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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Well, for one thing, it's eerily similar to the plot of White Lightning..."
Archer (2009)
"...and this is Ray's brother. What's more important than family?"
Archer (2009)
"Mm, getting hammered on moonshine and trying to bang skanky trailer chicks?"
Archer (2009)
"Um, trying? Oh, that reminds me."
Archer (2009)
"Um, they all think I'm married to, like, a woman, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, all right, I'll be your beard."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, come on. You're gigantic."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Now, what's all this nonsense about a break-in last night?"
Archer (2009)
"I swear to God, if Krieger was doing more of his--"
Archer (2009)
"What's his new, awful thing?"
Archer (2009)
"Ultimate Bum Shockfights, and no, it looks like it was an actual break-in."
Archer (2009)
"Did they get into the mainframe? I don't know, but--"
Archer (2009)
"We need Sterling. Where is he?"
Archer (2009)
"He's tracking down..."
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"...um, leads. From the clues."
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"That there were some of."
Archer (2009)
"What kind of clues? The kind I'm gonna show you..."
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"...if you're not too busy shutting up to come on."
Archer (2009)
"Put Sterling through the minute he calls in!"
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"ARCHER: Which I guess will be never."
Archer (2009)
"So are there just no towers here?"
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"Or have we literally gone back in time?"
Archer (2009)
"Why am I in a, whatever, dune buggy?"
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"Remember? We picked you up last night, said we were going on a trip?"
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"No, and to where? Six Flags Over The Shittier Parts of Chernobyl?"
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"Actually, it'll be better if she thinks-- We're married!"
Archer (2009)
"Supen Ray, look out!"
Archer (2009)
"Two questions: Is that the sheriff and have you recently gone insane?"
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"Now, I know that ain't who I think it is."
Archer (2009)
"No shit! Ray Gillet! ARCHER: Gillet?"
Archer (2009)
"How in the hell are you? Pretty good, E.Z. How you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Can't complain. Ain't nobody'd listen if I did."
Archer (2009)
"What brings you back up the holler?"
Archer (2009)
"Mm, she is that."
Archer (2009)
"...to help your brother out with his..."
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"...business concerns. No, just back for a visit."
Archer (2009)
"Well, make sure it's a short one."
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"Man. Is it me or is he super menacing?"
Archer (2009)
"Or super hot? Hey! Remember? We're married?"
Archer (2009)
"Not until it's consummated."
Archer (2009)
"I'll drive if you wanna hop back there and, um, enter her."
Archer (2009)
"Farmer. He and Archer are in West Virginia doing..."
Archer (2009)
"What are they doing? Fighting a war on the war on drugs?"
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"I did! Wait, I did. I usually put my feet up on the grab bars."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. Anyway, this is all obviously unauthorized..."
Archer (2009)
"...but I promised Ray we'd cover for him, so--"
Archer (2009)
"Why is it that every time I need to use the restroom..."
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"...you people are in here skulking around looking guilty?"
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"Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"I'll tell you why they look guilty."
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"...that the break-in was a lot worse than we thought."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, well, it's really hard to say."
Archer (2009)
"But rest assured we are on it, and Archer is on it, and..."
Archer (2009)
"We're on it. Well, I want an update in one hour!"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Jesus!"
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"MAN: That's far enough, you sons of bitches!"
Archer (2009)
"Randy, it's me! Ray! Your brother!"
Archer (2009)
"Don't you move. Don't move a inch."
Archer (2009)
"What do you mean "don't move"? I came to help you, asshole!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, you ain't gonna be much help with your legs blown off."
Archer (2009)
"There's mines all in the yard."
Archer (2009)
"Ray, to be honest, I'm kind of having second thoughts about this whole thing."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, get in line. Randy Gillet, where are your manners?"
Archer (2009)
"Get these folks a map of that damn minefield so they can come inside."
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"I got some nice hot pie for them."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, now I'm having third thoughts. Oh, please don't."
Archer (2009)
"It would be rude not to eat her pie."
Archer (2009)
"Which I assume is not only hot but also moist."
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"Although hopefully not flaky."
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"GILLETTE: Well... But listen to me, just yapping."
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"Tell me about this pretty new wife of yours."
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"Because I'm kind of surprised to see you married."
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"Ha, ha, ha. Homeboy knows what I'm talking about."
Archer (2009)
"That's what you went with? Bet you're up to your eyeballs in poontang!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah, just so many..."
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"...vaginae. Oh, no offense, darling."
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"Ahem. None taken."
Archer (2009)
"No! Yes!"
Archer (2009)
"Thank you, Janelle, I would love more of your moist and hot pie."
Archer (2009)
"Well, then open wide. RANDY: Okay!"
Archer (2009)
"Folks, we can't sit around eating her pie all day."
Archer (2009)
"We got a situation here."
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"Krieger's running the logs to see if any files were accessed last night."
Archer (2009)
"Who the hell could have done this?"
Archer (2009)
"Who knows? ODIN, the KGB... Actually--"
Archer (2009)
"But this will take hours, so we'll just bring you a report when it's done."
Archer (2009)
"Actually-- Krieger. More type, less gripe."
Archer (2009)
"And has anyone heard from Sterling? No-- Yes! He's out..."
Archer (2009)
"...on the case. Well I want some answers, and soon."
Archer (2009)
"And since there's nothing in these logs, I, too, would like some answers."
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"So here's the thing..."
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"If I can just get what I got to my distributor, I can retire."
Archer (2009)
"Maybe move up to New York City with you. I-- What, where, do what?"
Archer (2009)
"Heh, I'm kidding. Last thing you want's your redneck brother hanging around."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, there are a lot of them."
Archer (2009)
"Don't see how you stand it."
Archer (2009)
"Anyhow..."
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"Dude. Awesome."
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"GILLETTE: Sweet, gracious God. RANDY: This here's what E.Z. wants."
Archer (2009)
"How did you afford all this? Farm subsidy."
Archer (2009)
"He told the government he's growing corn for "high-flooktose" syrup."
Archer (2009)
"But damned if I'm gonna contribute to the obesity epidemic."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, a man's gotta have a code. Right?"
Archer (2009)
"I put my heart and soul into this..."
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"Like a different, better dog."
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"So is it just E.Z. coming, or--? No."
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"The whole sheriff's department. I'd say 2O men..."
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"Ray, I'm having fourth thoughts."
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"Well, I got a few tricks up my sleeve."
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"I'd be delighted. Whoa, no, wait a second--"
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"Fifth thoughts! Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"Don't worry, she won't bite."
Archer (2009)
"But speaking of, it's about suppertime."
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"You still partial to fried chicken?"
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"I'll cook it! If someone shaves it or whatever."
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"What--? What in the--? Janelle? Janelle!"
Archer (2009)
"Randy, wait! Dukes!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, like Kenny Rogers' Roosters. Roasters! Randy, wait!"
Archer (2009)
"And just what the hell is this?"
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