Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Friends - The One with the Blind Dates (S09E09)

"Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?"
Friends
"But she fell back to sleep, so...."
Friends
"She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night."
Friends
"l just want you to know that with Rachel staying here..."
Friends
"Names?"
Friends
"-l was about to eat. Want something? -What you got?"
Friends
"So how is it living with Rachel again?"
Friends
"l mean, apart from the great food?"
Friends
"lt's just weird what's happening with her and Ross."
Friends
"Yes. And they should name one of their kids Joey."
Friends
"So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna set them up with people?"
Friends
"Hi. You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?"
Friends
"Now if you'll excuse me, l have to get back to reading the obituaries."
Friends
"What? Slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, l'm all set."
Friends
"You want a job? Turn off Oprah and send out a résumé."
Friends
"A couple things. Now that she eats solid food, she poops around the clock."
Friends
"lt's a guy l used to massage. By ''massage'' ..."
Friends
"Okay. She's this really boring woman. She's a teacher."
Friends
"She even reads for pleasure!"
Friends
"What if we don't find him somebody else? We'll just tell her the date's off..."
Friends
"...but we don't tell Ross. He'll go to the restaurant and get stood up."
Friends
"So don't touch yourself for the next 48 hours."
Friends
"l'll try to stop."
Friends
"No, it's not."
Friends
"Yes, it's also 2003."
Friends
"l may be done ovulating!"
Friends
"Tough crib."
Friends
"Sorry. You want a roll with that?"
Friends
"There's a drunk Chinese guy."
Friends
"Can l get you another glass of wine?"
Friends
"Are you worried your date came, saw you and left?"
Friends
"l know you're not 1 8 anymore, but give it a minute."
Friends
"Something people go to jail for?"
Friends
"-l guess you're right. -You guess?"
Friends
"l'm kind of funny-looking."
Friends
"...you're way out of my league. Everybody in here knows it."
Friends
"l bet that guy over there is probably saying:"
Friends
"Well, l'm not."
Friends
"What do you think you want to order? l'm real excited about that chicken."
Friends
"So if you were thinking, ''Well, he's not that good-looking..."
Friends
"...and then eat, and then leave."
Friends
"...that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive."
Friends
"And l'm pretty sure l'm infertile."
Friends
"Now, come on. Come on, Steve."
Friends
"There must be something that you like about yourself."
Friends
"-Yeah. Four times. -My dear, sweet Rach."
Friends
"-What are you doing? -Emma was doing it."
Friends
"-And you can't make any noise. -Okay, l'll try."
Friends
"Hello?"
Friends
"You can't have S-E-X when you're taking care of a B-A-B-l-E."
Friends
"l've got bad news. The Chinese guy left."
Friends
"Look, you got stood up. Who cares?"
Friends
"Just the crab cakes."
Friends
"What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? You can't do that."
Friends
"We have a bet on how long it'll take before you give up and go home."
Friends
"What?!"
Friends
"Well, that was weird. You were loud and l was fast."
Friends
"Don't ask me. l was in there canoodling you."
Friends
"...because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel!"
Friends
"Sorry, that's my phone."
Friends
"Oh, my God, this is the worst date ever."
Friends
"Look, you know what, l'm sorry, but did you really think that this was going well?"
Friends
"Thank God! Emma, there you are!"
Friends
"We were playing peekaboo. She loves it when l'm dramatic."
Friends
"-No, we weren't. -Don't you lie to me."
Friends
"All right. All right, we were."
Friends
"Which is more than l can say for myself as of 2:00 today."
Friends
"lt's unacceptable that you'd have sex with Emma in the next room."
Friends
"...and somebody's gotta carry on my family name."
Friends
"Your family name is Tribbiani."
Friends
"lt doesn't work anyway."
Friends
"All right, well, that's good to know. Good night, Steve."
Friends
"Crab cake?"
Friends
"Monica told me you had a blind date."
Friends
"What size is that?"
Friends
"How do l get them to name the next one after me?"
Friends
"-Look at them! They're really bonding. -They're falling in love all over again."
Friends
"And we want our free crab cakes."
Friends
"-You were stood up here last night. -l know. lt hurts."
Friends
"l hate my dick!"
Friends
"Fifth day's a charm."
Friends
"lt's great having you back. Stay as long as you want."
Friends
"Hey! You're not naked."
Friends
"Probably around 6. But she's in the bedroom, all ready to go."
Friends
"Hey, l hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you."
Friends
"No, hey, it's been great."
Friends
"...all my feelings from before are totally over."
Friends
"-Yeah, that'll do it. -Wow!"
Friends
"Sure. l mean, do l wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out?"
Friends
"Of course. You know, l'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce."
Friends
"-Well, actually it-- -lt's not a divorce. lt is not a divorce!"
Friends
"Anyway, l think Rachel and l need to get on with our lives."
Friends
"Wow. Really?"
Friends
"-Sure. l know lots of girls. -Any names come to mind?"
Friends
"Okay, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrots..."
Friends
"...strained plums. We haven't tried that yet!"
Friends
"Thanks."
Friends
"-Why are they doing this? -l don't know."
Friends
"What is there, like, two bites in here?"
Friends
"l just wish they'd realize they should be together."
Friends
"When they moved in together, l figured that's where things were headed."
Friends
"They should be a family. They should marry and have more children."
Friends
"You know what? Maybe once they start dating and see what's out there..."
Friends
"...they'll realize how good they are for each other."
Friends
"Yeah, because it is slim pickings."
Friends
"But we should probably keep it down, she's still in the bedroom."
Friends
"l know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates..."
Friends
"...so they'll realize how good they are together."
Friends
"-That's a great plan. -Yeah."
Friends
"You know what the best part of it is? l get to do my plan laugh."
Friends
"Okay, shh! Not so loud. We don't want to wake up...."
Friends
"See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married?"
Friends
"l mean, l will have you know that we are very hip, happening people."
Friends
"Sure we'll do it. What are you up to?"
Friends
"-Well, Phoebe set me up on a date. -Oh, my God."
Friends
"-Why? What's the big deal? -l figured because you and Ross are--"
Friends
"l mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood."
Friends
"-l'll bring her by around 7, okay? -That's perfect."
Friends
"You guys are gonna have so much fun. She's at such a cute age."
Friends
"And watch out for your hair because she likes to grab it."
Friends
Show more clips