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Clips from Seinfeld - The Good Samaritan (S03E03)

"- I didn't do it! - Yeah, right."
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"Jerry, let's go. You ready?"
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"You really want to do this? I'm on the road for three weeks."
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"Excuse me, I've got a maniac stalking me. I'm not staying in the city."
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"- All right. - Come on, let's get out of here."
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"How could you?"
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"- What? - I never thought you were capable."
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"She told me you hit and ran."
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"I don't even want to look at you anymore!"
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"All these years of friendship, and you're- You're nothing but a felon!"
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"You're an embarrassment to the building."
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"I didn't do it. I just had to pay her to cover for somebody else."
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"- You're not gonna lie to me, are you? - No. Never."
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"...because I got a date with her."
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"You got a date with Becky Gelke?"
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"- I'm going out with her Saturday. - Can we get out of here?"
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"If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have had an excuse to talk to her."
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"Well, I'm happy to help in any way that I can."
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"Liz Taylor..."
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"Advertisers really take advantage of this."
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"Don't you love ads where you see the woman in the bikini..."
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"...next to the 32-piece ratchet set, you know, and she's...?"
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"We'll be looking at the girl..."
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"...and I had that ratchet set..."
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"...I wonder if that would mean that..."
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"The concept behind the car phone..."
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"You know, I really liked her. We talked, we flirted."
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"I dig."
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"That's why I've never been in a long-term relationship."
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"What car?"
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"Ask George to go with you."
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"You know who's a good actor? Anthony Quinn."
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"You think you're special because you say, God bless you?"
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"Kirk Douglas. Now, there's another very bad driver."
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"He sits in his car and waits for the other person..."
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"...and he's holding his God bless you in abeyance..."
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"...yet another stiletto heel at-"
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"I just want you to know I'm gonna do everything I can..."
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"- Is Robin there? - Robin? No, why?"
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"- It was just a couple of blocks. - Oh, no, no."
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"No. Why? What's happened?"
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"I'll give you a check, and then this person can pay me back."
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"...and now you want to ask me out?"
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"All right. I'm glad we got that straightened out..."
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"A man is paralysed, mentally, by a beautiful woman."
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"By the way, Elaine does not need to know about anything."
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"...so I went into a karate stance."
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"You are so good-looking."
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"You know, I have a very exciting life."
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"Actually, I met him in Switzerland..."
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"...so he can exchange license, registration and apologize."
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"Come on. Don't be so modest."
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"...and suddenly, you know, I got dizzy..."
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"- I see enormous potential here. - Why?"
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"So, what are you doing this weekend?"
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"...looking at the ratchet set going, All right, if she's next to the ratchet set..."
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