God, I miss you. - I miss you too."
Hung (2009)
"It's a long story. I'll be back in a few days."
Hung (2009)
"- What? - Fuck, I'm running out of minutes."
Hung (2009)
"I've got to go, but I love you..."
Hung (2009)
"My boyfriend. He had to go on a trip."
Hung (2009)
"You spend all your time with this new boyfriend."
Hung (2009)
"How can I be spending all my time with my new boyfriend when he's in Cuba?"
Hung (2009)
"Now, Ray, I know that you're upset..."
Hung (2009)
"...about Damon's homosexual tendencies..."
Hung (2009)
"This two grand from Jemma is a drop in the bucket."
Hung (2009)
"Who do I have to fuck around here to get my kids back?"
Hung (2009)
"These are turbulent times."
Hung (2009)
"Ray, I don't think it sounds right when you say, "My kid's a gay.""
Hung (2009)
"Why didn't you tell me?"
Hung (2009)
"There's nothing to tell."
Hung (2009)
"You didn't seem that interested."
Hung (2009)
"I thought you were too obsessed with Hammer to notice anything anyway."
Hung (2009)
"Have you had sex with him yet?"
Hung (2009)
"- Damon. - What's it to you, Darb?"
Hung (2009)
"I mean, you're my twin brother. Why wouldn't you want to tell me?"
Hung (2009)
"- Why do you want to know so bad? - Because I care."
Hung (2009)
"Come on."
Hung (2009)
"Wait."
Hung (2009)
"Do you want to?"
Hung (2009)
"It's okay. Don't worry. I mean..."
Hung (2009)
"Go! Oh, come on, you're almost there, guys."
Hung (2009)
"I give them 10 bucks every time they reach the top. It's my secret weight-loss plan."
Hung (2009)
"Sounds good."
Hung (2009)
"Hey, don't worry, I gave up pilates to pay for it."
Hung (2009)
"Material stuff."
Hung (2009)
"Ron, what do I have to do to make you believe me?"
Hung (2009)
"Why did you and your mother go through my stuff?"
Hung (2009)
"- Ron. - What did you think you were looking for?"
Hung (2009)
"Did you think I was lying to you?"
Hung (2009)
"I don't care about the money."
Hung (2009)
"I do not care about him either."
Hung (2009)
"I love you, Ron."
Hung (2009)
"I just want things to be normal again."
Hung (2009)
"How do we be normal?"
Hung (2009)
"I passed signs for that sale that you love. The Timson Bank sale."
Hung (2009)
"- What about it? - I want you to go."
Hung (2009)
"Look at me."
Hung (2009)
"We took a hit. Everybody did."
Hung (2009)
"Now, go. I want you to go to the sale. I want you to buy something. Be happy."
Hung (2009)
"For me."
Hung (2009)
"For male prostitutes."
Hung (2009)
"Not at all. I think you would feel empowered."
Hung (2009)
"I know I did."
Hung (2009)
"I don't know."
Hung (2009)
"Well, I know Patty felt empowered too."
Hung (2009)
"Great."
Hung (2009)
"It's a progressive service. It's very sensitive."
Hung (2009)
"In no way dirty."
Hung (2009)
"Unless you like dirty."
Hung (2009)
"She said it was like doing coke. I've never tired coke myself."
Hung (2009)
"I did peyote a couple times."
Hung (2009)
"I know the economy is collapsing, but heck, when you look back at your life..."
Hung (2009)
"...do you really want to say to yourself, "Damn it!"
Hung (2009)
"I was such a fuddy-duddy. I never once paid for sex."
Hung (2009)
"Wow, you have a dog? What's its name?"
Hung (2009)
"Patty."
Hung (2009)
"Horny Patty, actually."
Hung (2009)
"You named your dog Horny Patty?"
Hung (2009)
"Yeah, I did."
Hung (2009)
"Wonder why I'd do that? Any ideas?"
Hung (2009)
"Lenore, are you mad at me? Is that why you asked me to lunch?"
Hung (2009)
"I do have a little bone to pick with you, T-Brain."
Hung (2009)
"I ran into Horny Patty at the mall..."
Hung (2009)
"...that Happiness Consultants was my escort service."
Hung (2009)
"- I'm sorry. - Well, you owe me one."
Hung (2009)
"So how is business anyway?"
Hung (2009)
"- Business is brisk. - I'll bet."
Hung (2009)
"I was thinking I could use a little Ray myself, actually."
Hung (2009)
"You mean Randall."
Hung (2009)
"No, I mean Ray. I had his wallet, Tanya. I know his name."
Hung (2009)
Show more clips