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Clips from King of the Hill - King of the Ant Hill (S01E01)

"I'd put that mask back on if I were you."
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"with techroline."
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"DJs: And don't forget it is Quatro de Mayo!"
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"[Hank whimpering]"
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"[Moaning]"
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"It's not fair. She was so young and green."
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"It'll be okay, Hank."
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"You will grow a new lawn by next year's Cinco de Mayo."
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"I can't go through this again."
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"- From now on, wood chips and gravel. - Now, you do not mean that."
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"DALE: I only used as much poison as necessary..."
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"Poor Hank."
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"- Serves him right. - Damn straight..."
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"You do something bad, it come back and bite you in the ass!"
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"Big, white, stubborn ass!"
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"HANK: Guys, I can hear you."
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"to shoot off at the block party."
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"But Uncle Hank said nothing bigger than a.22."
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"How very odd. Now what the heck was that?"
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"[Mud gurgling]"
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"I just hope Hank doesn't blame Dale for what happened."
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"No, Nancy, he knows Dale was only doing his job."
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"I think there's more in the basement."
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"Oh, no, I'll go get it."
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"[Suspenseful instrumental music]"
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"Dale?"
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"- Oh, my goodness! - Hey, Peggy."
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"I'm denying that. That's my position."
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"If all you're going on is my confession, forget it."
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"I'm simply not credible."
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"Well, then, what on God's green earth are you doing with all these fire ants?"
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"DALE: They're silk worms."
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"[Sniffing]"
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"No, I cannot allow you to leave the safety of the bowl."
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"[Sniffing]"
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"Forgive me, my queen, I spoke out of turn."
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"Yes, Your Majesty, I will tell my people about you."
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"Oh, man."
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"Come back here. I'm gonna kick your ass!"
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"DALE: No!"
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"DALE: You shouldn't have fired me! You know what I'm like!"
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"I had no choice!"
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"HANK: Not now, Bobby! I'm in the middle of something!"
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"BOBBY: This really can't wait."
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"Bobby, what are you doing?"
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"Take them off!"
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"What if they don't?"
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"They will."
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"Come and get it, boys."
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"Ouch."
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"HANK: Dale?"
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"BOBBY: Mr. Gribble? HANK: Dale, no!"
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"Oh, God. You sacrificed your life..."
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"to save my son."
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"[Crying]"
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"While I was blacked out, was anything inserted into me?"
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"ANNOUNCER: It's on the green."
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"So green and soothing."
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"[Hollering]"
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"Come join the block party!"
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"How about at least one margarita before Bill finishes them all?"
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"[Doorbell rings]"
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"Oh, Hank? Hank, come quick."
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"But I guess she's never coming back."
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"DALE: Organically grown, no chemicals."
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"I killed all the bugs with my fingers."
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"I like y'all a whole lot."
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"If any of you weren't here, I'd miss you some."
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"I especially want to thank Dale Gribble."
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"Without his paranoid and, well, hateful nature..."
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"You're my best friend, Dale."
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"I thought I was your best friend, Hank."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"[Hank whistling]"
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"He's the devil."
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"I'm the block captain."
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"She's like a pretty girl with short hair."
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"I thought it over, and I think I'll take a rain check."
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"Look at her!"
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"That's not true."
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"Don't do this to me in front of everybody."
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"Look, some people hoist a flag to show they love our country."
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""and propane accessories.""
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"KAHN: Hank Hill, somebody steal my TV Guide out of mailbox!"
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"Yep, just walking around on my lush..."
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"I don't know, Peggy. It seems to me..."
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"to scare off these red devil bastards."
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"BILL: Peggy wants me to barbecue 20 pounds of Mexican sausage."
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"It seems the Druids used it as some kind of sophisticated celestial..."
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"Now what can I do for you?"
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"Yeah, yeah, it does."
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"Dale, you went too far this time!"
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"Listen to him, Bobby. If you move, they're all gonna sting at once."
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"I guess that makes us even for you ruining my lawn."
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"HANK: Beautiful."
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"It's not "margarrrita," okay?"
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"Here, Hank."
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"[Boomhauer cheering]"
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"This is a very friendly gesture."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Dale, I didn't come here to..."
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"Uh-huh."
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"offering a genuine apology for choosing my lawn over our friendship."
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"BOBBY: Feed, my queen. Feed."
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"[Tape rewinding]"
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"You should've come to me sooner."
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"Richest man in the world. Just like the dang old Jimmy... Yo."
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"- You're alive? - Answer the question."
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"Sure, it's a lawn. It's meant to be enjoyed."
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"My lawn is my flag."
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"Damn, I've poured my whole life into this lawn."
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"If I can give some business to my friend and keep my lawn bug-free..."
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"I see what's going on here."
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"DALE: Hey, Hank, congrats on the lawn, friend."
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""Burn is burn." I got to remember that."
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"...calendar."
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"PEGGY: I'm telling you, it's Dale, with those fire ants. Get right in his..."
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"No."
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"And may I be so bold as to ask you to tell your subjects about..."
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"I got half a tank of propane left. You think that's enough?"
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