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Clips from 30 Rock - Verna (S04E04)

"Okay, well, mystery solved."
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"And I guess some of us just don't need a release."
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"# You'll be feeling better soon #"
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"# Don't go to bed with a frown #"
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"I want to be in business with you."
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"Well, so, what's it about?"
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"It's about a mother making amends to her daughter."
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"But this is emotional for you, isn't it?"
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"Deal."
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"Good morning, Pete. Kenneth"
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"I've been biting my nails."
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"She is? What a surprise."
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"With what?"
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"Some of those people on Match Game were drunk."
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"on You Know What and The Bear."
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"Congratulations!"
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"Oh, hello, Mr. Hornberger."
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"No, this is just my little ritual"
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"so I can have a moment of peace and quiet between home,"
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"where this happened,"
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"And work, where I'm always being interrupted."
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"Well, you just enjoy your coffee, sir,"
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"His name is Mister Wiggles, and his cat's name is Benson."
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"Verna's here."
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"My mother is downstairs."
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"Oh..."
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"Wow, look, Jenna, I know that she's no prize,"
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"This is some woman who shows up every couple of years"
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"You know, my mother and I sometimes didn't see eye-to-eye."
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"Ugh, Liz, you don't know anything about mothers."
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"# Shoot it to the moon, you'll be feeling better soon #"
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"# Don't go to bed with a frown... #"
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"Yeah, there were firemen there and everything."
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"I left my Sith Lord cloak too near my mom's shrine"
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"to Italian Jesus, and the candles started a fire."
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"My mom's staying with family upstate,"
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"Oh, I'm not offering."
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"But Liz there has a spare apartment."
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"I bought the place upstairs from me"
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"when I thought I was getting a talk show."
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"But I'm going to finish the combination"
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"as soon as I either hit the lottery or get married."
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"Ugh."
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"Fine, you can stay with me."
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"Ugh."
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"Verna's been using me my whole life, Jack."
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"We drove 11 hours to get here,"
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"and you're not getting any younger."
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"she blew it off because there was no prize money."
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"Today, you break the cycle."
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"I developed this presentation in 2002"
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"to Martin Luther King Day, or, as she calls it,"
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""That Day in January When the Post Office is Closed"."
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"This word is your best friend."
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"Best friend with benefits?"
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"Step one, say no."
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"Step two..."
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"she will try to pick a fight with you."
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"always speak quieter."
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"If you raise your voice,"
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"emotions take over and she gets the upper hand."
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"you stay in control and it's on to step three."
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"And this is the hardest one of all."
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"And you..."
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"let her walk away."
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"Say no, talk low, let her go."
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"Do you smell smoke?"
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"Look, Liz."
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"It's disgusting."
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"Wow, an old, white lady yelling at me"
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"This is so different than living with my mom."
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"Okay, so I smoke a little as a stress release."
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"It is not a lecture to simply point out to someone"
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"that the episode of Diff'rent Strokes about Dudley's dad"
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"and leads to ridicule from Willis."
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"You can't judge me when you're eating that garbage."
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"And this stuff will kill you."
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""Manufactured in a facility that also processes food.""
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"Good night, Liz."
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"It was fate!"
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"We've been brought together"
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"But if doing this restores my sex drive,"
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"No, low, go."
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"like paying the medical bills,"
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"with that time that my boyfriend broke his tailbone off"
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"But this time, it's different."
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"I said no."
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"Is this the fight?"
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"I'm in control."
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"I'm the calm one."
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"Does somebody have a gun?"
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"Well, I know you're busy."
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"I am so proud of you."
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"Sorry I'm late, Mr. Hornberger."
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"Funny story."
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"There was a guy on the subway"
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"I am quitting smoking."
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"I signed up for a service called NooFud"
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"But maybe now is not the time."
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"It's show week, and I can't have you melting down."
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"And junk food is your stress release."
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"We all need a release."
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"While you were talking, I put a thumbtack in my neck."
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"It makes me feel something."
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"I have a new outlet."
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"Like my upcoming lunch:"
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""Autumn tempeh risotto with salmon-rubbed streusel chunks"."
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"What?"
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"on her brain's pleasure center."
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"She gave me money."
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"It's not different, Jenna."
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"It never is."
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"You must be Verna."
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"Jenna, you were right, darling."
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"between those two things we were talking about."
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"Interesting earrings."
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"I make them myself."
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"Something's killing all the birds in my neighborhood."
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"I am the worst mother."
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"to a congressman when she was 16?"
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