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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - No Thanks-giving (S03E03)

"I guess this holiday just has me in a giving mood."
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"In fact, all meals are on the house today!"
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"Happy Thanksgiving!"
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"What are you doing?!"
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"You just gave away your entire Thanksgiving profits!"
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"And I won't stop there."
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"That's right."
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"I'll drive your father's dream straight into the ground"
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"if it motivates you to get A's again."
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"Ohh. You thought I just had a little holiday change of heart?"
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"No."
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"Your mom's just..."
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"a little crazy."
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"Loco."
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"So, it started with N.W.A."
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"with B.G. Knocc Out, Dresta, and The D.O.C."
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"MC Ren and DJ Yella's lines don't go anywhere,"
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"and I'm not sure who this Arabian Prince guy is."
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"Now, Dr. Dre and Ice Cube are a different story."
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"Cube formed the whole Lench Mob crew family..."
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"Da Lench Mob, Del the Funky Homosapien..."
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"Ice Cube's cousin and a member of the Hieroglyphics..."
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"Dub C and Mack 10 of Westside Connection,"
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"and DJ Pooh."
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"Heh. Pooh."
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"Now, Dre gave birth to 213's Snoop Dogg,"
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"which led to The Lady of Rage, Tha Dogg Pound..."
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"Daz and Kurupt... Warren G, Dr. Dre's stepbrother,"
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"and Nate Dogg, who is in no relation to Snoop Dogg,"
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"but he's like everyone's adopted brother"
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"And that's it. That's my family tree."
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"Ah, good enough."
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"When I was asleep in bed last night,"
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"Why? It's pointless."
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"Like Mom said, it's a lot of hard work for nothing."
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"Let's open up two big cans."
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"Keep the other in the back in case we don't need it."
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"Oh, come on. I got to feed my snake."
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"because they can't sing a refrain without him."
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"There's so many Doggs."
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"I'll hang out in here until ninth grade"
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"Hey, boss? Creamed corn's running low."
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"_"
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"Why? Why?"
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"Colleges don't look at your middle-school report cards."
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"Those girls can really elbow."
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"Oh."
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"Who put you up to this?"
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"Do you know what the problem is?"
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"_"
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"What's wrong?"
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"I'm 30 feet up in a tree blind, soaked in deer urine."
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"by swindling the natives."
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