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Clips from Friends - The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister (S03E03)

"Hi. Is my misery amusing to you?"
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"I'm sorry, I was just..."
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"No, believe me, I've been there."
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"You can go back to enjoying your little hamburger."
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"Actually, that's a Barbra Streisand-wich."
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"What? I named that one."
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"I might know of a job possibility, if you're interested."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey, Gunther."
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"You're going on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?"
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"Well, you're just going to have to try."
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"Joey? Where are the Jell-O shots?"
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"I don't know. Chandler's passing them..."
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"Chandler!"
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"Hello-dee-lo!"
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"- Stick out your tongue! - Take off your shirt!"
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"Yeah, Jell-O. Just like Mom used to make."
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"The most unbelievable thing happened today."
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"I'm having lunch at Monica's and this guy starts talking to me."
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"He works for a buyer at Bloomingdale's."
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"There's an opening there! So I gave him my phone number."
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"He's gonna call me this weekend to get me an interview!"
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"I know!"
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"What, so this guy's helping you for no apparent reason?"
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"- And he's a total stranger? - Yeah. His name is Mark something."
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"Hey, Joey, are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?"
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"So did you tell Mark Something about me?"
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"Joey! Happy birthday!"
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"No kidding?"
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"That's the same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband."
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"No, it's a good thing."
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"Why must we dial so speedily, anyway? Why rush through life?"
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"Why can't we savor the precious moments?"
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"Those are some huge breasts you have!"
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"So I heard about this Mark guy that Rachel met today."
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"- Isn't it great? - Oh, yeah!"
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"Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy!"
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""Hummina, hummina, hummina.""
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"That's excellent."
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"Do you really think this Mark doesn't want anything for helping you?"
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"But, you know, that's true of any job."
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"How you feeling?"
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"Well, my apartment isn't there anymore because I drank it."
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"Where'd you go? We lost you after you opened up all the presents."
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"I ended up in the storage room, and not alone."
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"No "woo-hooing." No "woo-hooing.""
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"Why, what happened?"
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"- That's not the worst part. - What is the worst part?"
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"I can't remember which sister."
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"You see what men do? Don't tell me men are nice."
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"Joey will kill you. He'll actually kill you dead."
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"- How can you not know which one? - That's unbelievable."
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"The dark, big hair, with airplane earrings."
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"No, that's not Gina. That's Dina."
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"You see? You can't tell which is which either!"
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"We didn't fool around with any of them."
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"That was me."
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"When I drink, sometimes I get overly friendly and I'm sorry."
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"- That's okay. - That's all right."
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"...with witnesses?"
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"I just got off the phone with my sister."
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"- Which one? - Mary Angela."
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"Now which one is she again?"
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"She told me you said you could really fall for her."
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"Is that true, or are you just getting over Janice by groping my sister?"
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"Really?"
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"That's great!"
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"You and my sister, sitting in a tree!"
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"Did he call? Did Mark call?"
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"No, honey, I'm sorry. But the weekend's not over yet."
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"Music!"
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"Very nice!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- So how are you? - I am good. I finished my book."
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"- Do you wanna take a walk? - Yeah, I do."
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""Dear Mary Angela:"
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"Hi, how's it going?"
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"What the hell's the matter with you?"
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"That's the part where you tell him that I moved to France..."
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"...when actually I'll be in Cuba."
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"Look, you've got to do this yourself. In person. At least you know her name."
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"When whichever one she is comes to the door..."
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"...you take her for a walk, you let her down easy."
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"What if Mary Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary Angela?"
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"Joey! What are you doing here?"
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"Waiting for my grandma to finish my laundry."
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"- What about you? - I'm here to see Mary Angela."
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"You are so the man! Come on."
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"Be cool, because Grandma doesn't know about you two."
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"And you do not wanna tick her off."
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"She was, like, the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body."
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"- Where are your parents? - They're in Vermont, buying cigarettes."
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"Where's Mary Angela?"
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"- Hey, Chandler! - Hey, Chandler!"
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"I can't believe Mark didn't call."
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"- It's Sunday night and he didn't call. - Bummer."
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"I'm genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn't work out."
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"Wait a minute. Why don't you just call Mark?"
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"You've got to make stuff happen!"
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"And you don't mind if I call, because you want good things for me."
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"Hello. Mark? Hi, it's Rachel Greene."
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"Oh, no. Don't you apologize."
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"Yeah, I'll hold."
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"...but he had to help his niece with her report on the pioneers."
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"That's... No, it's perfect."
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"Oh, God! Thank you so much!"
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"Great. Bye."
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"- I got the interview! - There you go!"
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"He even offered to meet me for lunch and prep me for it."
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"I gotta figure out what to wear."
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"Yeah, right. Okay, I'll see you guys later."
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"You go get them!"
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"What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way?"
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"Are you crazy?"
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"It's about something wonderful happening for Rachel."
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"Even if you're right, and he wants to sleep with her..."
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"This tiramisu is excellent. Did you make it, Mary Angela?"
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"So... Mary Angela, do you like it?"
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"So... Mary Angela, what's your second favorite?"
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"More of Grandma's tiramisu."
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