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Clips from Friends - The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister (S03E03)

"Okay, pick a card. Any card."
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"I have, like, five times. But the guy is so charming..."
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"...I go up there to yell, then I end up apologizing to him."
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"...if you wanna know how I did it, I'll show you."
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"Just did it again."
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"Here, I'll slow it down so you guys can see it. Ready?"
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"- I got it now! - Okay."
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"She was with her friend Donna. Just laughing and talking."
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"It's Joey's birthday."
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"- How's that coffee coming, dear? - Right away, Mr. Kaplan."
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"I need these hangers separated ASAP."
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"Then I think:"
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"Gee, I don't know, Rach."
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"It's not funny. This is actually my job."
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"I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus."
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"- Just one other thing. - Yes?"
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"Do you want my pickle?"
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"- Well, he's very charming. - I know. He's too charming!"
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"But if you go out, it'll be harder for me to hate him."
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"- Oh, my...! - Oh, my God!"
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"How many did you have? These are pure vodka."
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"Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex!"
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"What?"
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"I'm just saying. Why else would he swoop in out of nowhere for no reason?"
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"- No, only for sex. - Thank you."
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"How hammered are you? These are Joey's sisters."
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"Hi, Joey's sisters!"
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"What are we drinking over here?"
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"What you doing?"
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"So yeah, pretty good... He sounds like a nice, good guy."
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"So he's "just a nice guy.""
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"Well, I assume I'll have to take showers with him."
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"This is men!"
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"You don't think I thought of that?"
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"It's gotta be Veronica. The girl in the red skirt."
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"That's okay."
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"Why can't we talk in here..."
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"Why don't you ask Chandler? He fooled around with her."
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"It's gotta be the first one."
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"Oh, my God! Is that Phoebe?"
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"Guess they're back from their date."
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"- What's it about? - I don't remember."
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"This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write.""
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"You just go to the house and ask for Mary Angela."
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"Where in Cuba?"
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"Now look, listen. Listen..."
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"- She's right in there. - Okay."
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"Yeah, right. Look at you. You're practically giddy."
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"Yeah, but you don't wanna seem too pushy."
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"It's not pushy. He gave her his home number."
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"That's right, good things. That is what I said."
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"He left my number at work and was gonna get it..."
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"That is amazing!"
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"Well, if I know Mark, and I think I do..."
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"High collar and baggy pants say, "I'm a pro!""
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"- What? - "Why don't you call him?""
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"Well, thank you very much. Now he's gonna prep her..."
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"...as in what you do before you surgically remove the boyfriend!"
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"Am I? Am I out of my mind? Am I losing my senses?"
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"This isn't even about you!"
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"...does that mean he gets to?"
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"Then get over yourself! Grow up!"
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"You grow up."
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"No, I did."
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"Well, it's yummy."
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"So will I."
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"I was just squinting. It doesn't mean anything."
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"Will you excuse me, I have to..."
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"...and I'm not really in a in a commitment kind of place."
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"God, Mary Angela was right. You do have the softest lips."
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"You're not Mary Angela?"
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"Look, I'm sorry. I was really drunk and you guys all look really similar."
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"But I want you to know that I'd never soberly hurt you or your family."
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"You're my best friend."
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"Yeah, punch him!"
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"- Cookie, now you can punch him! - What?"
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"How did it go?"
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"The woman I interviewed with was pretty tough..."
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"Listen, I'm..."
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"- I know. - Yeah?"
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"Oh, well, you know..."
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"Eavesdropping? Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down."
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"They need me."
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"Honey, I'm sorry."
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"If it's any consolation..."
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"...he really did sound like he was having more fun with you."
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"Show it to everybody."
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"Real magic does exist."
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"Somebody's at the door on the ceiling."
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"That's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor."
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"He took up the carpets, and now you can hear everything."
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"Why don't you go ask him to just, "Step lightly, please?""
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"That is silly!"
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"I'll go up there. I'll tell him to keep it down."
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"When you handed me back the card, what you didn't see was..."
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"...I looked at it so fast, it was invisible to the naked eye."
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"Thank you."
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"...little noose at the end?"
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"She was at Rockefeller Center, skating with her husband. She looked so happy."
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"I almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them."
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"I remember the first time I saw Katherine after we broke up."
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"God, it killed me!"
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"Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon."
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"Sorry, I just... Any excuse to tell that story, you know?"
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"Chandler, there's a party tomorrow. You'll feel better then."
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"Then if anybody should have a party, it should be him."
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"Well, he totally screwed up the punch line."
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"I'm not suppose to drink coffee. It makes me gassy."
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"I'll bet you're thinking, "What's an intelligent girl..."
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"...who wants to be in fashion doing making coffee?""
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"- How does that sound? - That sounds great!"
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"- Come on over here, sweetheart. - Thank you so much."
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"You're welcome."
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"- Oh, God, I hate my job! I hate it. - I know, honey. I'm sorry."
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"I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out."
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""Why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job..."
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"Order up! Yentl soup, James Beans and a Howdy, hold the Doody."
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"Come on, I'm sorry. I didn't... I don't mind paying my dues, you know?"
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"But how much will I learn about fashion..."
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"...by walking Myra, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom?"
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