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Clips from Shrek 2 (2004)

"Fine! Pretend there's nothing wrong!"
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"La, di, da, di, da! Isn't it all wonderful!"
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"I'd like to know how it could get any worse!"
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"- What happened? - Nothing, dear!"
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"I'll just stretch it out here for a while."
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"Oh, hello. Ha-ha-ha!"
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"You remember my son, Prince Charming?"
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"Is that you? My gosh! It's been years."
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"After I endured blistering winds, scorching desert..."
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"I climbed to the highest room in the tallest tower..."
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"Mommy can handle this."
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"And what does he find?"
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"Stop the car!"
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"Harold."
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"You force me to do something I really don't want to do."
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"Where are we?"
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"My diet is ruined! I hope you're happy. Er... okay."
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"Two Renaissance Wraps, no Mayo... chili rings..."
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"- Curly fries? - No, thank you."
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"- Sourdough soft taco, then? - No, really, I'm fine."
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"We made a deal, Harold, and I assume you don't want me to go back on my part."
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"Indeed not."
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"So, Fiona and Charming will be together."
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"Not only for your daughter..."
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"What am I supposed to do about it?"
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"Use your imagination."
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"Oh..."
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"Come on in, Your Majesty."
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"With a little drop of poison."
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"Excuse me."
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"Do I know you?"
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"Hey, buddy, let me clue you in."
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"he don't like to be disturbed."
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"Where could I find him?"
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"Sorry! I hope I'm not interrupting, but I'm told you're the one to talk to"
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"You are told correct."
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"But for this, I charge a great deal of money."
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"Everyone says I'm getting down too low."
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"Everyone says you've just gotta let it go."
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"You just gotta let it go."
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"Time to put the old horse down."
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"Everyone says you've just gotta let it go."
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"Dear Diary..."
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"Mom says that when I'm old enough,"
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"my Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower"
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"and bring me back to my family,"
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"and we'll all live happily ever after."
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"Mrs. Fiona Charming."
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"Mrs. Fiona Charming."
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"No, no. I was just reading a, uh... a scary book."
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"Do you suppose we could pretend it never happened and start over..."
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"Excellent idea! I was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt."
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"A little father-son time?"
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"Shall we say, 7:30 by the old oak?"
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"We can't be lost. We followed the King's instructions exactly."
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"Past the sinister trees with scary-looking branches."
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"- The bush shaped like Shirley Bassey! - We passed that three times already!"
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"You were the one who said not to stop for directions."
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"I know! I know."
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"- I'm sorry, all right? - Hey, don't worry about it."
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"Yeah, sure. Now let's go bond with Daddy."
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"Well, well, well, Donkey."
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"I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring?"
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"What? I ain't purring."
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"Look! A little cat."
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"- Look out, Shrek! He got a piece! - It's a cat, Donkey."
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"Come on, little kitty. Come here. Oh! Come here, little kitty."
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"- Hold on, Shrek! I'm coming! - Come on! Get it off! Get it off!"
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"No!"
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"- Look out, Shrek! Hold still! - Get it off!"
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"Shrek! Hold still!"
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"Puss... in Boots!"
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"I'll kill that cat!"
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"Ah-ha-ha!"
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"Take the sword and neuter him. Give him the Bob Barker treatment."
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"Oh, no! Por favor! Please!"
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"I was doing it only for my family."
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"My mother, she is sick. And my father lives off the garbage!"
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"The King offered me much in gold and I have a litter of brothers..."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Fiona's father paid you to do this?"
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"Don't feel bad. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you."
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"Gee, thanks."
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"That's what the King said."
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"Oh, uh... sorry. I thought that question was directed at me."
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"Well, it's not like I wouldn't change if I could."
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"I just... I just wish I could make her happy."
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"Hold the phone..."
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"Happiness."
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"A tear drop away."
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"Aw, man, where do I begin?"
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"First there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans."
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"Then this fool had a party and he have the guests trying to pin the tail on me."
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"What is a piñata, anyway?"
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"Don't go projecting on me."
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"What? Is it on? Is it on?"
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"Oh..."
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"Are you up for a little quest, Donkey?"
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"On my honour, I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life"
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"as you have spared me mine."
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"The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken."
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"Let's go, Shrek. Shrek?"
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"in his wee little boots."
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"- Let's keep him! - Say what?"
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"Listen. He's purring!"
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"- Oh, so now it's cute. - Come on, Donkey. Lighten up."
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"Lighten up? I should lighten up? Look who's telling who to lighten up!"
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"Shrek!"
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"They're both festive, aren't they?"
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"Try to at least pretend you're interested in your daughter's wedding ball."
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"Mom. Dad."
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"- Oh, hello, dear. - What's that, Cedric? Right! Coming."
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"Be sure and use small words, dear. He's a little slow this morning."
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"- Can I help you, Your Majesty? - Ah, yes! Um..."
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"Ah, yes. Very good, then. Carry on, Cedric."
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"- Dad? Dad, have you seen Shrek? - No, I haven't, dear."
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"I'm sure he just went off to look for a nice..."
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"mud hole to cool down in."
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"You know, after your little spat last night."
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"Oh. You heard that, huh?"
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