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Clips from The Simpsons - Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh (S20E20)

"Get education fraudulently"
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"Gimme gimme Gimme gimme"
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"Well, welcome to Waverly Hills."
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"Your children can start school immediately."
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"- Thank you. - Now,"
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"you'll be getting a random visit from the inspector sometime this month."
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"- The what? - It's just a formality"
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"to make sure you actually live here."
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"Some people use the address just so their kids can go to our schools."
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"I can see them now with their bald heads and their blue-haired wives!"
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"How I despise them."
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"Yeah. Well, here's our inspector now."
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"Heads! I mean, tails! I mean, on its side!"
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"Well done. Now let me validate your parking."
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"That's not enough."
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"- Thank you. - Oh!"
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"Goodnight, Marge."
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"It's so kind of you to live there so our kids can go to a better school."
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"When do I get to move back home?"
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"You just have to stay there"
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"until that psychopathic school inspector makes a surprise visit."
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"You can come home when the heat's off."
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"The heat is off. The hissing from the radiator is a snake."
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"Please just stay there till Bart graduates high school."
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"That's another 20 or 30 years!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Where am I?"
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"Wow! Your first day at the new school."
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"Lisa, have fun. Bart, don't."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Look at this place. It's everything I've ever dreamed of."
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"On campus stables!"
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"Field trips to Europe!"
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"Welcome. I'm your new principal, Dr. Bettelheim."
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"Ooh! A doctorate!"
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"Wait! Don't matriculate those students!"
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"Principal Skinner?"
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"We need Lisa Simpson at Springfield Elementary."
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"Bettelheim."
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"Superintendent Chalmers! What are you doing at another school?"
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"Seymour, as superintendent, I supervise every school in the district."
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"So, you're overseeing other people?"
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"I'm sorry if you misunderstood our arrangement."
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"What am I supposed to tell our children?"
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"They already know. And they're happy for me."
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"(KNOCKING AT DOOR)"
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"Hey, neighbor. Welcome to the jungle,"
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"also known as, "Royal Waverly Apartments.""
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"Brought you a housewarming present."
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"(FARTS)"
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"That was great! You mind if I use that at work?"
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"- It's yours, my friend. - Hey, are you into poker?"
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"Well, I love to play, but I'm not very good."
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"Also, I always forget to cash my chips back in for money."
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"This man crush just got bromantic."
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"You make words into dudes!"
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"- Guy five! - Yeah!"
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"Hi, newbie. I'm Caitlin with a "C.""
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"This is Kaitlyn with a "K." And this is Kate Lynn, two words."
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"So, Lisa, what's your favorite Alaska Nebraska song?"
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"Mine's Touch a Star."
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"Mine's Make It Yours: The Star Song."
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"Who's Alaska Nebraska?"
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"Who's Alaska Nebraska?"
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"Only the greatest 16-year-old singer /actress in the world!"
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"Do you even know how lame you are?"
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"I should warn you. By using the term "lame,""
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"you're violating the Americans with Disabilities Act."
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"Ew! That makes you even lamer!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"- B-plus? - Nice work."
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"At my old school, I got so many A's, the teachers didn't even check my work!"
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"Maybe that's why you got so many A's."
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"Oh, my God. You've been challenged. Well, Lisa, let's see how you respond."
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"(CRYING)"
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"Bart, at this school, I'm not a brain, I'm not popular,"
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"I'm not anything!"
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"Not to worry. At this school, we've got a clean slate."
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"In fact, I'm establishing my cred right now."
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"(SIREN WAILS)"
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"CLANCY: Got you!"
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"- Hey! - Come on!"
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"Take this as a warning, kids. Bart Simpson is the ultimate bad boy."
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"Befriend him and you'll wind up just like him,"
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"a rebel who does what he wants when he wants."
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"Wow. Come on, tough guy. Let's go."
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"GIRL: He's so bad!"
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"Okay, I held up my side of the bargain."
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"Now you have to go to Ralphie's birthday party."
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"- A deal's a deal. - And you'll stay till we cut the cake."
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"Fine. I want one gift bag now,"
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"BIG TONY: You wanted a powwow, Chief?"
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"I know you been dealing drugs at the high school."
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"But I'll look the other way if you come to Ralphie's party."
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"Batman's gonna be there!"
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"(STUTTERS) Batman?"
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"I ain't messing with no caped crusader."
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"ALL: Wow."
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"I wonder what he did?"
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"- I heard he burned down his old school. - I heard he killed a groundskeeper."
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"Oh, my. That's a bit rough."
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"Now to turn my sis from loser to schmoozer."
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"Qué pasa, ladies?"
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"- You're that bad boy. - What do you want from us, bad boy?"
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"Don't tell anyone but my sister Lisa is best friends with Alaska Nebraska."
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"- Get out of here! - No way!"
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"You so lie!"
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"She didn't even know who Alaska Nebraska was."
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"Duh! She said that because she respects Alaska's privacy,"
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"just as I have no doubt you guys will respect Lisa's privacy."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"We're approaching bandwidth overload, sir."
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"It's gossip at Waverly Elementary."
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"- Hi, Lisa. - Hi, Caitlin."
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"- She knows my name! - No, she knows my name!"
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"Bart, your plan worked."
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"My plan was to lie, lie like hell, and that's what I did."
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"Well, well."
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"It seems like someone forgot about a previous engagement"
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"at the bowling alley from 2:00 to 4:30!"
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