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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Is Going to Hawaii! (S01E01)

"I feel kind of bad now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you ever have one of those days"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"where you've done something so horrible, it feels like"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you did it in a dream, and you..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you just want to wake up, and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you want it to be all okay, but there's no waking up"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because you did it for realsies?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"If you want to grab your laptop and take all this down,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it's pretty fresh right now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what? Just... you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You get some rest... kiddo."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm older than you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's it say?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't tell you. The doctor gives you the results."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Please, you know what it says."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I can't wait any longer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"All right, just-just tell me what it says."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I guess I can tell you..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi. I just saw Instagram."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I got an interview at the Aloha Tech Center, like you said I would,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but there was a problem with my application."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?! Cal State Northridge isn't bad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, no, it's not that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They-they just thought"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"my additional information was... a little..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A little what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. They asked me if I went to Harvard,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and, like, not in a good way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What other way is there?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you have the nerve to sit here"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and not hire this man to hand out leis and sell VCRs?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"VCRs? Lady, there's no such thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Could you step outside?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I'm sorry. - No, I will not step outside."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen to me. I have to tell you something very important."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have an IQ of 164."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"On the entire SAT, I got two questions wrong,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and in subsequent years, those questions were stricken for being misleading, but"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know... nothing about life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Truly nothing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, really. No, like, really awful decisions."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, I know what you're thinking."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're thinking, Well, are you Audra Levine?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And the answer is, Alex, no."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not Audra Levine, and I"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"never will be Audra Levine, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I do know one thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And... is that"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh Chan loves you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And, God, that makes you the luckiest person..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"store... in the world."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And hiring him would be the best decision you've ever made."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, I can't believe it. - Neither can I."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna be able to spend my whole day eating poké"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and talking about 4K TVs, and it's all because of you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you so much."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, thank you, but really?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, did you see me back there? I'm kind of a mess."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you kidding me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're, like, the smartest, most badass girl I know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You crushed it in there!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I, like, ruined your application."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah, it's... it was my fault."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But then, last night, I sat down and actually read it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And the parts I understood were great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay. - Oh, my gosh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm! Mmm!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, it's so good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I know. - It's so wrong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm-hmm. - But it's so right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Hey, what happened to your, um, healthy choices?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, yeah. - Yeah. Mm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- That was dumb. - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mm. Oh, that's my mom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now, that was"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"a healthy choice, Cookie."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm. - Cheers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, in conclusion,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"my preliminary diagnosis of the subject"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to any of the categories of your little book."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"she's suffering from a number of classifiable disorders."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But you know what? I don't want to label her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just want to be her friend."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This class blows. I quit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you feel disgusted and uneasy"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with your current butter?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Make an effort, make a decision, don't make mistakes?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The butter is flying off the shelves, but..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"As Jean-Paul Sartre said, We are our choices."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I mean, she is seriously bonker balls. - Heather, we don't use terms like that"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because that's what she is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you kind of have to, like, see it to believe it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't even know where the hell she came from."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Making dough but it made me blue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Brand-new pals and new career ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It happens to be where Josh lives ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But that's not why I'm here ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - What? No, I'm not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - That's a sexist term."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - Can you guys"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"stop singing for just a second?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The situation's a lot more nuanced than that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- ♪ C-R-A-Z-Y ♪ - Okay, we get it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh, oh, oh! - Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, thank you for stopping me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, now, you know that YouTube tutorial we watched,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tonyhawkfan49 said if you want to stop, you lean back on your tail."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. That's only useful advice if you're riding a dog."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's true. Okay, how long do we have to risk bodily harm?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I thought you said Josh hit the skate park with his nephew, every Saturday morning."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, you know they might. I just thought it might be fun"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to run into him. But I want to learn how to skate regardless."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I want to shred some concrete."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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