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Clips from Community - Spanish 101 (S01E01)

"- Have you seen it? - We did it, girl... Page three."
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"Mostly about Pierce, but listen to last paragraph."
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""The incident occurred during a protest regarding events in Guatemala.""
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"- Awareness! - It's not the school paper."
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"It's a real paper, there's a marmaduke in there."
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"It's more than I ever accomplished."
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"Need to bust out brownie mix."
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"It's secretary's day, and it says I'm sorry about crashing your protest"
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"with that drunken, self-immolating baby boomer."
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"We don't blame you. He has always been on my watch list."
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"That dude is crazy... He told me girls have two pee holes."
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"I've seen the face of dementia, and last night I saw it again."
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"You know what he did that's really crazy?"
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"I think he spent his whole life looking out for himself"
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"Time for our presentations."
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"but Pierce explained the situation."
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"Apparently there was a falling out, things were said, people were betrayed."
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"the only humane thing to do would be to give you a C"
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"I understand if you don't want to be my friend,"
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"but this thing we've created..."
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"It is bigger than the both of us,"
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"Why are there costumes involved? These are short conversations,"
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"You ready, amigo?"
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"What?"
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"which I guess makes being a part of it a pretty selfless act,"
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"How do you know I didn't do it just to get another shot at you?"
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"Cause a smart guy like you would know"
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"no woman would be able to look at you as a sexually viable candidate"
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"She looked back."
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"You did an all right job up there, my friend."
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"that forces people to think about how cool you think you are."
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"head is ice cream, beer is good"
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"Good day, I like cold potatoes,"
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"Sorry."
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"Believe me, every day in that country, people are being killed for speaking out."
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"You have any Spanish notes that might fit in there?"
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"Double-spaced. Thank you."
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"One-liner."
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"You know what today is?"
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"She said I was cute."
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"You're like Jodie Foster or Susan Sarandon."
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"They say it just like that."
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""Why do you teach"
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"Why not martial arts?"
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"to instruct you in something"
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""El tigre chino"!"
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"See you Friday. Find your partners. Have a great day."
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"I know Abed's been eyeing that shirt for three weeks."
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"To the irony of that sentence."
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"I guess that it's..."
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"You just have to know her name. What is she, a water filter?"
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"If you like that brownie, you're gonna hate what's going on in Guatemala, I'll tell you that."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I think I was a little too harsh on you."
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"Good."
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"- You have horrible breath right now. - You constantly blow me off,"
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"Was this your idea? What the hell? Fire."
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"Morning."
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"Where is the library?"
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"- Good entrance. - That was for you."
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"We gonna take this, and we gonna put it in a museum for crazy people."
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"We've got a bond going, kind of. Sorta like brothers."
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"- That's horrible. - Can we have a protest?"
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"- What is a story? - My God in heaven."
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"Awesome!"
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"- What with you? - This ain't how you do this."
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"Nice sign."
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"Cosmology should be cosmetology,"
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"People were jazzed to see me too."
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"Don't use that word around Abed."
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"congratulations. You have won a cruise."
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"You should discover that stuff on your own."
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"- I just got here. - Cause you usually spend 20 minutes"
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"You could start with this journalist Chacata-Panecos."
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"What?"
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"- There's a card for that? - Not specifically,"
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"tape over your mouth."
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"What can I do?"
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"F-minus."
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"No, I know."
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"Disco, doll, the library"
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"All right."
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"Lard, mustache, huge, little"
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"That was one of the worst things I have ever seen,"
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"- Spoilers. - It's gonna be as if it would never even happened."
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"There's something that the group would like to tell you talk to you about."
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"Truth is my life is emptier than this three-ring binder."
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"Ya bit."
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"- 50 bucks. - I don't want your money. Your shirt."
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"It's a hard, dry, large business."
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"I didn't mean that."
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"Gets the ladies in the mood for social change."
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"Then we're gonna take this,"
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"and your gelled hair,"
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"He's jumped in the fountain."
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"so I'm impressed."
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"I thought of that."
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"- Word 'em up. - Word 'em everywhere."
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"I'm not ready to die."
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