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Clips from Shrek 2 (2004)

"will bestow his royal blessing... upon you and your..."
Shrek 2 (2004)
"uh...Prince Charming."
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"Love, the King and Queen of Far, Far Away."
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"- Prince Charming? - Royal ball? Can I come?"
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"- We're not going. - What?"
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"And don't worry. They'll love you, too."
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"Somehow I don't think I'll be welcome at the country club."
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"Stop it. They're not like that."
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"Oh, come on! You could at least give them a chance."
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"To do what? Sharpen their pitchforks?"
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"Oh, great. Now I need their blessing?"
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"Who says I want to be part of this family?"
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"You did! When you married me!"
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"So that's it. You won't come?"
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"Trust me. It's a bad idea. We are not going!"
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"And that's final!"
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"Don't worry! We'll take care of everything."
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"Hey, wait for me. Oof!"
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"Hit it! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Head 'em up, move 'em on! Head 'em up!"
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"Rawhide! Move 'em on! Head 'em up!"
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"Ride 'em up! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Rawhide!"
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"Knock 'em out! Pound 'em dead! Make 'em tea!"
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"Rawhide! Yee-haw!"
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"- Are we there yet? - Yes."
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"- Really? - No!"
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"- Are we there yet? - No!"
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"- Are we there yet? - We are not!"
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"That's not funny. That's really immature."
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"- I'm gonna just stop talking. - Finally!"
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"The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey."
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"That's where we're going. Far, far..."
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"Well, find a way to entertain yourself."
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"For five minutes..."
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"Could you not be yourself..."
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"... for five minutes!"
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"- Yes! - Oh, finally!"
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"Halt!"
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"Hey, ladies! Nice day for a parade, huh? You working that hat."
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"of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband."
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"Uh... why don't you guys go ahead? I'll park the car."
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"So..."
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"you still think this was a good idea?"
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"Of course! Look. Mom and Dad look happy to see us."
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"Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?"
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"Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look..."
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"Now let's go before they light the torches."
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"- They're my parents. - Hello? They locked you in a tower."
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"That was for my own..."
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"I'd like you to meet my husband..."
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"Excuse me."
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"What do you mean, not on the list? Don't tell me you don't know who I am."
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"What's happening, everybody? Thanks for waiting."
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"I had the hardest time finding this place."
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"No! No! Bad donkey! Bad! Down!"
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"No, Dad! It's all right. It's all right. He's with us."
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"- He helped rescue me from the dragon. - That's me: The noble steed."
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"Oh, sorry! Great soup, Mrs. Q."
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"So, Fiona, tell us about where you live."
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"Well..."
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"- Don't you, honey? - Oh, yes!"
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"It's in an enchanted forest"
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"What?"
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"I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children."
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"It's a bit early to be thinking about that, isn't it?"
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"- For his type, yes. - My type?"
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"I got to go to the bathroom."
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"- Dinner is served! - Never mind. I can hold it."
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"Bon appetit!"
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"Oh, Mexican food! My favourite."
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"Let's not sit here with our tummies rumbling."
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"I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be..."
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"Dad!"
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"Aye, day care or dragon-guarded castle."
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"- Harold! - Shrek!"
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"So, here comes my sweet remedy."
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"Oh, my dear. Oh, look at you."
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"You're all grown up."
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"- Who are you? - Oh, sweet pea!"
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"I'm your fairy godmother."
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"With just a..."
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"Wave of my magic wand Your troubles will soon be gone."
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"Confide in your very own furniture friends."
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"- I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great. - The kind of girl a prince would date!"
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"They'll write your name on the bathroom wall..."
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"And oh, what the hey! Have a bichon frisé!"
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"Nip and tuck, here and there to land that prince with the perfect hair."
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"Lucky day, hunk buffet You and your prince take a roll in the hay."
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"Don't be drab, you'll be fab Your prince will have rock-hard abs."
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"Nip and tuck, here and there To land that prince with the perfect hair."
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"Look..."
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"Thank you very much, Fairy Godmother,"
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"Fiona? Fiona?"
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"Oh! You got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo."
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"Shrek is the one who rescued me."
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"- But that can't be right. - Oh, great, more relatives!"
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"She's just trying to help."
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"When did you decide this?"
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"- Shortly after arriving. - Look, I'm sorry..."
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"No, that's all right. I need to go, anyway."
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"But remember, dear. If you should ever need me..."
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"happiness..."
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"Happy, happy, happy..."
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"- Very nice, Shrek. - What?"
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"I told you coming here was a bad idea."
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"even if I did want it."
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"Sure. Do you want me to pack for you?"
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"You're unbelievable! You're behaving like a..."
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"- Go on! Say it! - Like an ogre!"
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"Here's a news flash for you!"
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"Whether your parents like it or not... I am an ogre!"
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"That's real smooth, Shrek. I'm an ogre!"
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"You should. You started it."
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"I think, Harold, you're taking this a little too personally."
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"This is Fiona's choice."
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"But she was supposed to choose the prince we picked for her."
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"I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to this... thing?"
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"Fiona does. And she'll never forgive you if you don't."
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"Don't you remember when we were young?"
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"It's not the same!"
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"Oh, stop being such a drama king."
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