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Clips from Married with Children - I'm Going to Sweatland (S03E03)

"what we've got here are rib roasts with nails."
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"Now, what I would suggest"
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"Hi, Al."
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"After all, you have to do something"
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"Why else would I not care about my health?""
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"I don't wanna do the wash, Al."
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"[COUGHS]"
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"Honey, I'm gonna go home now"
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"Thank you, ma'am."
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"Guess what I just saw."
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"You don't believe me?"
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"Well, that was a mistake."
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"no one wishes he were alive more than I do."
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"driving his essence into my very soul"
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"until..."
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"But Steve's just as good."
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"Gee, you can use them again and again."
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"You did see Elvis."
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"You've been chosen."
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"You know, Marce,"
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"Al's armpits are the doorway to another dimension."
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"what's happening here?"
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"but you have the pores of Michelangelo."
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"I'll let you know if I conjure up any superstars."
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""but I chose you,"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Elvis gave me a massage."
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"and fast food.""
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"Let's get back to the living."
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"Excuse me, Marcy, my public."
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"Will somebody talk to me here?"
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"and make change for the pay toilet?"
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"Don't you just love Elvis?"
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"Don't you understand?"
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"I can't, Dad. That's our Heartbreak Hotel."
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"Everyone..."
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"Everyone, I want you to meet the man"
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"Hi there. I'm Ollie."
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"Well, we have your order right here."
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"Mm-hmmm. Yep."
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"Dad, could you raise both your arms?"
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"All I want is some peace, a meal and some hemlock."
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"not being the center of attention."
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"It's finally my moment in the sun,"
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"Peggy..."
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"I'd like you to meet"
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"Howdy, ma'am."
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"Peg, I'm going to say this as plainly as I can:"
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"Now, what's it gonna be?"
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"8:00, Bundy!"
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"[KNOCKS]"
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"I banged on your door for 15 minutes."
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""and I have no idea what good sex is."
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"Hop aboard. My planet, su planet.""
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"One on the back for dancing."
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"You know what the worst part is?"
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"Thanks, Steve."
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""When opportunity knocks, that's us foreclosing.""
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"My kids got the market cornered."
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"They're selling everything."
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"Blue suede shoes."
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"I'll be the brains and the money,"
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"Get your blue suede shoe--"
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"Hold me."
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"Steve, we've got 700 pairs of blue suede shoes."
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"I knew those kids would ruin my life."
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"Sure, Peg, right. For you."
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"Grab the shoes, Steve, let's go!"
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"They don't fit,"
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"and your ad said, "We fit every foot.""
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"Yes, ma'am, but our problem is what we're dealing with"
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"is not what Webster meant by "feet.""
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"Now, let's face it, girls,"
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"is surrounding your tootsies with those little brown potatoes"
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"wrapped in foil and serve with dry wine."
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"Oh!"
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"Well!"
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"Honey, you would've been so proud of me."
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"I spent every penny you have, but not a cent more."
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"Now I need a little tip for Alejandro."
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"Sure. Don't touch my wife."
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"Kmart, tomorrow, 10-ish."
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"Peg, I understand your great need to shop."
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"to break up that nothing you do at home,"
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"but, you know,"
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"as I was vacuuming my shirt this morning,"
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"I said to myself, "Hey, I got a wife. I have to."
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"What's your point, Al?"
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"I don't have any clean shirts, Peg."
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"Do what I do, buy a new one."
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"Well, I would have, but I didn't want to wake you,"
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"prying my wallet out of your claws."
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"Let's try this,"
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"pretend the mall closes at 3, go home and clean my clothes."
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"What am I being punished for?"
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"Okay, Al, I'll do the wash,"
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"I need quarters for the machine."
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"Hey, you're not gonna get me with that one twice."
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"We own that machine."
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"There's nothing to buy there."
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"Gimme some money, and on your way home,"
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"you can pick up Chinese food, and we'll have a nice dinner."
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"Peg, I'm serious. Look at this shirt."
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"It doesn't show up in a mirror."
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"Now, go home, do the wash."
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"Until then, you're cut off, understand? No money."
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"Yes, Al."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"the sun is setting, and my shirt wants to party."
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"I have to put these shoes away."
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"Al..."
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"No more money!"
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"[SILENTLY]"
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"[SNEEZES, REGISTER DINGS]"
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"AL: Bless you!"
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"Better take something for that cough, Peg."
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"Oh, I already did."
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"and think about doing your laundry."
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"Oh. Oh."
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