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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Is Going to Hawaii! (S01E01)

"Ah, dude, nobody is on LinkedIn."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sorry. I-I-I... I-I don't know... I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I-I... - I don't understand."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I take advice from butter commercials."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is what this night could have been."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yello."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're at the radiology lab? What happened?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They just thought it was a bit pretentious."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Pretentious?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I make awful decisions."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're, like, so cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I handed it in without reading it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm so glad you moved here, Becks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm. - Ignore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is that she requires further study."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Seems to me like she doesn't fit in"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I'm sure she is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I knew I should have taken coding."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Gary, you've been coming up with some really intense copy lately."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't get me wrong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I left my wife for a prostitute."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Although, truth be told, when I walk around this festival, all I want to do"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is just sink my teeth into animal flesh, you know?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay, you ready? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so excited."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I've got to say..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"...the Echo Park one is better."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Abuela's one is so much better."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The hipster one tastes like..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- soy candles and indie bands. - No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Scoff if you want, but the hipster one is more authentic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?! How could guys with man buns"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- know what is authentic? - Okay,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so Abuela's clearly had sour cream in it,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is hilarious. You're suddenly an expert"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on authentic cuisine?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is this like your authentic veganism?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What's that supposed to mean? - It's very funny. It's cute,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- the vegan thing. - It's cute?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Thank you. - It's cute. It's like how..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you became Buddhist..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"like, yesterday."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, you're... being really mean."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You're making fun of me. I don't like it. - Hey, what's wrong?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, nothing is wrong. I just liked it better"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"when you were being a nice person."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm just teasing you. You can be a bit of a hypocrite."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, it's... you have to admit,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You moved to California to be by the beach?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Obviously, something happened in New York,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you had a bit of a nervous breakdown..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, as long as we're being super honest,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"let's talk about when you asked me out"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and your whole Settle for me vibe."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, it's weird and sad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, well, that's not quite how I remembered it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But the truth is, I-I don't want you to settle for me. I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We get each other."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let's just go back to having a good time, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, okay. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"totally overreacted, too, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, wow, we just, like, really worked through something there..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like we're normal."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Some may say healthy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Actually, I have to use the bathroom really quickly,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"so I'm gonna go to one of those..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"sexy Porta Potties."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Settle for him ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Why not just ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ He's a nice, smart guy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And he and I ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Do get along... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, kind of."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hey! - Just a minute."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's time to start being ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ A bit more realistic ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Than I've been... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can't monopolize the bathroom"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Maybe it's time to grow up ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Just settle for... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Come on! - All right, already!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you kidding me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, what should I do"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with the two condoms that you made me wear?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, trash can's in the bathroom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I finished a bunch."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're welcome."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's... that's okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Text? - Uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Take a hint, dude."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"LinkedIn it is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay...? - What the hell is going on?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh... Oh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"A dude just left your apartment!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"from our date and"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"slept with him? What is wrong with you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, see, that's-that's it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't understand. Like, I'm not..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not an adult."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like what we were doing back at the taco festival."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, being, like, all adulty."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's just not me, okay? Like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- This makes no sense. - I know,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I make no sense. I make no sense."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And you shouldn't waste time on me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Can't you see that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, all I can see..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What's up, neighbor?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come in."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How's it going? You feeling better?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're out of material for your paper?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I'm sorry. - No."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's cool. I know you're writing a paper on me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You told me that, remember?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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