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Clips from King of the Hill - Arrow Head (S02E02)

"Five-horsepower Briggs and Stratton engine..."
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"and, if I'm not mistaken, this model comes with a hat."
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"Thanks to the support of viewers like me."
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"Well, I can't wait any longer. Bobby is just going to have to watch the tape."
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""Made in America" cannot just be a marketing gimmick like "dolphin-safe.""
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"You call them "Native Americans.""
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"It's like saying "same-sex partner" instead of..."
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"John Redcorn, it's for you."
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"I found this Indian..."
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"In a pinch, though, you could jam it into someone's brain stem, right?"
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"Hank, think about what you are doing."
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"It is wrong to take what belongs to another person and..."
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"Why wouldn't they legalize this stuff?"
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"Well, because, you know, it's basically..."
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"Excuse me, Professor, I'm Hank Hill."
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"Well, I got this arrowhead."
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"The arrowhead, that's worth nothing. That's garbage."
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"I don't want to argue this. I'll just take the $10."
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"You had no right to sell those artifacts."
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"What are you so upset about? I got $10 for some junk..."
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"I hope you're happy."
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"Archaeology can use all the friends it can get, with all the red tape we put up with."
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"Those pieces your husband found weren't worth much, but who knows?"
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"I thank you. Archaeology thanks you."
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"You sold that arrowhead without asking me."
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"Uh, Peggy?"
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"Hank, I thought you told Dale not to mow at this hour."
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"Damned legalese."
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"I never thought I'd see the day when my own government..."
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"would go around stealing people's land."
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"I said, off! Don't make me call the cops!"
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"What I'm about to say goes against everything I believe."
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"You're all being sued, too. You're the witness to that."
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"Here. I want all your names."
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"In fact, he's a genius."
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"I'll never forget when the King Tut exhibit came to my hometown."
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""I can do better.""
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"School? They don't even have a football team."
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"You cannot just blow my mind and leave."
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"- Like on PBS. - Bobby!"
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"A Wahashaw bracelet is not jewelry. It's a badge of honor."
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"Before we discuss this ancient Indian burial ground..."
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"Secondly, if a bony hand reaches out from the soil..."
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"Who can tell me what Indian tribes are native to Arlen?"
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"Where have you been?"
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"Thirty percent chance of rain."
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"It hasn't been all bad, Hank."
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"We all would benefit from spending more time with him."
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"That's not what I'm thinking at all. I'm thinking about..."
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"- What you got, possums? - No."
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"Archaeology is a game of patience."
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"I'm not quite sure Professor Lerner would agree with you."
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"This is most likely a Tonkawa warrior necklace..."
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"made from..."
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"the finger bones of his enemy."
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"So I just put two and two together, and I added a thumb."
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"Scott?"
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"- And strung together with kite string. - Bingo!"
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"I am such an idiot."
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"Whatever it takes to make you feel good about yourself."
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"I'm starting to enjoy this, really! I want you to push me in the hole!"
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"sixteen heat resistant tines, 13-inch super-lug tires..."
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"Bobby should see this, too."
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"Hey, Bobby!"
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"Now, Bobby, there is a lot you can learn from PBS."
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"Later, Hank! This is educational TV time!"
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"What we're about to see is British comedy."
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"You may not understand all of it at first..."
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"because it's more sophisticated than what we're used to."
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"- That man is wearing a dress. - Exactly."
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"Look at that."
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"What the..."
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"Oh, posh! I have a run in my stocking."
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"Yes, friends."
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"It's gotta stand for something."
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"What's wrong, Dad?"
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"This dang rock busted up my rototiller."
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"This is an arrowhead, an Indian arrowhead."
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"I led a field trip once to the Museum of Texas Cultures."
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"A little girl swallowed one just like this by mistake."
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"She thought it was a rock, too."
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"We learned in school, you don't call them "Indians" anymore."
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"Bobby!"
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"Cool, Dad. What is that?"
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"What's it for?"
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"I don't know much about Indians, but I do know tools."
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"If I had to guess, I'd say you jam one of these..."
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"in the back of a white man's skull..."
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"twist the handle like so, and then your blood runs out through the hole here."
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"Yep. That's what it's for."
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"I thought the tribes that used to live around here were peaceful."
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"I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. I'd hate to use a tool improperly."
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"Hi, Nancy."
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"Uh, yeah, uh..."
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"I'm not looking for Dale."
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"I'm looking for John Redcorn."
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"Nancy has a therapeutic massage today..."
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"for her migraines."
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"Native Indian thing in my yard..."
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"It's a tool used for straightening the shaft of an arrow."
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"Well, sure, I guess."
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"A treasure such as this is priceless to my people."
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"That'd get me a new rototiller blade."
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"John Redcorn."
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"- Hey, sign a petition to legalize hemp? - What's hemp?"
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""It's a cheap and durable source of fibers..."
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""that can be used for making clothing, rope, and paper.""
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"The volcano erupted so suddenly..."
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"the village and everyone in it were instantly encased in lava..."
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"creating a snapshot, if you will, of daily life at that exact moment."
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"When we archaeologists go and develop that snapshot..."
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"See you tomorrow."
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"That's right, they're breasts! Big deal!"
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"I left a message on your voice mail. I don't know if you got it."
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"It said to press pound..."
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"The artifact guy, yeah. You don't have to hit pound."
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"What've you got for me?"
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"This here is a shaft-straightener."
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"So, what do you think they're worth?"
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"How about the other one?"
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