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Clips from The Office - Casino Night (S02E02)

"Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two?"
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"I would never, ever serve you."
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"Not in a million, billion years."
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"Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill,"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Are you serious?"
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"It was just little things, you know,"
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"That's ridiculous. You know what?"
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"Okay, I'll try."
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"You know that I'm very serious here."
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"What?"
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"Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you,"
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"but we're having our Casino Night tonight"
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"I thought that you were their fearless leader."
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"I think you can handle it."
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"I can hear it in your voice. You need a break."
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"Goodbye, Michael."
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"Good friends with privileges."
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"Again. We do that every year."
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"Well, they need our money."
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"They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts."
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"will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice."
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"No, they stopped making that show."
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"Well, then, they need our money more than ever."
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"There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton."
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"Delicious pea soup on Thursdays."
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"I'll probably give the money to them."
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"I know he didn't do it."
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"Oh, and another fun thing."
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"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children"
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"since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol,"
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"I hate"
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"Believe me, I have tried."
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"There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians,"
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"The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny."
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"I need to see this play"
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"where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke."
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"What are you doing? Oh, nothing."
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"but he's concentrating more on the bachelor party now."
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"Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams."
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"I have great respect for that."
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"I'm getting married soon and I'm getting along with everybody at work."
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"I have already put down the deposit."
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"Do you understand how a deposit works?"
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"It's Casino Night like Las Vegas."
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"Well, actually, it's my warehouse."
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"Actually, it's owned by Beakman Properties,"
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"You know, stuff like, Fleece it out."
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"Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too."
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"Do like Lollapalooza. Yes."
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"She would."
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"Oh, this band is called Scrantonicity. Oh."
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"On the drums. What?"
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"Oh, my God, he's the drummer and the singer."
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"We actually don't play in public very often."
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"Jim is great."
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"Do I know a Carol Stills? Your realtor."
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"Oh, yeah, put her through."
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"It has a little bit of a weird smell. It's okay."
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"Can I drop it over later?"
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"in our warehouse, Casino Night."
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"Bring the papers, I'll sign them"
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"To the casino thing? Yeah."
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"Yes? Michael, Jan's on line two."
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"Michael? Hey, Jan. How you doing?"
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"and you are right."
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"Okay, then. I will see you tonight."
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"Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that."
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"Right."
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"Hey, hey. Hi."
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"It looks so great in here. Oh, well... Kiss."
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"I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates."
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"He's got two dates tonight."
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"so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them."
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"The food is from Hooters."
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"Drink would be good. Okay."
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"I stopped caring a long time ago."
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"You should see how many supplies"
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"No, I'm fine. Thanks, sweetheart. Okay."
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"Lady Fortune is your boss."
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"Black-Eyed Crows."
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"Bluffing is a key part of poker, which is too bad,"
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"That's insane. I have good cards."
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"No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's gone all-in. Okay, all right, whatever."
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"Jim, for instance, has a huge tell."
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"It's the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds."
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"Wow, bad luck. Yeah, whatever."
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"Hey, you know what? If luck weren't involved,"
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"Jan. Hi."
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"Look, okay, I think we're all adults here,"
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"Wait, what're you talking about?"
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"I'm Michael's boss. Hi, hi."
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"Does anyone want a drink? No, I'm good."
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen."
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"Keep an eye on things. So..."
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"Me, too."
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"Blow for luck! Yeah! Shooter!"
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"All right, here we go!"
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"All right. Yeah!"
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"Five. So close."
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"Come on."
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"No, I... Motel 6? Best Western?"
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"So, yeah..."
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"All-in."
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"Oh, man!"
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"Hey, I saw your tape."
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"Yeah?"
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"Sweet."
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"You having fun?"
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"And I am completely underdressed."
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"Why did I hook up with Michael?"
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"Yeah, why did you?"
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"Very late and..."
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"Have you given any more thought to the transfer?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Good."
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"Have you told anyone?"
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"The evening's chip leader"
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"Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin."
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