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Clips from Shrek 2 (2004)

"I mean, after all, it is in his nature to be..."
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"well, a bit of a brute."
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"I would think you'd be happy for me."
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"Darling, I'm just thinking about what's best for you."
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"Maybe you should do the same."
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"No, really?"
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"Shh..."
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"Then why don't we pop in there for a spell? Ha-ha! Spell!"
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"The Fairy Godmother. I'm sorry. She is not in."
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"Jerome! Coffee and a Monte Cristo. Now!"
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"Look, she's not seeing any clients today, Okay?"
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"That's Okay, buddy. We're from the union."
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"The union?"
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"Uh... a little. We don't even have dental."
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"They don't even have dental."
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"Oh. By the way."
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"I think it'd be better if the Fairy Godmother didn't know we were here."
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"A pinch of passion."
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"And just a hint of..."
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"lust!"
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"Sorry to barge in like this..."
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"Well, it seems that Fiona's not exactly happy."
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"Oh-ho-ho!"
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"Ah. P, P, P. Princess. Cinderella."
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"Here we are. Lived happily ever after. Oh..."
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"You see, ogres don't live happily ever after."
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"Don't you point... those dirty green sausages at me!"
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"Oh! Sorry."
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"Come on, guys."
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"You don't exactly smell like a basket of roses."
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"- Well, one of these has got to help. - I was just concocting this very plan!"
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"Already our minds are becoming one."
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"Whoa, whoa. If we need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call."
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"Puss, do you think you could get to those on top?"
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"No problema, boss. In one of my nine lives,"
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"Donkey, keep watch."
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"Keep watch? Yeah, I'll keep watch."
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"I'm sure a nice BM is the perfect solution for marital problems."
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"- Hex Lax? - No! Try handsome."
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"Hey! How about Happily Ever After?"
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"It says Beauty Divine."
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"In some cultures, donkeys are revered as the wisest of creatures."
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"Finally! A good use for your mouth."
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"I run the risk of losing you and that's worse."
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"In love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with."
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"With someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with."
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"I don't care whose fault it is. Just get this place cleaned up!"
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"And somebody bring me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate!"
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"- Mother! - Charming. Sweetheart."
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"Whoa, what happened here?"
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"- The ogre, that's what! - What? Where is he, Mom?"
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"I will smite him where he stands!"
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"We'll just have to come up with something smarter."
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"Pardon. Um..."
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"Everything is accounted for, Fairy Godmother, except for one potion."
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"What?"
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"Oh..."
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"I do believe we can make this work to our advantage."
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"Happily Ever After Potion. Maximum strength."
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"For you and your true love."
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"If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine."
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"Drop that jug o' voodoo and let's get out of here."
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"See, you're allergic to that stuff. You'll have a reaction."
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"And if you think that I'll be smearing Vapo Rub over your chest, think again!"
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"allow me to take the first sip."
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"Oh, no, no. I don't think so."
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"If there'll be any animal testing, I'll do it."
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"I don't feel any different. I look any different?"
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"- No more itchy butt crack? - I know!"
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"- But you love being an ogre! - I know!"
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"But I love Fiona more."
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"Shrek, no! Wait!"
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"Got to be... I think you grabbed the Farty Ever After potion."
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"Maybe it's a dud."
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"Or maybe Fiona and I were never meant to be."
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"Uh-oh. What did I tell you? I feel something coming on."
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"It's just the rain, Donkey."
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"Oh."
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"Don't worry. Things seem bad because it's dark and rainy"
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"It'll be better in the morning. You'll see..."
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"The sun'll come out..."
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"Tomorrow"
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"Bet your bottom..."
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"I'm coming, Elizabeth!"
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"Are you all right?"
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"- Hey, boss. Let's shave him. - D-Donkey?"
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"What is it, darling?"
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"And I'm going to set things right."
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"Ah! Excellent! That's my girl."
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"We love your kitty!"
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"Oh..."
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"Thick, wavy locks?"
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"Taut, round buttocks?"
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"I'm Jill. What's your name?"
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"- Um... Shrek. - Shrek? Wow. Are you from Europe?"
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"- You're tense. - I want to rub his shoulders."
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"- I got it covered. - I don't have anything to rub."
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"Get in line."
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"Get in line."
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"- Donkey? You're a... - A stallion, baby!"
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"I can whinny."
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"I can count."
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"That's some quality potion. What's in that stuff?"
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"Oh, don't take the potion, Mr. Boss, it's very bad."
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"Warning: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping."
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"Not intended for heart patients or those with..."
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"nervous disorders."
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"What?"
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"Señor? To make the effects of this potion permanent,"
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"- Pick me! I'll be your true love! - I'll be your true love."
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"I'll be true... enough."
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"Look, ladies, I already have a true love."
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"Oh..."
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"And take it from me, Boss."
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"And let's face it. You are a lot easier on the eyes."
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"- Easy. - Cantankerous, foul,"
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"Yeah."
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"Look out, Princess. Here comes the new me."
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"First things first."
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"We need to get you out of those clothes."
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