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Clips from Seinfeld - The Package (S08E08)

"There's no Zorn or Zutroff?"
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"They're on vacation. Every doctor in this city seems to know who I am."
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"Hey, what about Dr. Resnick?"
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"My Uncle Leo's gonna see him tomorrow."
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"Dr. Resnick. He's not listed."
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"He's not that good."
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"Elaine said you were pretty good at this stuff."
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"Oh, yeah. Elaine was a fun project. I enjoyed working with her."
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"Oh, boy, look at this."
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"Very, very, good."
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"And I like what you're wearing."
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"- I feel fat. - No, no. You're stout."
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"The camera loves stoutness."
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"Look, we're not gonna do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable."
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"The key word is tasteful."
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"Now, I want to you relax and have fun because you're a fun guy."
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"All right. Let's do it, huh?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Okay. Come on. Feel the beat."
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"Feel the beat. All right."
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"- You want me to take it off? - Well, I don't know. It's up to you."
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"- It would be better if I did? - Might be. Whatever you want."
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"Come on. Work it. Work it. Oh, yeah."
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"Hold it. Hold it. Yeah, be a man. Be a man."
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"Lover boy. You are a lover boy."
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"Oh, yeah. This can't miss."
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"Hello?"
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"Yeah. Who's this?"
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"Can you confirm the correct spelling of your last name?"
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"Is it B-E-N-E-S?"
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"Yeah. What is this about?"
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"Hello?"
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"Get off the line. We're trying to make another call."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Elaine. Hello. What are you doing here?"
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"- Leo, has the doctor been in yet? - No, I'll ask him about my eyebrows."
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"When the doctor comes in, you just let me do the talking, okay? Okay."
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"Leo. I understand you had a little mishap."
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"It was a fireball."
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"I never should have left him alone."
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"- And who are you? - I'm his nurse. Paloma."
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"You're not my nurse."
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"He has good days and bad."
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"Well, what seems to be the problem?"
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"- Are my eyebrows gonna grow back? - And he seems to have a bit of a rash."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Well, there's been a bit of that going around lately."
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"I don't like this. This is too easy."
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"- Elaine- - Shut up. I think he's onto us."
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"Elaine, what about my eyebrows?"
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"I don't like this, Kramer."
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"Will it be much longer?"
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"I'm sorry. It looks like the claim has been red-flagged."
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"You're under investigation."
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"Hello, Newman."
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"Kramer, you might as well run along."
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"Jerry may be a while."
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"Mail fraud?"
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"You're in a lot of trouble, buddy."
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"Okay, I've got your ointment. Where's your-"
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"- Where's your nurse? - She left."
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"Whoa, whoa, no need to get angry."
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"Well, now you're just being difficult."
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"What are you writing?"
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"So I really liked the pictures I picked up here yesterday."
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"I'm glad, George."
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"And here's a little roll..."
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"...that I think you may enjoy."
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"Shall we say an hour?"
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"Ron, I gotta go to lunch. Could you do a roll?"
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"No problem."
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"By the way, you know that model who's always in here?"
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"She's missing one of her lingerie shots."
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"- Have you seen it? - No."
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"Then let me ask you this:"
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"Don't you find it interesting that your friend had the foresight..."
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"...to purchase postal insurance for your stereo? Huh?"
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"I mean, parcels are rarely damaged during shipping."
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"- Define rarely. - Frequently."
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"It's pretty hot under these lights, huh, Seinfeld?"
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"Actually, I'm quite comfortable."
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"All right. Admit it."
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"That stereo was already busted."
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"You can't prove anything."
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"No, as a matter of fact, it isn't."
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"This case is closed pending further evidence."
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"No problem. Listen, let me borrow your scarf."
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"- What? This? - Yeah. It's nice. Yeah."
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"- Here. - Yeah. All right."
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"It's Bennett, right?"
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"It's Benes, you jackass."
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"My last name is Benes."
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"Jerry. Jerry?"
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"Jerry."
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"- May I help you? - Yes, yes."
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"I'm Dr. Van Nostrund from the clinic."
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"I'm gonna need Elaine Benes' chart."
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"...and I don't think she's gonna make it. It's very bad."
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"I see. And what clinic is that again?"
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"That's correct."
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"- Excuse me? - From the Hoffermandorf Neo Clinic..."
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"- ...in Belgium. - Oh, really?"
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"The Netherlands?"
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"- Where's my chart? Did you get it? - No."
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"- What? What happened? - I don't know."
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"Now they got a chart on me."
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"I don't know where they could be."
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"You can't find them."
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"That's marvelous."
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"The dance continues."
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"Well, if I find them I'll call you."
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"Great. And maybe we could go out and do something."
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"Sure."
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"Hello."
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"- So the little guy finally asked me out. - Really?"
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"Hey, I can't find his photos anywhere."
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"You know what? Some guy from the post office confiscated them."
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"He left his card."
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"I don't know what Newman wanted to see me for."
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"Gentlemen. Gentlemen."
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