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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Funeral (S03E03)

"Look, there's a horse race going off in Dubai."
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"I got serious money on it."
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"his crane kicks with you."
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"I said not to move!"
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"I didn't move."
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"Pillow talk alert! Set the scene."
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"Spooning."
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"Anyway, we came up with a plan."
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"I'm gonna bro down with him."
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"If everything goes according to plan,"
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"Now somebody get me a puka shell necklace."
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"Okay."
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"'Sup, Jake?"
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"Not interested."
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"- You do? - Absolutely."
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"- Gots to have my puks. - Gots to."
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"And of course, Nip slips."
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"What I'm saying, Einstein,"
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"so he lays off of us."
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"and he still hasn't hung up."
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"I want you to dump Santiago, and that's an order."
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"back down to a beat cop."
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"Beat it."
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"I really miss these people,"
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"Just remember, we're here as PR representatives."
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"We lie, tell him we broke up,"
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"Great! And you'd be okay lying to your captain?"
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"I'd be okay with that."
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"Hey, G-spot!"
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"I don't think we're that dramatic."
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"Last funeral, we made out in the parking lot."
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"Something naughty this way comes."
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"She says she likes that about us."
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"This is creepy and unlike you."
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"Oh, um, do animals in the wild"
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"Hmm, strange to be on this side of the desk."
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"I got a fridge for my protein shakes."
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"Sir, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I need you"
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"Sergeant Jeffords, hello."
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"Crap, nobody said anything about cameras."
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"There we go."
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"Yes."
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"There it is, that classic Jake Holt banter,"
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"he's gonna demote me."
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"You got to help us."
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"- But we thought... - I can't save your ass."
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"Well, looks like somebody's got a bad case"
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"So what are we gonna do about the Vulture?"
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"Chief of Detectives."
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"telling you to dump me."
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"I got us a motel room across the street."
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"with a total stranger."
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"No."
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"still believed I would be captain of the Nine-Nine again."
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"I should never have returned."
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"and seeing it's been replaced by a denim pants store."
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"Slow down, sir."
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"But the new Holt chugs Beaujolais"
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"Maybe you should just call it a day."
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"I can't."
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"One tweak..."
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"My tolerance has really changed since I had kids!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Respectful."
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"So listen, remember when you said to me"
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"I couldn't hear you over the bagpipes."
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"Yeah, I know. We just need two minutes."
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"No can do."
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"Second of all, you think you could do better?"
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"All right?"
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"Swish, Kobe."
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"Ugh, it's impossible to find Garmin"
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"Hi there."
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"Blessings to you."
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"- Blessings? - I don't know."
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"Simple detective work."
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"Sounds disgusting."
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"Do you have chicken fingers?"
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"- Impressed? - Mm-hmm."
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"how come I never go to the bathroom?"
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"No, no, no."
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"that we don't know anything about each other."
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"and then I tell you how little I care about them?"
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"You're right. I couldn't help myself."
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"a vegan, a gluten-free vegan!"
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"Laugh it up!"
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"- Sir? - Hmm?"
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"The Vulture's the worst."
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"'Cause it's important!"
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"But the Vulture told you not to,"
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"I should put that in my message of hope."
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"to get over those little backwood orgies of yours."
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"I was probably too busy praying."
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"And your husband was only my captain"
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"It's okay, Margaret. Come on."
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"That's not cool, Jake."
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"Good luck pulling off that chunky-B"
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"Congratulations."
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"Come on, man!"
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"Okay, so the Vulture has your phone."
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"No plan."
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"We said this relationship wasn't gonna get"
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"I'll make my way back to detective."
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"You find something you care about,"
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"your colleague,"
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"That's the lesson."
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"our relationship was only six days."
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"But that's not nothing."
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"that we had something special."
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"Him having passed away, for example."
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"I just care about being with you..."
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"Captain Dozerman,"
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"Move over, Peralta!"
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"Move over!"
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"I lost something important too, shoot."
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"Thought I might find you here."
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"Hmm."
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"I'm all out of plans."
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"I was moved by your speech, Peralta."
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"- The syntax was problematic. - Less nice."
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