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Clips from The Simpsons - Ice Cream of Margie: With the Light Blue Hair (S18E18)

"I've always done it."
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"Ow! Unnecessary roughness!"
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"Penalty, penalty, penalty!"
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"On your feet, you sniggering oran-gu-tan."
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"Come and lick me, big boy."
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"You're not ice cream!"
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"Ice cream man, wait!"
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"As for the rest of you, you're supposed to be a chair-hockey team!"
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"What does my best customer want today?"
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"One butter-crusted choco-rocket, please."
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"♪ Get your freak on, get your freak on ♪"
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"♪ Get your freak on"
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"♪ Get your freak on, get your freak on. ♪"
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"Butter-brickle!"
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"Welcome back."
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"who didn't waste their lives being mommies."
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"Eh, what the hell."
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"May contain trace elements of Mexican cheese."
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"What's the matter, son?"
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"something that says "Marge was here" after I'm gone."
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"Ah, the story of my life."
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"They get the Popsicles, I get the sticks."
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"I made it myself."
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"Ma'am, I'd like to feature you on my award-submitted segment,"
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"Kent Brockman's "Kent-resting People"."
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"Why did cavemen paint on walls?"
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"Oh, I'm so glad you like it, Moe."
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"That's right, tell me all your little wooden dreams."
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"Aw, you're shivering, are you cold?"
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"Where you goin', Marge?"
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"My own art show? I'm so happy."
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"Do you mind?"
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"I'm excited you're excited."
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"I need you here for emotional support."
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"Plus you make a small crowd look huge."
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"Oh, right, ice cream."
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"Mom would."
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"Hey, give me one of everything!"
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"Marge's show!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Good job, very thorough."
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"You don't care about anyone else's happiness but your own."
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"Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!"
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"I wrote you a check for $300 to pay for all the sculptures I broke."
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"Okay?"
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"It was giving you those sticks, and watching you smile"
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"- She's been gone for a while. - Grampa's been watching us."
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"Marge, where are you?!"
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"Kelly!"
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"And even that has been ruined by CGI additions."
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"Marge, don't do it! Give divorce a chance!"
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"Homer, I want to show the world how I feel about you."
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"- Ready, bullies? - Ready."
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"It's you... my sweet, perfectly imperfect you."
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"Okay, boys, on my command, fire."
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"is the life I've sculpted with you."
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"Now I know that my lega-she is really a lega-we."
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"Not that one!"
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"- What do you want from us?! - Nothing."
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"Bart, what are you doing?"
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"I only eat the clown heads."
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"That's so wasteful."
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"Just like I only eat the eyes off a lobster."
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"Oh, you should be ashamed!"
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"Your father works very hard to put lobsters on our table."
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"I'm the king of goofing off!"
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"So what?"
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"That's legal in Rolo-Polo."
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"I thought we were playing Cincinnati Time Waste."
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"Oh, in that case..."
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"What did I do?"
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"When you pass the coffee machine,"
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"you're supposed to yell "hot pot" and eat a sugar cube."
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"Penalty, penalty, penalty..."
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"My fat friend, you are hanging by a very thin thread."
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"If you want to keep your job, then you better start..."
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"You're thinking about that ice cream truck, aren't you?"
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"Well, you can just forget about..."
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"I said lick me!"
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"Ew!"
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"Faker."
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"All I see is five ***."
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"Now sit down and give me fifty twirls."
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"That's more like it."
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"Ice cream man!"
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"Ice cream man!"
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"Homer, there you are."
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"I wish I had more customers like you."
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"Oh, I'm barely scraping by."
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"Yeah, this economy is tough on everyone."
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"Sure. That's $1.50,"
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"$1.75, $2.00..."
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"$99.50,"
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"$99..."
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"You must be Homer."
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"Huh? Max told you about me?"
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"Oh, yes."
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"Max loved to talk about his work."
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"How he bored me."
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"And now I'm left with nothing but my lover and this worthless truck."
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"Wait a minute."
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"You don't want the truck, I need a job,"
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"you need money, I'm flush with severance pay..."
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"You'll buy Max's truck?"
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"Why, doesn't he need it?"
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"Oh, right."
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"Remember that crappy ice cream truck I bought?"
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"How can we forget?"
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"Mom says now we can't afford to go to the orthodontist."
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"Well, sink your crooked, rotting teeth into this!"
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"♪ Get your freak on"
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"Boy!"
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"Otto, you totally pimped Dad's ride!"
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"He was following my design."
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"Today, we're celebrating women"
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"Professor Stein, tell us about your book, "Life Beyond Wife"."
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"Well, Opal, it's about women who want to breast-feed their own dreams"
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"and change the poopy diapers of fulfillment."
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"Does this book have any examples?"
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"Yes, eight!"
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