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Clips from 30 Rock - Verna (S04E04)

"Oh, that's me."
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"Oh."
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"I knew it was her birthday."
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"I'm throwing her a surprise party."
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"So wear something nice."
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"Like a pair of white jeans and a Dan Marino jersey or something."
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"Last night, I spent an hour trying to remember"
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"Liz, your body is crying out for all the chemicals it's used to."
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"God, your arms are really weak."
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"I have a very strong will."
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"Rossitanos have refused to fight in seven wars."
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"He's got to be sneaking cigarettes."
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"I will leave it out tonight as a trap and set up a video camera."
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"Just like the one our nanny used to catch me watching her sleep."
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"Ow!"
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"Mom, you remembered!"
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"Well, of course I remembered!"
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"Come here, sweetie."
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"Whatever it is Verna wants,"
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"This isn't about you."
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"and try to be happy for Jenna."
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"Speaking of issues, I had a dream the other night"
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"Thank you."
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"A liar."
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"A dental hygienist."
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"But I haven't always been a good mom."
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"but when you were 11,"
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"we were supposed to sing together"
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"at a mother-daughter talent pageant."
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"on account of my bad knee."
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"And then, I went and drove my jet-ski"
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"into that great, big bunch of moths."
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"So I did not make it to that pageant."
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"Honey, I don't deserve a single thing from you."
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"# Do that to me one more time #"
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"# With a daughter like you #"
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"# Of a mom like you #"
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"# Oh #"
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"# Like you just did #"
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"How are you not moved by this?"
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"# Do that to me once again #"
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"Nice office, Jack."
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"I fell like I'm in the Martha Stewart section of a Kmart."
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"And it was pretty important to me too."
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"What show?"
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"Jack..."
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"I did not drive my home all the way to New York City"
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"Come on."
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"You see how good I am at pushing Jenna's buttons."
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"I knew you had something up your sleeve"
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"It's a mermaid..."
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"Now, come on, Jack."
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"We both understand the value of a dollar."
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"Boop."
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"Now won't you please do me this favor?"
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"Talk to Jenna."
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"Come in!"
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"Jenna, I was right."
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"I was right all along."
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"Ah, new earrings."
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"so they still might have some pigeon mites."
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"But she said those can't "affect-affect humans-humans"."
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"Yes, well, it certainly is amazing to see how your mother"
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"It's even better, Jack."
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"I am happy."
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"Good morning, dummies."
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"So Frank can go cold turkey, but I can't?"
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"Look, I don't know where those cigarettes went."
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"videotaped her living room last night."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Hang on, you videotaped your living room?"
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"All night?"
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"Coming at you."
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"Give me."
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"You didn't believe in me."
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"But I believed in myself."
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"Just like the last scene of all movies."
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"Okay."
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"Here we go."
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"What are you wearing?"
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"They're called night spanks."
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"Well, I don't even remember getting up."
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"She's not sleepwalking."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You tried to take away your release, Liz."
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"But nature finds a way."
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"Did you learn nothing from Jurassic Park?"
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"Why am I making a phone call?"
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"but you better move, girl!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Oh, Liz, you didn't."
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"Oh, I don't want to see this."
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"Okay, fine, I cheated in my sleep."
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"But Frank folded too."
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"Because I am not making it up about the cigarettes."
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"No, no, please, no."
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"You didn't smoke the..."
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"Liz ate the cigarettes."
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"So let's turn the T.V. off."
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"Oh, thanks, Frank."
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"Denise, I said wait upstairs."
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"My boss is asleep in the other room."
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"I was told you had a package for the mail room."
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"This just got awesome."
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"I need you, Denise."
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"I'm trying to quit smoking, and my mom's not here."
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"# Don't go to sleep with a frown in your pocket #"
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"This is the worst thing I've ever seen."
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"We all need our release."
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"Just like when I dye my pool on St. Patrick's Day."
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"I do have a couple of notes."
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"This project will not be about drama or dysfunction."
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"And it's not a show, it's four visits per year:"
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"Christmas, Mother's Day, Jenna's birthday and Thanksgiving."
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"You treat Jenna with the respect she deserves, you get a check."
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"You're trying to bribe me into being a good mom."
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"Well, it is all just about money."
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"Isn't it, Verna?"
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"Well, maybe for me."
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"And I believe that gives me the upper hand."
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