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Clips from The Simpsons - Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh (S20E20)

"Care to try our new sciencewater?"
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"- Vitality. - Oh!"
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"(GROANING)"
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"This school has really gone downhill."
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"And now their 50 biggest hits are on four CDs."
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"Well, I'm looking at a lot of murder sites right now."
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"- Where's the bedroom? - Right here."
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"Mooching off Waverly Hills"
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"Call it, friendo."
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"Oh, my God. Look what they serve in the cafeteria."
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"She's our top student and she writes the fun facts in the morning announcements."
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"Skinner!"
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"(LAUGHING AWKWARDLY) I'm Lisa, one word."
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"But I always get A's!"
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"I ain't gonna pin no tail on no donkey!"
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"Look, just come to the party. It's gonna be fun."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"- How juicy is it? - The juiciest!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"(PEOPLE CHATTERING)"
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"- Dude, your date is hot. - Does she have a sister?"
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"Maybe you could over again."
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"You know what a girl likes, mister. So can I see you again?"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Did you just wink at me?"
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"Homie!"
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"And I've got a present for you."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGS)"
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"(THANKING IN YIDDISH)"
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"Could you tell I lip-synched that whole speech?"
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"It went back."
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"(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"D'oh!"
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"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"(TRUMPET BLOWING)"
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"MARGE: The label is all in lower case."
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"It's like drinking e.e. Cummings."
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"And each of our flavors is named after a real word!"
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"- Nourish. - Mmm."
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"- Purple. - Ooh!"
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"- Potato Lime. - Mmm."
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"- I Love the '90s. - Oh."
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"New Car Smell."
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"Excuse me. I'm feeling a little over-hydrated."
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"That's normal. It just means your bladder's full of science."
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"Now if you'll excuse me, our company just went bankrupt."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Gotta find a place to tinkle!"
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"Language!"
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"Schools have bathrooms. And I'm a woman,"
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"so my going in unattended won't cause a panic."
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"(MARGE HUMMING)"
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"- Hey, Mrs. Simpson. - Janey."
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"(SIGHS HAPPILY)"
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"That's Bart's class."
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"(SNORING)"
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"Lousy teachers."
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"(SNORING)"
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"Lousy hangover."
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"That's an awfully crowded classroom."
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"Three, two, one."
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"Okay, children, I've just been granted tenure,"
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"so I'm gonna sit back and let Ralph teach for awhile."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Class, in what year was one plus one?"
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"The answer is the Amazing Ralph!"
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"The only person getting an education here today was me,"
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"in how bad it is!"
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"Mrs. Simpson, let me pour you a drink."
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"Scotch? Vodka? Gin? I got everything you want."
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"I want my kids in a decent school!"
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"Hey, I want the "check engine" light on my dashboard to shut off,"
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"but that ain't gonna happen."
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"Aah!"
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"And because of cutbacks, they were combining math with P.E."
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"They were playing dodgebook!"
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"Look at this. Springfield Elementary's rating is so low,"
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"it's more than two standard deviations below the norm!"
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"I can't understand that math reference because I went to Springfield Elementary!"
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"My cousin goes to a much better school. He lives in Waverly Hills."
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"Their school system's the best!"
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"Their auditorium and their gym are two different rooms."
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"We can't afford to move to Waverly Hills. Their house prices have commas in them."
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"As it is, our lawn is just green-painted cement."
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"(YELPS)"
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"I just wish I could go to a school like that even for one week."
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"'Tis better to have learned and lost than never to have learned at all."
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"What if we got a small apartment there? We wouldn't have to live in it,"
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"but we would have a Waverly Hills address."
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"Mom, that's brilliant!"
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"We could go to a school where special doesn't always mean bad"
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"and where the teachers don't have to moonlight as telemarketers."
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"As you know, the music of Air Supply is timeless."
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"Wait, wait, wait. You're putting us in a new school?"
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"What about my friends?"
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"Oh! Elementary school friends, those are forever!"
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"You're always gonna be friends with Milhouse!"
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"(SINGING) Stand by me Oh, stand by me"
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"Oh, stand now, stand by me Stand by me"
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"I need to rent an apartment in the worst part of Waverly Hills,"
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"the crappier the better."
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"- So cheap, eh? - Ahso sheepay to you."
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"I can't afford this place. It's way too fancy. Sometimes there's not a train going by."
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"Four walls?"
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"I was thinking more of something in a two or three."
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"No windows, no parking and a man died here."
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"Play it cool, Homer. Don't let her know it's perfect."
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"Yeah..."
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"Tempting, tempting. Where's the bathroom?"
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"In the Ethiopian restaurant"
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"- at the end of the block. - I'll take it!"
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"(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(SINGING) Waverly Hills"
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"That's where I want to be!"
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"Gimme gimme Gimme gimme"
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"Waverly Hills"
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