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Clips from Hall Pass (2011)

"They're hibernating."
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"That's Mommy."
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"How long do you think you're gonna be?"
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"No, 45 minutes is good."
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"I miss going out with you on Saturday nights."
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"- What? - You just checked out that girl's butt."
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"- Who did? - You did. And it's rude."
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"- What? Do you think she noticed? - I noticed."
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"Grace, let me ask you a question."
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"- Hmm. - Come on, let's go say hi to Dr. Lucy."
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"Oh, stop it. Listen, I don't deserve this thing."
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"What is this, amateur hour?"
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"You can't help if her butt walks where you're looking."
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"- Who? - Coakley."
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"Hey, Missy."
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"- I like to think so, though. Ha, ha. - You would like to think it was true."
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"God."
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"- Do they think, they're invisible? - I know."
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"He was standing right there. I can't let him know I know."
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"...and he waits for the girl to pass..."
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"No, I'll get up with the kids. I'll take them to the park."
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"...from the show I'm about to put on for you."
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"Hmm."
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"- ...but it's too young to have a beer? - Really?"
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"Watch porn? Yeah. Half the girls in those things are my age."
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"Oh ...."
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"I don't want you at my civil ceremony. You cheated!"
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"Ew."
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"Daddy, words hurt, you know."
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"That's not gonna be good when she goes to college."
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"- Mommy? - Mm-hm."
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"The end."
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"Honey?"
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"I won. Uh."
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"Imagine coming here back when we were single."
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"- What about you, you get lucky? - No."
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"Yeah, I didn't see that one coming."
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"Hmm. You wanna get a coffee afterwards?"
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"Yeah."
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"Aah."
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"- Two Splendas. - Okay."
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"Fred, come on, dude. Just--"
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"You need help."
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"Hey, I guess I'm gonna see you at the housewarming party next weekend."
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"Yeah, next Saturday afternoon at the new casa."
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"We're finally in. We're having a little soiree."
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"Hmm."
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"Pshh."
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"I'll pound his potato, you know what I mean?"
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"Conservative, but that's what I'm going for."
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"Where's Coakley? Why didn't he show up?"
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"Coakley is in Arizona, attending the Hawaiian Tropic regionals."
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"That guy's single, he's loaded. Chicks love him."
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"Hey, do you remember my brother-in-law, Flats?"
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"- What? - Ha, ha."
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"...or, like, see Kathy Griffin in concert."
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"Gunnar and Emma stalled for a while, but they weren't too bad."
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"- All right. Have fun. - Okay."
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"Hey, be nice."
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"...so I wouldn't wanna do anything to hurt her feelings."
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"...what wouldn't I pay?"
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"This house has gotta be worth something, right?"
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"Fifty bucks, maybe?"
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"...when she wakes up next to Fred with his sleep apnea mask on."
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"Just got it over with."
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"Have you ever considered giving him a hall pass?"
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"- A what? - A hall pass. A week off from marriage."
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"- No. - Heh."
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"I mean, he thinks because he sees big tits all day long..."
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"...and he manages to make it home without squeezing one..."
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"...that I should be greeting him at the door like some hero."
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"...that if you constantly tell someone they can't do something..."
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"I can see that."
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"Hey, Larry, I'll get you a cigar. Come on."
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"I can’t stand these look-at-how-much-I-own parties. They're obnoxious."
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"Well, kind of. You made me drive around town for two hours, remember?"
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"The floors are French limestone and the counter tops are Brazilian granite."
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"- What the hell is this? - Get in here, you're gonna love this."
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"Ed thought with the little ones you can never be too cautious."
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"Who gets a minivan when they don't have any kids?"
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"Some knucklehead hotshot in a convertible Sebring..."
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"- Guys, we're in here! - They can't hear you."
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"- I feel bad for Ed Jr. - Mm-hm."
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"It's one thing if you wanna look like Admiral Dipshit..."
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"By the way, did I mention that my wife's vagina never goes above 71% humidity?"
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"...and your main generator drops out?"
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"And there 's room in there with the stick?"
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"Ha-ha-ha. Your English accent's great!"
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"Speaking of installations..."
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"...what about the shiny new set of cans on Mandy?"
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"- Oh .... - Oh, yeah."
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"I like my bongos with a little mileage on them, like Britney's."
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"Hey, anyone thinking chocolate-chip cookie dough in a waffle cone?"
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"I notice women. I notice all women. I do. And you wanna know why?"
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"Rick, this isn't something that I just ...."
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"This is my friend Fred. Fred, say hello to Harold and Marcy Goldberg."
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"Let me give you a card. If you need any home, auto, life insurance."
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"- Kind of the go-to mensch here in town. - We're okay with insurance."
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"I don't think anyone's gonna drop dead. But thanks, Fred."
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"- Thanks. Yeah. - Ha, ha."
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"A what?"
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"- I'm serious. - Fuck you."
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"There's a part of me that's like:"
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"Absolutely. Come on."
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"She wanted to be a mommy, you made her a mommy."
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"This is really her call, Fred."
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"Maybe this is the progressive, cool thing to do."
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"You are not getting a hall pass. So you can cut the bullshit."
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"Honey, you and I"
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"Baby, I know"
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"What? How?"
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"Yeah. Tell me about it."
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"It's not just me. it's gonna be Gary, Hog-Head, Flats."
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"Come on, come on."
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"Come on, come on. Let the mayhem commence."
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"This place is dead."
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"Guys, attempt to be cool."
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"We'll get there, we'll get there."
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"Wait a second, wait. Where's Coakley?"
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"- That's where we should be. - Yeah. He's in Iceland."
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