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Clips from The Simpsons - Ice Cream of Margie: With the Light Blue Hair (S18E18)

"Take Gail Tucker."
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"She wrote hip-hop lyrics"
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"to the beat of her washing machine with an off-center load."
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"Last year, she won all the Grammys."
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"Or how about Becky Tyson, who invented the pink VCR."
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"You go, girl!"
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"All those women are so impressive."
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"I've been doing the same thing for the last ten years."
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"My lega-she."
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"Oh."
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"Boy, it's hot."
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"I feel like Icarus, flying too close to Apollo's golden orb."
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"Punch away, Nelson."
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"It's too hot."
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"I'll get you later."
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"I'll pencil you in for next week."
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"You kids like ice cream?"
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"Product contains neither ice nor cream."
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"Do not consume."
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"I'm a unitard."
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"Don't you have enough money for ice cream?"
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"I do, but I'm lactose-intolerant."
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"Son, I will not stand for intolerance."
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"you would give any lactose-free food."
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"But my doctor says..."
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"I said, God bless America."
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"Call the number on my bracelet."
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"Who'th your boyfriend?"
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"Uh... Dr. Osterberg?"
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"Whoa, Marge, for the first time in my life,"
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"I'm excited about going to work."
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"I'm glad someone in this house feels their life has meaning."
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"You're glad?"
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"You don't look glad."
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"Are you sure you know what "glad" means?"
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"I just wish I could do something to be remembered by,"
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"Oh, honey, what about the time..."
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"Everybody loved that."
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"Love you."
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"Look, Maggie, I made another you."
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"Out of sticky orange wood."
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"Marge, I was..."
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"Folk art!"
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"That's my favorite kind of folk medium."
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"Marge, you're a genius."
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"You should make sculptures of other people."
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"Like Lenny, or Carl"
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"or the new James Bond."
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"Will America accept a British James Bond?"
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"I can't wait to find out."
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"This is Kent Brockman."
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"A high-speed pursuit is taking place on the streets of Springfield."
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"We responded immediately after seeing it on Channels 2,"
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"four, five, seven and 63."
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"The driver is getting out of his car"
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"he's running to a helipad,"
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"he's taking off in a copter."
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"Why, here he is next to us."
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"Kent, there seems to be a traffic tie-up"
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"at the 101-405 interchange."
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"I recommend taking surface streets."
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"Jailbird away."
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"Well, there you have it, people..."
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"Sweet Morley Safer!"
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"Do I see a telegenic housewife making art out of Popsicle sticks?"
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"Set this baby down. I smell soft news."
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"Really? You think people would be Kent-rested in me?"
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"I do."
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"I'm here with local sculptress Marge Simpson who works in,"
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"of all media, Popsicle stick."
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"Our viewers want to know two things: why, and how come?"
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"Why do you scratch your name on Tupperware?"
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"So when you die, something's left behind"
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"that says, "I was here, I mattered."
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"That's my Tupperware.""
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"Human feelings, expressed by a human."
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"Let's take a sneaky-peeky."
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"My God, it's beauty-ful."
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"I finally see the goodness in myself."
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"Come here, you."
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"You're not alone anymore. No you ain't."
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"Honey, I brought you more sticks."
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"This is the most fun I've ever had giving you wood."
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"Homie, this sculpting has made me feel so fulfilled."
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"I'm as hopeful and full of life as I was in the years before I met you."
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"It's good to see you smile again."
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"I was lonely being happy all by myself."
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"Well, no one's gonna be lonely tonight."
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"Hey, we got the whole night, baby, let's slow things down."
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"Marge, you are one fantastic artist,"
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"and no one knows art like a Texan with too much money."
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"- You're from Texas? - That's right."
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"And I want to finance a fancy-shmancy art show,"
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"starring your wooden wonders."
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"Hey lady, you gotta pay to use my likeness."
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"It's a registered trademark."
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"Hey, I do more than TV."
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"I had a one-man show on Broadway."
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"Long story short, I won a Drama Desk Award."
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"Well, I'm off to pedal my frosty wares."
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"You can't go to work."
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"Sweetie, I can't abandon my route even for one day."
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"If those kids discover the link between eating right"
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"and feeling good, I am screwed."
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"But I'll be back in time for your show."
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"The show starts at 3:00."
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"- You promise you'll be here? - I would never let you down."
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"Our marriage is like soft-serve ice cream."
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"And trust is the hard chocolate shell that keeps it"
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"from melting on to our carpet."
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"What the hell do you kids want?!"
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"Oh, my God. It's the opportunity of a lifetime."
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"I'm not going to fall for such a cheap stunt."
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"Sorry, I'm all out of ice cream."
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"Already? It's only 38 seconds to 3:00."
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"Must jettison excess weight."
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"D'oh!"
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"I only got nine seconds till Marge's show."
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"Eight... seven..."
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"Homer, where are you?"
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